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(We go to a dark place somewhere. A familiar cartoon character just got his head removed from a sink full of water. His name is Kronk.)
Kronk: Huh? Uh, where am I?
Voice: The game has begun. You are being held prisoner!
Kronk: Yzma? Is that you?
Voice: No, it is not Yzma!
Kronk: Kuzco?
Voice: No, not him.
Kronk: Squirrely butt???
(Just then all the lights are turned on. Kronk sees someone in the room.)
Kronk: Huh? Stan Smith from "American Dad"?
Stan Smith: Yeah, I am here.
Kronk: What's going on?
Stan Smith: I don't know! I was doing something stupid for the CIA when I was hit over the head. Next thing I knew, I woke up here!
Kronk: Whoa! Same thing happened to me too!
(Suddenly an image appears on a TV monitor nearby. It figures some sort of shadowy figure wearing a mask.)
Figure: Welcome! You two are brought here because you are idiots who played with people's lives. Now you both played a game...for your lives! Right now, you are breathing a very dangerous poison! You have 60 seconds to get the antidote. Starting...now!
Stan Smith: Great! Let's find it! (tries to move but was stopped) Huh?
Kronk: Hey, is this a prison scene? We're chained to the floor, I am being chained by one foot.
Stan Smith: We got to get these things off!
(Stan Smith and Kronk tries to get the shackles and chains off but to no preavail.)
Stan Smith: D**n it! I couldn't I have learned anything smart from the CIA?! I only got in there but dumb luck!
Kronk: Come on, you got to be in the CIA for a good reason. You could think your way out of this.
Stan Smith: Let's face it, we're f***ed! We're going to be...
Kronk: Hey, look, Saws!
(There are saws on the floor nearby)
Stan Smith: (paused) Now why didn't I seen those before?
(The two grabs a saw each and tries cutting their chains off.)
Kronk: Gee, these saws must be broken. I can't get my shackle off.
Stan Smith: (frowning) Well, no s**t! I know what that creep wants us to do! He wants us to saw our foot off!
Kronk: (paused) You know what? You do it!
Stan Smith: The h*** I am! You do it!
Kronk: Well, I guess you get to be in the CIA by being a baby! No matter they did wrong.
Stan Smith: Okay, I can prove why I'm am in the CIA!
Kronk: (chuckling) Moron.
(Stan Smith quickly saw his foot up. Once it's off, he held it in triumph.)
Stan Smith: I did it! I can saved us!
Kronk: (gasping) Oh my gosh!
Stan Smith: (puzzled) What? What's wrong?
Kronk: (pointing) Wrong foot.
(Stan Smith sees indeed that he cut the wrong foot, his freed one.)
Stan Smith: (groaning) Mother f....
(He fell backwards and landed on the floor, dead.)
*in Montana Max Bankbulding in Downtown Acme Acers his Guards are Protling the area
Guard Leader (Arndor): Is the Place Scured?
ther wing
Gaurd 2 (Dingo): Nope it clear
Guard leader: Don't scure this up for the boss this is his night
in Max Room he was watching old World War II Films while Elymara and Marry Melodey was feeding him some food
Elymara: Maxie Poo why you watch thse old World War II Films?
Max: This War Films Remind me of my past and I will tell you this they are memorys*
then Back with the Guards was perotling they see one of there own a Male Cat was out cold
Guard Leader: we got a Intrduer Report Station
then in the main guard room they were knock out and the Hitmen with a Mask Shot the Radio and Arndor hearing Stacit
Arndor: Something is not right
then Electrictey went out and the tv as Max Radio his Guard Leader
Max: Arndor WHAT GOING ON?
Arndor: We are Finding the Intruder sir We will report to you if we found anything
Max; You better arndor or it will be your head
then the Radio Went off line
Arndor: ok Group of 4 Team 1 go upstares, Team 2 check down here, Team 3 Basment and team 4 Come with me*
then two guards was heading but the hit man came behing one guard knocking him out cold when the other guard turn around he got hit with the stunner postion and he was stun for 24 hours as the hit man went to the 3rd floor
then 1 Guard kick the door down and the 7 fire at the emppy room and they found nothing then one guard behind the Chips then a Part of the shotgun grab him pulling him back and stune the other two before they can fire then he stune rest of the guards inculding Arndow making his way to the top
Max get his Stunner gun as Elemarya and Marry Screams and runnning
Max: SHUT UP! *then fire two shots at Elmaraya and Marry stunning them for 12 hours then the Hit Man was outside of his Stunn Proof window as the hit man fire it didn't went through as he walk toward the window and began to change his Shells*
Max: WHo ever pay for your hit I can Pay you more if you walk away
*the Hitman didn't listen and He put powerfull stunenrs into his shotgun and fire at the window*
Max: Then I WILL STUN YOU AND SEE WHO YOU ARE!
then Second Shot hit the window and it sharder as Max Flew back to the couch and the Hitman kick his gun and poit the shotgun at his chest
Max: If you stunn me for life the money will go into the wire and hring every contract stunner to find you and Stunner you for life I WILL HAVE MY REVING FROM THE GRAVE!
then he fire the shot at Montana and he was out cold for life as the Sing and Music began to play
(Cut to a building where Loud and Charity just entered.)
Loud: I hope this is the place.
Charity: It should. It was Harry who gave us the address.
(Inside, a Japanese is overlooking some things while speaking to the two)
Man: Yes, I see you have great dossiers to due past successes. I think. You two will make perfect housesitters.
Loud: Thanks. Exactly what are we house sitting?
Man: Oh. It's this simple house. Very very old. Middle of nowhere. Nothing unusual about it. It's not haunted by some sort of child who ends up killing his victims by eating their guts or something.
Charity: Excuse me?
Man: Errr...did I say that? No, I definitely did not.
(Cut to the house as the man came in with Loud and Charity)
Man: Good house, yes?
Charity: We definitely like it. It will be great to house sit.
Man: Nothing bad at all! Absolutely nothing!
(Then the man sees some hair crawling from the door. He quickly runs over and pulled it out, cutting it while the two weren't looking. When Loud and Charity turned, the man got rid of the hair just in time. He just smiled.)
Loud: Uh, is that hair in your hand?
Man: (seeing the hair in his hand) Yes. It's...wig.
Charity: I can tell. You are definitely bald.
Man: Now, on to bathroom yes?
(The man goes to the bathroom and looked alarmed to see an evil looking grudge kid in there growling. He grabs a plunger and pushed him down into the water.)
Charity: Uh, excuse me?
(The man smiled as he managed to pushed the boy all the way down just as Loud and Charity came in.)
Loud: Are you doing some early plumbing?
Man: Uh...yes? Just in case you want...fix tub, yes?
Charity: Okay. So who are we housesitting for? Anyone here?
Man: Oh, no one much. If you want some help, Toon Town is nearby!
