Toon Bachelorette 3 Episode 6

Previously on Toon Bachelorette
*Eilonwy and the last three boys heads off to a private island.
*They have a BBQ, ukulele playing, and swimming.
*Eilonwy chose Link and...aw, who the hell am I kidding? She picks Taran to be in the Final Two, blah, blah. Justin is gone, yeah, whatever...

2 Bachelors are left. In this season finale, who will Eilonwy pick?

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Episode 6: Shortest Episode

(Cut back to the mansion as Sam and Max is there)

Sam: Hey folks, welcome back to our show. We are now at the season finale of our show.

Max: Yep! Only Link and Taran are left and soon, one of these guys will be Eilonwy's new boyfriend...or not. Who cares?

Sam: It's time to see which one will do so, so let's get to our boys, shall we?

(We see the last two boys waiting in the pool room)

Taran: Eilonwy is going to get kidnapped.

Link: How do you do that?

Taran: They always do this on their show.

Link: (C.S.) It comes down to both Taran and me. Only one of us will win Eilonwy's heart. But will our efforts be enough?

Taran: (C.S.) I think I know whom Eilonwy has picked...but then again, if I know her, she will interrupt at any given moment.

(The hosts came into the room)

Sam: Boys, we got good news and bad news.

Link: Eilonwy's kidnapped and we have to find her?

Max: Yep! Eilonwy is kidnapped so...

Eilonwy: (appears) Guys.

Max: (anger mark) What the hell are you doing?! You are supposed to be in that room so you can get kidnapped in some convoluted way!

Eilonwy: Look, the kidnapping is pointless. I already chosen who I want.

Sam: (pause) Well...that's awkward?

Max: (groans) Awww, but we got a cool challenge, obstacles and such planned.

Eilonwy: I know you both mean well but the kidnapping never happened on the actual reality series. So let's get to the choice.

Sam: Fine, wow, this is turning into our shortest episode ever.

Max: (annoyed) Or maybe one of the co-writers on this damn series wants to get to Cartoon Survivor or something! It's turning into All-Stars 2 all frigging over again!

Sam: Relax, Max.

(As Eilonwy, Taran and Link left, Sam and Max sighed as Sam walked into a room, and opened a door, where they saw Harry Moleman putting on a costume.)

Max: Eh, sorry, Harry, but the challenge is cancelled.

Harry: WHAT? But I had the costume, the torture room and the challenge prepared! I even invited some cameo hosts!

Sam: Well, you're going to have to cancel their appointments. Eilonwy just chose her winner.

Harry: (frowns) I bet I know who.

(Later near sunset, we see Sam and Max next to Eilonwy as Taran and Link sat down, Max giving Eilonwy the ring.)

Max: (pause) Well?

Sam: Well, what?

Max: Ring of Togetherness? Mistaken it for Marriage?

Sam: Let's just skip the jokes, Max and go straight to Eilonwy's choice.

(Eilonwy nods as she turns to Taran and Link)

Eilonwy: First of all, I want to thank you all for coming, I realize that it was a tough choice...

Max: JUST SAY WHO YOU WANT!

Eilonwy: (frowns) Fine... Taran, would you like to go with me?

Taran: (smiles) Sure!

(As Taran and Eilonwy smiled and hugged, Link shrugged.)

Link: Well, it was obvious from the beginning.

Max: ...THIS is exactly why we have variety, people!

Sam: Don't argue with this, Max. We need to at least keep the canon couple fan community happy.

Max: Eh, you're probably right.

Sam: (turns to Taran and Eilonwy) Well, Taran, Eilonwy, congratulations on being the sixth official couple on the Toon Bachelor/Toon Bachelorette board!

(Max pulls out a board as names were drawn on)

(JAKE (AMERICAN DRAGON: JAKE LONG)/SABRINA (SABRINA THE TEENAGE WITCH)

SASUKE UCHIHA (NARUTO)/VANESSA DOOFENSHMIRTZ (PHINEAS AND FERB)

SORA (KINGDOM HEARTS)/CINDERELLA (DISNEY'S CINDERELLA)

HICCUP (HOW TO TRAIN YOUR DRAGON)/PENELO (FINAL FANTASY XII)

RIKU (KINGDOM HEARTS)/PAMELA ISLEY AKA POISON IVY (BATMAN)

TARAN/EILONWY (BLACK CAULDRON))

Sam: You won true love and a good heart. As for you, Link, you are going to be one of the future Toon Bachelors.

Link: (nods) That's fine.

Max: Well... let's see what else we have...

(The couple kisses of course)

Max: Eh, screw that. Can't think of anything.

Sam: (to camera) That's it for our season. Taran and Eilonwy are together...

Max: And we got the shortest episode ever. I'm telling ya, we're going to get hit hard here.

Sam: Right, but next time, we got Jinx for the next episode of Toon Bachelorette.

Max: But that's for later. Coming soon is the next season of Cartoon Survivor which takes place in Equestria!

Sam: Until next time, have a nice day!

(Sam blew a kiss to the camera as the couple kiss. We fade to black, ending the season.)