Loud: Thanks. We'd get our stuff and get on living as soon as possible.
(The two left. The grudge boy came up yelling but the man hits him with the plunger, knocking him into the water once more. Cut to the Grudge House. Unknown to Loud and Charity, there is a house next door, some sort of house where three teens lived at. They are outside right now playing baseball.)
Danny: Man, this stinks. I am never going to find the girl of my dreams out here. I need someone who isn't afraid of my halfa self and who would loved me no matter what.
Tucker: Well, you got Sam. She lives here.
Sam: We already dated. It didn't work out, Tucker. Remember?
Tucker: Oh yeah. (grabs the baseball) Well, don't worry, Danny. You could find someone.
Danny: (sighs) I hope so.)
(Tucker throws the baseball to Danny who catches it.)
Sam: Throw it over here, Danny!
(Danny throws the baseball. But he throws it too far because, as Charity came out, the ball hits her in the face knocking her down.)
Danny: (gasping) Aw crap!
Tucker: (looking) Oh boy.
(The three kids run over and helped Charity)
Danny: I am so sorry, miss! I didn't mean to hit you with that baseball!
Charity: That's okay. I have taken balls to the face before.
Sam: (frowning) Please, don't. Seriously. So, who are you?
Charity: My name is Charity Bazaar. My husband Loud Kiddington and I are house sitting this...(pauses) Wait, where did you kids come from?
Tucker: Our house. We lived next door. (pointing)
Charity: That guy said that this house is in the middle of nowhere!
Sam: Mr. Teriyami? He probably only said that to keep people to housesit this haunted house.
Loud: (coming out) Haunted? Did I hear someone say haunted?
Danny: It's probably just a story. This house used to own by some rich brat who was killed about a week ago. Every contract stunner tried to find the killer but no one succeeded. It said that the rich boy moved here and killed anyone just for revenge. (pause) Okay, maybe he doesn't killed anyone. Just freak them out to the point of making sure no one stays here.
Charity: I see. And how many people lived here so far?
Tucker: 12. You're the 13th people to come here.
(Just then a car drove up. Mr. Teriyami.)
Loud: Oh, Mr. Teriyami. We need...
(Suddenly a girl, a boy, and a dog came out. Mr. Teriyami was too busy talking to them to respond to Loud.)
Mr. Teriyami: You will find house very great to lived in, yes? Best house sitters ever.
Charity: (annoyed) Best?! We've only stayed here for 2 hours! And you said we didn't have to housesit anyone!
Mr. Teriyami: Ms. Juniper Lee, I am sure you, your brother, and your dog Monroe will liked it here.
Juniper: I hope so. It's great to here during vacation, you know?
(Danny sees her and suddenly looked dreamly at her.)
Mr. Teriyami: Well, I will leave you to be...something. I forget. Yes.
(Mr. Teriyami dropped off all of June's stuff, got in the car, and drove off. Juniper turned to the group.)
Juniper: Hi, my name is Juniper Lee, you can called me June. My Ah Mah rented this place out for me, Ray-Ray, and Monroe to stay during vacation.
Danny: Man, I am so glad you came.
June: Excuse me?
(Danny comes and held her hand.)
Danny: Uh...my name is Danny Fenton. I lived next door. I will make sure your stay here will be great as possible.
June: (blushing) Thanks.
Ray-Ray: Heh heh. June's in love.
Monroe: Aye, and after so many boyfriends.
Loud: Ahem. My name is Loud Kiddington and this is my wife Charity Bazaar. We will be your house sitters during your stay here. Why don't I take you three for a tour around the house?
June: Thanks. (to Danny) See ya around, Danny.
Danny: (blushing) Bye.
(Loud and Charity led June, Ray-Ray, and Monroe into the house, leaving Danny to stared after June.)
Tucker: Ahem. Uh...we were playing a game of baseball?
Sam: Too late. (smiles) He is lost on planet Juniper Lee.
(Inside the house, Loud and Charity is taking the three for a tour.)
Loud: This is a great place, at least so we've seen so far.
Monroe: Very good place, I agreed.
Ray-Ray: Say isn't this that house that is rumored to be haunted by some sort of kid who got killed a week ago?
June: Ray-Ray, that is only a rumor! No kid is haunting the place!
(Screaming)
Ray-Ray: Then what is that?
June: Monroe's stomach. He hasn't ate yet.
Monroe: Aye. And that bad chips you gave me didn't do me any good.
(Evil laughter)
Loud: DARN THAT TV. I SHOULD HAVE SHUT IT OFF.
Voice: Get out of my house!!!!
June: Okay, what's that?
Charity: Now that I can't explained. Oh well, on to the tour.
(Unknown to the group, a pair of evil eyes is peeking from a hole in the wall. We cut to a candy bar where Danny is at, speaking to Xandir and Big Gay Al)
Danny: I know you two are gay and all, but I have recently fell in love and I was hoping you two will tell me what being in love is like?
Xandir: (giggling) Oh, silly. It's like this. When me and Big Gay Al dated, we go camping in the Brokeback Mountain. We will hugged each other in the tents, grabbed each other's nuts, peanuts that is, then danced the night away.
Big Gay Al: It is so super! Xandir is just a great lover! We have salmon the earlier morning! It is so super like I said!
Danny: (grossed out) What does that have to do with love?
Xandir: Hey, we're gay. What do we know about women?
Danny: (sighs) Figures you're the wrong people to asked.
(The two men kissed each other, grossing Danny out and forcing him to leave.)
As they looked around, the phone rang. Then, Charity picked it up.
Charity: Hello?
Scary Voice: Greetings...do you watch scary movies?
Charity: Uh...yes?
Scary Voice: What is your favorite scary movie?
She groaned and walked in the room she was in.
Charity: Who is this?
Scary Voice: It's a death wish. You might as well come out to investigate a strange noise or something.
Charity: I'm talking to you, what do you want?
Scary Voice: Well, I just want-
Then, the cough noise was heard as his voice was clearer and more human, being Jack Fenton's.
Jack's Voice: Sorry about that. Is this the girl who called for exterminators? Maddie and I are kinda lost.
Charity: Ugh! No! And wrong number.
She hung up, groaning.
(We now cut to Charity who is cleaning the house)
Voice: Get out...
Charity: Huh?
June: (appearing) Hey, did you hear that?
Charity: It's coming from upstairs.
(The two went up to the second level. When they arrived, they gasped. A familiar looking boy is crawling all over the stairs, growling. But he trips, fell down very fast, past the girls, towards the other stairs.)
June: (sweat drop) Okay?
Boy: Get out of here or else!
Charity: Why?
Boy: Uh...I have no idea. Just get out, okay?
June: Listen, Charity is just here to house sit, I'm here to stay. Now why don't you...
(The boy comes back, his face now looked like a face of horror.)
Boy: GO AWAY!
(The girls didn't do anything. They just started.)
Boy: (sighs) This isn't working, is it?
Charity: Not really, no.
Boy: Great. Even after getting killed, I'm screwed! Well, I'd be ba....
(The boy was interrupted as he trips down the stairs again, his screams didn't end until he reaches the bottom.)
June: What is that all about?
(Outside the house, Danny is feeling a bit nervous. Just then, two voices are heard.)
Voice: Yo, Danny, what's up?
(Danny turns and sees a red-haired girl and a Chinese boy coming up to him. They are Betty Barrett AKA Atomic Betty and her boyfriend Jake Long AKA American Dragon.)
Danny: Oh hey guys. I am trying to figure out something.
Betty: Like what?
Danny: (nervously) You see, there's new girl that just moved next door. I need to think up a way to get her...well, like you two when you fell for each other.
Jake: Oh, I see. You digged her, right?
Danny: (sighs) Yeah. I guess so.
Betty: (smiles) Just tell her you liked her.
Danny: As a friend or more?
Jake: (laughing) I see. You're in love with her!
Danny: (smiling) Yeah.
Betty: Just tell her, Danny.
Danny: I can't! She may not liked me!
Jake: You are a cool guy. Anyone who rejects you is whacked. Go talk to her, ask her for a date or something.
Betty: Heck, here she is right now.
(Danny turns and sees June coming out of the house. His pals pushed him forward. Danny gulped as he said.)
Danny: Uh, hey June!
June: Oh, hey Danny. What's up?
Danny: Not much. (pause) So how did you enjoyed the new house?
June: Pretty good except for that insane boy who wants us to leave.
Danny: Yeah, I guess I should have told you about the curse.
June: No need. We figure it out already.
Danny: I see. (pauses) Listen, are you busy right now?
June: No, not really.
Danny: Good. Maybe we could, I dunno, go somewhere to hang out, or watch a movie, or...
June: (blushing) Danny Fenton, are you asking me out on a date?
Danny: Yeah! (realizes) Well, if you don't want to...
June: (smiles) I'd loved to.
Danny: Great! See you later or now?
June: Now.
Danny: Cool!
(The two left leaving Jake and Betty watching smiling)
Jake: Man, they dated earlier when we did.
Betty: Yeah, it is cool, wasn't it?
(The couple kissed as they walked away.)
At the movies, Danny and June were watching a scary movie called the "Hudge". They watched as the main girl was screaming as she saw a scary looking kid looking like the insane kid that was in June's house. Then, Danny accidentally placed his hand on top of hers.
Danny: Uh, whoops. (blushing) Sorry about that.
June: (giggles) Oh, I don't mind that.
Danny looked away as June did too, both blushing.
Danny: (thinking) Come on, Danny...tell her something.
Danny looked nervously to June and spoke.
Danny: Uh...how's the movie?
June: I don't mind it. Reminds me of that creepy insane kid that lives in the house.
Danny: And also...I love you.
He realized and turned away.
June: (blushing) Oh...you do?
She held his hand gently.
June: Guess what? I love you too.
He smiled, then the two kissed.
(Cut back to the house as Charity is looking around. Just then she hear some noises coming from the attaic. She goes to check it out, taking a candle as it is dark in there. There is a lot of cobwebs around. She notices a picture and picks it up. To her puzzlement, it is only of...cobwebs. Suddenly she hears a scream and turns to see the boy who is screaming...because Charity is burning his hand with her candle. The boy screamed and held his hand his pain.)
Boy: Darn it! If you keep that up, you're going to be f***ed when they come!
Charity: Who comes?
Boy: Now I don't have to tell you! You're going to die!!!!
(The boy left. Charity looks confused.)
Charity: Who are they? What is he talking about?
(Back outside, Danny and June arrives laughing.)
Danny: Man, what a crazy night, eh?
June: Tell me about it. (pause) Man, I'm so glad I met you.
Danny: Same here. You are the most beautiful girl I have ever met in my life. I have never met anyone like you. (pause) Okay, there are some but only because they are either temporarily or they don't like me back. You see...
June: Danny?
Danny: Yeah?
June: Shut up and kiss me.
(Danny smirks and then kissed her deep. The kiss continued until...)
Loud: (V.O.) WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN YOUNG LADY?
(The two jumped and turned to see Loud)
June: (annoyed) Geez! Scared the crud out of me, why don't you?!
Loud: You are supposed to be home now.
June: You aren't my dad you know.
Loud: True but as long as you lived here you go by my rules. (pauses) BTW, where were you anyway?
Danny: On a date with me.
Loud: You got yourself a date? (June nods, Loud smirks) Well, great! I am so happy for the two of you! June is like the daughter I'd never have!
Monroe: (approaching) What about that BB kid?
Loud: I already have him. Besides, he's who-knows-where.
Danny: Well, if you don't mind, I would....
Loud: Go ahead. Date her if you like.
June: All right!
(Danny and June were about to kiss when some thunder is heard)
Ray-Ray: (appearing) Hey, what's that?
(Suddenly they looked up and sees the sky going to crazy, shooting out lightning from clouds that looks like some butts, wind blowing, stuff is happening. Some of the neighbors became to noticed.)
Charity: (coming out, annoyed) What is the use of being in the middle of nowhere if we have neighbors anyway?!
Man: Hey, what is that wind coming from?
Woman: Why is there clouds like that forming in the guy?
Man 2: (raspberrying)
Woman: (next to some clothes on lines) Why the **** don't we have dryers?
(Suddenly lightning hits a tree causing it to fall.)
Loud: INSIDE NOW!
(Everyone got inside. Ray-Ray closes the door but locked Monroe out by mistake.)
Monroe: Ray-Ray! Let me in! I'm an indoor dog!
(Still unaware that Monroe was locked out, the group takes cover)
June: What a way to end a date, huh Danny?
Danny: Tell me about it! I have a nasty feeling that we missed someone.
(Outside as seen through the glass window, a bunch of stuff hits Monroe knocking him around outside. Monroe tries to get back inside to no prevail.)
Charity: People should be crazy to go out in that storm.
(Lightning hits Monroe, blackened him a bit)
Loud: Whoa! That sounds close!
Charity: Well, at least lightning never struck in the same place twice, right?
(Lightning hits Monroe once more)
Danny: What do you think, June?
June: I don't know. Monroe, what...(pauses) Say, where is that dog anyway?
(Monroe came in through the doggy door, alive but blackened)
Monroe: (coughing) I'm right here.
Ray-Ray: Oh hey Monroe! (noticing) Say, did you have a fight with the grill again?
Monroe: No, it's because...YOU LOCKED ME OUTSIDE AND GOT ME ALMOST KILLED!
Ray-Ray: (confused) I did that?
Danny: Hey, I think the storm's over.
(The group goes outside, things looked bad but the houses are stills tandsing)
Loud: Weird. Very weird.
Charity: I have a bad feeling about this.
(Someone hits her in the head. It is Han Solo looking annoyed)
Han Solo: Don't go stealing lines from my movies!
(Han Solo storms off. The others looked confused)
June: Okay?
Danny: Guys, I'm going to look around and figure out what's going on, okay?
June: Be careful, Danny.
Danny: I will.
(Later, we see Danny, joined by Jake and Betty, walking down the street. The whole place is in confusion.)
Man: (in car) My car won't start!
Man 2: (in van) My van won't start!
Kid: (on bicycle) Why won't you move?! D**n it! Move!
(Another kids get on a skateboard and tries to move it but it won't move. He groans as the kids walked by. A man with his pants down run out of a building screamined)
Man: My bowels! My bowels won't crap!!!!
Betty: (sweat drop) Okay, we don't need to see that.
(The three passed by an auto fixing place where a man is working on a car.)
Man: Hey Daniel! This crap won't start!
Danny: Put a sparkplug in it!
Man: Okay...
Jake: Yo, something's not right, dog. Things aren't starting.
(As they passed by a van, a foreign terrorist jumped out wearing explosives and holding a trigger)
Terrorist: Death to America! (tries to push the trigger but to his surprise, nothing's happened) Eh? Come on! Death! Death! Death!
Man: Get him!
(Some people attacked the terrorist and beat the crap out of him. The three kids continued walking.)
Betty: You guys, I think something is happening....
(Suddenly the ground shakes)
Danny: What's that?!
(People screams as a quake happens. As they watched, something is coming out of the ground. Something big and dark looking. As if parodying "War of the Worlds", the people watched as whatever it is revealed it. It is...)
Jake: (confused) A Pretendo BS?
Betty: Wait, don't you mean...
Jake: Yo, Betty! Do you want to get sue?!
(As the crowd watches stunned or confused, the pen on the huge Pretendo BS begins to move and click an option on the screen: "Funky Music 80s". Music plays making the crowd relaxed a bit and listening to the music excited. But then the excitement was cut short as the pen chooses another option: "Destroy Humanity". As the crowd gasps, the screen opens up to revealed small alien like pods, making big noises, sparking, and stuff. Jake yelps and puts his arms on his friends. Except he has his hands on Danny's chest and on Betty's...)
Betty: (annoyed) Jake!
Jake: (removes hands, embarrassed) Oops! Sorry. (yelling) Run!
(The crowd begins to run in terror as the small Pretendo BSs begin destroying things in sight. Two women run along aside each other, one of them wearing a fur coat)
Woman: Hey, I liked your fur coat!
Woman 2: Hey, thanks!
(Suddenly one of the Pretendo BSs zaps the fur coat women, destroying all but her fur coat. The first woman grabs the coat greedily. Elsewhere, some rap star wannabes runs for their lives but got vaporized, leaving their jewels running onto the floor. Danny, Jake, and June run dodging the zaps from the Pretendo BSs.)
Jake: Yo, what are we doing? We better change now! Dragon Up!
Danny: Right! Going ghost!
(Jake transforms into the American Dragon, Danny turns into Danny Phantom, and Betty turns into Atomic Betty. Quickly, they got away before they could get zapped by the Pretendo BSs. Inside the Grudge House, the house shook as the madness outside resumes.)
Loud: What's going on?
June: I don't know! I hope Danny is okay!
Monroe: He better in this mixed-up parody!
Ray-Ray: Huh?
Charity: (looking outside the window) Oh my gosh! We're being invaded by...Pretendo BSs?!
Ray-Ray: I thought it...
Monroe: Sssh! Do you want to get sue?
(Suddenly they hear a scream and looked up to see the same boy looking from the upstairs)
Charity: You! Uh....(speaking in Japanese, sort of)
Boy: (annoyed) I'm American, not Japanese, you idiot!
Charity: (embarrassed) Sorry.
June: You knew the invasion was coming, didn't you?!
Boy: No s**t!
Loud: Then you know of a way to stopped it?
Boy: Hey, I, Montana Max, am dead! How am I supposed to stop anything including my death at the hands of the guy who knows about this?
June: So someone else knows of a way to stopped this invasion?
Montana Max: Yeah. Yeah. The secret to stopping this invasion lies in my killer, who is half-human, half squirrel. Find him to find the way to my father's heart that can stopped this invasion.
Ray-Ray: (confused) What is he talking about?!
Monroe: I don't know.
Loud: But where can we find this killer?
Montana Max: Last I heard, he is living in Toon Town nearby! I can't go there because I will ended up trying to killed him like Scorpion from "Mortal Kombat"! Now go!
June: Wait! What does the last part mean???
Montana Max: (disappearing) Father's heart...father's heart...
(Montana Max, the Grudge boy, disappeared fully0
Charity: Now that doesn't make any sense.
(Cut to Danny's house as Danny, Jake, and Betty runs in. Tucker and Sam looks concerned.)
Jake: Yo, dogs! Get everything! We gotta go!
Tucker: I don't understand! What's going on?
Danny: Trust me, it's a long explaination!
Man: (rushing by the glass side panel) We're being attacked by aliens!
Danny: (pause) Well, that sums it up.
Betty: Come on, get what we can take and let's go.
Sam: I'd bring my Goth magazines!
Danny: Oy.
(Later, as things seems to calmed down somewhat, Loud, Charity, June, Ray-Ray, and Monroe are running through the streets.)
Loud: We got to find a car that works so we can get to Toon Town!
Ray-Ray: Shouldn't we just walk there?
Monroe: With this invasion?! Are you mad?!
Danny: (V.O.) June!
(The group turns to see Danny, Jake, Betty, Tucker, and Sam running up.)
June: Danny!
Danny: Man, I am glad you are all right! We gotta get going!
Loud: No we can't. We got to get to Toon Town.
Sam: Why there?
Charity: Because someone there knows of a way to stop this invasion.
Betty: Needless to say, we got to make sure some people aren't killed by this invasion. So some of us will go help the people, the remains will go to Toon Town.
Loud: Well you get no argument from me. I think.
Danny: June, I got to help them.
June: Well, I got to go find this guy who could stopped this invasion, I hope.
Danny: Promise me you will be safe.
June: Only if you promise me the same thing.
Danny: June, no matter where I am, no matter what happens, I will find my way back to you.
(The two looked at each other and kissed, Ray-Ray making a grossed out look.)
Charity: Ray-Ray.
Ray-Ray: What?
(The two stopped kissing and the groups departed. Danny stops and turns.)
Danny: June, catch!
(June stops and gets a sparkplug from Danny)
June: Uh, what's this for?
Danny: Well, you're going to need this to get a car. (to his group) Come on, let's go!
(Danny, Jake, Betty, Tucker, and Sam leaves to do their thing. June smiles at Danny.)
Monroe: Come on, June! We gotta get going!
(Cut to a school where George W. Bush, the Will Ferrell version, is sitting in a classroom listening to a kid reading a story to her class. One of his secret agent service men came in.)
Secret agent: Uh, Mr. President?
George W. Bush: Yeah? What is it?
Secret agent: It's your name but that's not important right now. Mr. President, the planet is under attack.
Bush: Ah, I see.
(Bush just sits there listening, not doing anything)
Secret agent: Mr. President?
Bush: Ssssh! I'm trying to figure out what happened to the frog.
Secret agent: But Mr. President, the more we hesitates, people will die.
Bush: Well, that's what Damage Control is for. But I am not doing anything until I find out what happens to the frog.
(Bush drinks some milk while the secret agent sighs in annoyance)
Secret agent: Mr. President, I have read this book before. The duck dies.
(Suddenly Bush spits his milk all over his secret agent and looked horrified.)
Bush: Holy s**t! You mean by now all these kids' parents are f***ing dead?!
(Suddenly the kids spit their milk out in horror upon hearing this and screamed like mad. Bush groans as he gets up and leaves the classroom.)
Bush: Make a note: I'm never going to sit in a classroom while stuff like what happened ever again.
Secret agent: Uh, I'd get to it...never.
(Back with Danny's group, the three in their hero identifies are trying to help those flee the aliens or recovered)
Jake: Hey Danny! I heard you finally got with June! Way to go!
Betty: I am impressed!
Danny: Well, to tell you the truth, the moment I have seen her, I knew it was true love.
Betty: Did you have any relationships before June?
Danny: No, why?
Betty: I'm surprised. I have some relationship before I started dating Jake. I was dating Noah, Sparky, Maximus, Nemesis...(the boys looked at there surprised. Betty looks sheepish) I don't want to talk about that.
Jake: (sweat drop) Okay?
(Cut to Loud, Charity, and June's group as they looked for some transportation to Toon Town. They looked at the damage caused by the invasion. They see an airplane that crashed into the ground, some of its passengers and crew survived. The passengers get off either the normal way or just off the sides. Some stuff fell from the luggage.)
Voice: Yo, hommies! Those are mine!
Charity: (surprised) Aka?
(Aka Pella, Loud and Charity's friend, appeared)
Aka: Loud? Charity?
Loud: Aka! We thought you were dead!
Aka: Uh, I'm never died, Loudmouth. Who the dilly-o do you think I am? Regina Hall?
Loud: Good point.
June: Who's this?
Charity: Aka Pella, a friend of ours. What are you doing here, Aka?
Aka: Doing some coverage. Homies, this invasion is everywhere! They are destroying stuff including Detroit!
Ray-Ray: But Detroit is always destroyed. Who could tell?
Aka: Good point.
Charity: Listen, do you got a van around? We need some transporation to get to Toon Town. There's someone there that could help stopped the invasion.
Aka: Can't. We were parked here before the invasion has happened. And our spark plug is dead!
June: (holding a spark plug) I got one right here. We could use it.
(Suddenly some rapper in a car drove by)
Rapper: Hey b***h! I got the last f***ing working car in the city!
Aka: (takes spark plug) Gimme that.
(Aka throws the spark plug at the rapper, knocking him down and stopping the car.)
Monroe: Oh gracias!
Charity: Well, not what we have in mind, but it works.
Loud: Come on. Let's get that crack head out of that car and get to Toon Town.
(The group runs over to the car, throws the rapper out, got in, and drove off. Back at the White House...)
Bush: Great, first Iran, then North Korea and their bomb crap, the Democrats, now this. I got too much on my hands already!
Secret agent: I think we've better deal with what's causing the most damage, sir.
Bush: The new Freakshow TV series?
Secret agent: What? No! I mean the aliens!
Bush: Oh yeah. That. Any suggestions.
Secret agent: You're the president, you think of something!
Bush: Oh. Well, uh, uh...I got to play golf!
(The secret agent groans while another brings a woman in)
Secret agent 2: Sir! We found a woman who is witness to one of the aliens attacks!
Bush: This is good news! What do you know, madam?
Woman: Well, they got vaporizing rays that vaporized all but clothing. Well, most of the time.
Bush: They vaporized all but clothing?
Woman: Most of the time.
Bush: Hmmmm...if that isn't the crappiest thing I have heard all day, I don't know what is! Make a press conference quickly! Make me look good. And see if North Korea and Iran wants to give up their nuclear stuff.
Secret agent: You know they won't want to, sir.
Bush: Hey, if this alien attack doesn't convince them to play ball, then nothing but a slap in their a**es would work.
Secret agent: Okay?
(We cut to Danny, Jake, and Betty helping out a crowd. Or trying to.)
Danny: Okay, people. Calm down. (pause) People? (pause) CALM DOWN NOW!
(Danny shot a blast into the air, shutting the people off. He also knocked down a man flying in a hang glider to the ground.)
Man: (groaning) Ouch...
Danny: Okay...listen, I know you don't trust me but we got to get you people to safely.
Woman: But what about the children?
Betty: What about them?
Woman: I don't know. I thought I'd asked.
Jake: Oh boy.
(We now see Loud's group driving their way to Toon Town.)
Monroe: I sure hope whoever this Montana Max's boy killer, he should be able to help us.
Ray-Ray: But if he doesn't want to?
Monroe: Then we'd screwed.
Loud: I think we're almost there.
Charity: So June, did you and Danny have a great time before this happened?
June: (smiling) Oh, we have a wonderful time. Danny is the most nicest, handsomest, (sighs) most wonderful guy I have ever known. Did you thought that way about Loud when you first met him?
Charity: No, I thought he was too noisy.
Loud: HEY!
Charity: (laughing) Just joking!
Loud: Seriously, I thought you were too depressed when I met you! (Charity paused, then Loud smirked) Just kidding!
(Loud laughed then yelled as he thought he saw Montana Max in the windshield and stops the car nearly sending the others through it.)
Ray-Ray: Hey, what happened?
Loud: I...I thought I saw something.
June: (groaning) Well, that was great.
Charity: (sees something) Look! We found it!
(The group sees a sign saying "Welcome to Toon Town" nearby. They got out of the car and heads passed it. They find a way blocked by a hedge.)
Monroe: (sighs) Great. Let's see if the cast of Over the Hedge is home.
Charity: Not in this story. We got to find a way by it.
Ray-Ray: (scared) What if we can't? What if the aliens killed us before we find a way? I'm too pretty to die!!!!!
June: (sweat drop) Pretty?
Loud: Hey, I found a way in!
Ray-Ray: Oh. Never mind.
(The group goes through the hedge and enter Toon Town. As they arrived, they found what seems to be some old fashion picnic.)
Loud: Bizarre!
Charity: Yes, honey?
Loud: No, not you.
June: It's like we're in a place that's a thousand years behind!
Ray-Ray: Like we stepped in another dimension!
Monroe: (sighs) Nah, we stepped in a Village parody combined with A American Tail.
(As they looked around, they see a girl named Kairi with her monster friend Eduardo)
Kairi: Hey Eduardo! Want to have a foot race?
Eduardo: Yes! But no cheating, Senorita Kairi!
(The two have their foot race but Kairi wasn't watching where she was going and smashed into a tree. Eduardo laughed as he runs but slammed into a wall, knocking him to the ground.)
Aka: Let's face it. Intelligent they ain't.
Charity: Come on.
(The group walks around. They see a table nearby.)
Loud: Well, where's Montana Max's killer?
June: Hey, I see a half-squirrel, half human guy over there with that purple skunk.
(June points to a half-squirrel, half-human guy talking with his skunk girlfriend. His name is Alexander Armington II and his girlfriend Fifi Le Fume.)
Charity: There he is. The boy's killer. We got...
Voice: Got to what?
(The group jumped and turned to see a cyborg glaring at him)
Ray-Ray: Holy cow! A Grievie ripoff!
Grievous: (angry mark) It's Grievous, kid! I'm the real thing. And you outsiders are tresspassing!!!!!
Charity: Oh, well, you see..
Grievous: Silence!!! You shall be taken to court held by Queen Beryl and that weirdo Mayor Manx.
(At the table, a roar is heard, nearly scaring the group)
Alex II: Relax, everyone. It's just Those We Do Not Speak Of. As long as we don't disturbed them, they will leave us alone.
Bloo: (appearing) You mean the monsters?
Mac: (gasping) Bloo!
Bloo: I don't see what's the big deal! We kicked them and that witch Maleficent out of here!
(Note: This takes place after Julayla's story "A Toomerican Tail")
Jimmy: But...we heard rumors that there are some still behind!
Bloo: (rolling eyes) Oh bother.
Kairi: (appearing) Hey Alex II!
Alex II: Oh! Kairi! What brings you here to the union of Queen Beryl's daughter Julayla and Fuzzy Lumpkins?
(We see Julayla and Fuzzy who are, to our surprise, enjoying each other's company. They hugged, kissed, and giggled much to Queen Beryl and Meowth's annoyance)
Beryl: I told you not to put Love Potion in Julayla's drink, Meowth!
Meowth: I thought it was the Friendship Potion! At least they stop arguing!
Beryl: Grrr! It's a good thing Ace isn't here to see here after getting eaten by Those We Don't Speak Of.
Bloo: It's monsters!
Everyone else: (gasping) Bloo!
Kairi: I came to see if you know where Sora and the others are at?
Alex II: Oh, well...
Riku: (V.O.) We're right here, Kairi!
Kairi: Oh. Never mind. (Pause) Oh, and Grievie just arrested some outsiders.
Grievous: (V.O.) IT'S GRIEVOUS!
Bloo: (confused) How did he do that?
(Alex II, however, looks concerned at this)
As they were being taken to court, June looked at Kairi.
Juniper: What the heck is this all about?
Kairi: Well...I was kinda like you...at first, I was excited to come here, but after being seperated from Sora and my friends while travelling here...
Juniper continued to listen cautiously.
Kairi: Everything wasn't as expected and I was put into a force labor home...if it weren't for Amy and Julayla, I would still be working there.
She looked at June.
Kairi: After a while, Those We Do Not Speak Of showed up and killed some citizens, then while they were planning, thanks to me, a few classmates from Smithers' classroom and I saw Maleficent's true form...a dragon! Eventually, thanks to the real Chernbog, we drove her and her minions that worked for her out, and after Mickey and his friends stuck up for me...Sora and my friends found me...
Juniper: I see...but why do they have to put a trial on us for?
Kairi: Since you're not from Toon Town, they think you might be...(quietly) monsters (normal tone) in disguise.
Juniper: Man, that's not cool!
The van then arrived in the courthouse and groaned.
Juniper: As if things can't get any worse...
(Cut to inside the courthouse. The people inside were speaking loudly.)
Grievous: Okay, everyone! Quiet down! (no one did) I say quiet down! (no one did. Finally Grievous takes out a blaster, yelling) I SAID SHUT THE F*** UP!
(He shot the blaster into the air, shutting everyone up)
Grievous: Okay then, the trial of the outsiders will now begin. The honorable Queen Beryl and Mayor Manx presiding.
Beryl: Okay, let's get to the basics here...
Aka: Hold it, lady! We aren't a threat to Toon Town! We just came to speak to that squirrel guy, that's all!
Mayor Manx: Sorry but he isn't here at the moment. You will have to settle with us.
Ray-Ray: Eeeeeewwww!
Manx: (confused) What? That isn't what I meant!
Beryl: Why are you five tresspassing in Toon Town?
Charity: Well...
Bloo: Because they're spies for the monsters!
Beryl: Bloo! We must not speak of Those We Don't Speak Of! They are no better than Those Unheard Of.
Bloo: (annoyed) Okay, what's the difference between Those We Don't Speak Of and Those Unheard Of?
Manx: Here's the easy way to determinate it. Those Unheard Of rape people.
Audience: Eeeeewwww!
Monroe: Okay, that's disturbing.
Meowth: Okay, admit! Are you monsters in disguise?
Beryl: Meowth!
Meowth: Oops, sorry.
Charity: We aren't monsters! We only came for Alex II!
Grievous: Gah! They say their name! Gah!
Bloo: Oh, get off your high horse, Grievous.
Grievous: It's Grievie!
(Bloo smirks as Grievous realizes what he just said)
Grievous: (sweat drop) D'oh! I meant Grievous! (angry mark) D**N YOU BLOOREGARD!
(Bloo laughs as Grievous gets his lightsaber but Beryl stops him before he does anything)
Beryl: That's enough, Grievous. You can have him when you get him.
Bloo: Eeeeewwwww! I thought he loves Yumi!
Grievous: (blushing) That isn't what she meant and I don't loved her!
Bloo: (rolling eyes) Yeah, sure.
Manx: Look, we are...
(Just then, a red-haired spiky man in a black cloak and hood came in. Everyone stopped and looked at him. He looks around.)
Man: (sighs) Finally...
(Axel takes his cloak and hood off revealing him wearing nothing but his undies. As everyone looked confused, he opens a lid off a cabinet nearby and sits on it. To everyone's disgust, he craps in it. Beryl looks embarrassed while Grievous groans.)
June: Uh...did I miss something?
Kairi: Glad for you to join us, Axel.
(Upon hearing that, Axel stops and looks confused)
Axel: I am not in my house, am I?
Eduardo: No, Senor Axel.
Grievous: (annoyed) Take that blindfold off, you miserable idiot!
(Axel takes the blindfold off and he sees where he is.)
Axel: Darn it! (to himself) Memorize this, don't leave blindfold on after playing William Tell.
Beryl: Axel, put your cloak and hood back on. It's embarrassing. (to captives) As for you, it's time to determinate your sentence!
Kairi: Now hold on! You haven't reach a sentence yet!
Grievous: Hold your tongue, girl! You don't see your boyfriend complaining!
Kairi: (annoyed) That's because you send him to jail for driving while drunk! And he doesn't even drink!
Beryl: Grievous, you told me he did! Is what Kairi said true?
Grievous: I thought he was drunk!
Riku: Actually, he got hit by a spell during school hours. He was driving the Gummi Ship when you pulled him over.
Grievous: Fine. I'd have him released but still...
Kairi: Grievous, these outsiders are here for a reason.
Loud: Yeah. Some bigger...(notices some glares) Those We Do Not Speak Of are attacking the world and Alex II is the only one who knows the way to stop them!
June: Please, let us speak to him!
Kairi: Yes. You listened to me when you need to get rid of Maleficent and her minions.
(The elders discussed along each other)
Beryl: Very well. We will let you speak to him.
Grievous: After this, you are confined to this village, in a jail, never to leave!
Manx: Trial dismissed!
Loud: What? Wait!
(Grievous ignoring Loud's pleads takes Loud, Charity, June, Monroe, and Ray-Ray away to go see Alex II)
Ray-Ray: Can I at least go in the cabinet again?
Monroe: (groaning) Ray-Ray!
(Beryl, glancing at Julayla and Fuzzy still loving each other, groans)
Beryl: Toon Town isn't what she used to be.
Alex II see them then he grones who they are since he left his hometown Detroit and move to Toon Town went over there and since the other
Alex II: OK Loud what you want? Better make it quick or I send Grievous here to take you to jail
Loud: It about that Boy we saw that you killed
Alex II: *Gasp knew who he talking about then don't want to say it* "I don't want to talk about it" then he head back to his love
Charity: You got to listine
Aka: this world about to be destory!
Alex II: then got anoyed hearing this then "ok but I won't talk about it here Come by my house to see me to the Mayor "Mayor Manix as your Commander of the Toon Town Police if you let them stay here I will Keep a Eye on them you have my Word
Mayor Manix: What about you Queen Beryl
Queen Beryl: All Right Commander Alex II they can stay and you must watch them
Alex II: Thanks *to Loud, Charity and the Rest* "If you all Followed me to my house"
then Fifi was concurnd about Alex II hit
*then Bloo, Mac, Loud, Charity, Aka, Danny, June, Ray-Ray, and Monroe Followed Alex II and Fifi to there house*
then they got to Alex II and Fifi House it was A 1827 Mansion and it was bigger on the inside
Bloo: Wow
Mac: This is not a bad place
*then they saw Alex II Weapons storage Room but it lock, Swords Stroage room lock too, his LFA Badge and Arawards for heros then they enter the Dinning room with a Plasma Screan TV*
Bloo: You have A Plasma Screan TV?
Alex II: Well let say that I went belond that I just want to check on my hometown
Loud: Now about that kid
Alex II: sige "Ok ok you got me one of my own told me that Montana Max a Boy who owned the Comapny will use it for Taking over the world and I didn't beleve it but they gave me proff so I went as a Contract Hitman for them and Sige Shot him then I realize I was Dupe by one of my own so I Retired form the LFA and living in Toon Town with my love Fifi as a Commander of the Toon Town Police Deep Down inside of me I Feel ashime for killing that boy at his last breath he told me that he wansn't going to take over the world he was going to save the world from a Invasion that I Feel Betray by one of my own
then Sly Cooper came in and showing a picture to him
Sly: Well I Found a Leek in your Orangazation Friend one of your own
Alex II: WHAT!
Sly: His name is Roddrict Rat and he use work for the CIA but after Montana Max was killed by you then he went into hidding and rommers that he was conected with the BiPods and he is in this Village
Alex II: That mean he will Bring those Monsters here Great! Call Grievous we got a Spy for the Monsters in this Village
Sly: Right then he went to Call Grievous
Alex II: to Loud "If you say it ture then Roddrict will Tell you how to stop them
Loud: Hope so
Alex II: then went over to Fifi and kissing her and she kiss back "going to Arestt Roddrict love so stay here
Fifi: Ok love I will be here for you
Alex II: *smiles then get his 9mm. Stunner and Handcuffs then went towards Roddrict house*
then they head over to Roddrict House
*
Then Toon Town Police Came and Sround Roddrict House as Alex II and his Gust came and got a Bullhorn with him
Alex II: Rodrick RAT Come on out you are underarest so come on out now
*inside
Rodrick: *then he wnet under the trapdoor
*
Alex II: Ok he want to do this the hardway T-Bone and Razor Knock the Door Down, Maxiumas and Nemesis Take the Backdoor and Rest coem with me
*then Maxiuams and Nemesis went to the backdoor while T-bone and Raozr kick the door down and they point there weapons and check the place*
Razor: He gone sir
Alex II: Blast were he go
then Sly Felt a word creek then he look at the trap door
Sly: He went under the Trapdoor Sir*
alex II: Blast
Mayor Manix: Why Rodrict DO this to us?
Queen Beryal: Now this is not like him
Alex II: Have no Ideal Mayor he betrade all of us incuding me
then ones inside of Rodrick House went into the Trap door and Chase after Rodrick
Kronk: Huh? Uh, where am I?
Voice: The game has begun. You are being held prisoner!
Kronk: Yzma? Is that you?
Voice: No, it is not Yzma!
Kronk: Kuzco?
Voice: No, not him.
Kronk: Squirrely butt???
(Just then all the lights are turned on. Kronk sees someone in the room.)
Kronk: Huh? Stan Smith from "American Dad"?
Stan Smith: Yeah, I am here.
Kronk: What's going on?
Stan Smith: I don't know! I was doing something stupid for the CIA when I was hit over the head. Next thing I knew, I woke up here!
Kronk: Whoa! Same thing happened to me too!
(Suddenly an image appears on a TV monitor nearby. It figures some sort of shadowy figure wearing a mask.)
Figure: Welcome! You two are brought here because you are idiots who played with people's lives. Now you both played a game...for your lives! Right now, you are breathing a very dangerous poison! You have 60 seconds to get the antidote. Starting...now!
Stan Smith: Great! Let's find it! (tries to move but was stopped) Huh?
Kronk: Hey, is this a prison scene? We're chained to the floor, I am being chained by one foot.
Stan Smith: We got to get these things off!
(Stan Smith and Kronk tries to get the shackles and chains off but to no preavail.)
Stan Smith: D**n it! I couldn't I have learned anything smart from the CIA?! I only got in there but dumb luck!
Kronk: Come on, you got to be in the CIA for a good reason. You could think your way out of this.
Stan Smith: Let's face it, we're f***ed! We're going to be...
Kronk: Hey, look, Saws!
(There are saws on the floor nearby)
Stan Smith: (paused) Now why didn't I seen those before?
(The two grabs a saw each and tries cutting their chains off.)
Kronk: Gee, these saws must be broken. I can't get my shackle off.
Stan Smith: (frowning) Well, no s**t! I know what that creep wants us to do! He wants us to saw our foot off!
Kronk: (paused) You know what? You do it!
Stan Smith: The h*** I am! You do it!
Kronk: Well, I guess you get to be in the CIA by being a baby! No matter they did wrong.
Stan Smith: Okay, I can prove why I'm am in the CIA!
Kronk: (chuckling) Moron.
(Stan Smith quickly saw his foot up. Once it's off, he held it in triumph.)
Stan Smith: I did it! I can saved us!
Kronk: (gasping) Oh my gosh!
Stan Smith: (puzzled) What? What's wrong?
Kronk: (pointing) Wrong foot.
(Stan Smith sees indeed that he cut the wrong foot, his freed one.)
Stan Smith: (groaning) Mother f....
(He fell backwards and landed on the floor, dead.)
*in Montana Max Bankbulding in Downtown Acme Acers his Guards are Protling the area
Guard Leader (Arndor): Is the Place Scured?
ther wing
Gaurd 2 (Dingo): Nope it clear
Guard leader: Don't scure this up for the boss this is his night
in Max Room he was watching old World War II Films while Elymara and Marry Melodey was feeding him some food
Elymara: Maxie Poo why you watch thse old World War II Films?
Max: This War Films Remind me of my past and I will tell you this they are memorys*
then Back with the Guards was perotling they see one of there own a Male Cat was out cold
Guard Leader: we got a Intrduer Report Station
then in the main guard room they were knock out and the Hitmen with a Mask Shot the Radio and Arndor hearing Stacit
Arndor: Something is not right
then Electrictey went out and the tv as Max Radio his Guard Leader
Max: Arndor WHAT GOING ON?
Arndor: We are Finding the Intruder sir We will report to you if we found anything
Max; You better arndor or it will be your head
then the Radio Went off line
Arndor: ok Group of 4 Team 1 go upstares, Team 2 check down here, Team 3 Basment and team 4 Come with me*
then two guards was heading but the hit man came behing one guard knocking him out cold when the other guard turn around he got hit with the stunner postion and he was stun for 24 hours as the hit man went to the 3rd floor
then 1 Guard kick the door down and the 7 fire at the emppy room and they found nothing then one guard behind the Chips then a Part of the shotgun grab him pulling him back and stune the other two before they can fire then he stune rest of the guards inculding Arndow making his way to the top
Max get his Stunner gun as Elemarya and Marry Screams and runnning
Max: SHUT UP! *then fire two shots at Elmaraya and Marry stunning them for 12 hours then the Hit Man was outside of his Stunn Proof window as the hit man fire it didn't went through as he walk toward the window and began to change his Shells*
Max: WHo ever pay for your hit I can Pay you more if you walk away
*the Hitman didn't listen and He put powerfull stunenrs into his shotgun and fire at the window*
Max: Then I WILL STUN YOU AND SEE WHO YOU ARE!
then Second Shot hit the window and it sharder as Max Flew back to the couch and the Hitman kick his gun and poit the shotgun at his chest
Max: If you stunn me for life the money will go into the wire and hring every contract stunner to find you and Stunner you for life I WILL HAVE MY REVING FROM THE GRAVE!
then he fire the shot at Montana and he was out cold for life as the Sing and Music began to play
(Cut to a building where Loud and Charity just entered.)
Loud: I hope this is the place.
Charity: It should. It was Harry who gave us the address.
(Inside, a Japanese is overlooking some things while speaking to the two)
Man: Yes, I see you have great dossiers to due past successes. I think. You two will make perfect housesitters.
Loud: Thanks. Exactly what are we house sitting?
Man: Oh. It's this simple house. Very very old. Middle of nowhere. Nothing unusual about it. It's not haunted by some sort of child who ends up killing his victims by eating their guts or something.
Charity: Excuse me?
Man: Errr...did I say that? No, I definitely did not.
(Cut to the house as the man came in with Loud and Charity)
Man: Good house, yes?
Charity: We definitely like it. It will be great to house sit.
Man: Nothing bad at all! Absolutely nothing!
(Then the man sees some hair crawling from the door. He quickly runs over and pulled it out, cutting it while the two weren't looking. When Loud and Charity turned, the man got rid of the hair just in time. He just smiled.)
Loud: Uh, is that hair in your hand?
Man: (seeing the hair in his hand) Yes. It's...wig.
Charity: I can tell. You are definitely bald.
Man: Now, on to bathroom yes?
(The man goes to the bathroom and looked alarmed to see an evil looking grudge kid in there growling. He grabs a plunger and pushed him down into the water.)
Charity: Uh, excuse me?
(The man smiled as he managed to pushed the boy all the way down just as Loud and Charity came in.)
Loud: Are you doing some early plumbing?
Man: Uh...yes? Just in case you want...fix tub, yes?
Charity: Okay. So who are we housesitting for? Anyone here?
Man: Oh, no one much. If you want some help, Toon Town is nearby!
Loud: Thanks. We'd get our stuff and get on living as soon as possible.
(The two left. The grudge boy came up yelling but the man hits him with the plunger, knocking him into the water once more. Cut to the Grudge House. Unknown to Loud and Charity, there is a house next door, some sort of house where three teens lived at. They are outside right now playing baseball.)
Danny: Man, this stinks. I am never going to find the girl of my dreams out here. I need someone who isn't afraid of my halfa self and who would loved me no matter what.
Tucker: Well, you got Sam. She lives here.
Sam: We already dated. It didn't work out, Tucker. Remember?
Tucker: Oh yeah. (grabs the baseball) Well, don't worry, Danny. You could find someone.
Danny: (sighs) I hope so.)
(Tucker throws the baseball to Danny who catches it.)
Sam: Throw it over here, Danny!
(Danny throws the baseball. But he throws it too far because, as Charity came out, the ball hits her in the face knocking her down.)
Danny: (gasping) Aw crap!
Tucker: (looking) Oh boy.
(The three kids run over and helped Charity)
Danny: I am so sorry, miss! I didn't mean to hit you with that baseball!
Charity: That's okay. I have taken balls to the face before.
Sam: (frowning) Please, don't. Seriously. So, who are you?
Charity: My name is Charity Bazaar. My husband Loud Kiddington and I are house sitting this...(pauses) Wait, where did you kids come from?
Tucker: Our house. We lived next door. (pointing)
Charity: That guy said that this house is in the middle of nowhere!
Sam: Mr. Teriyami? He probably only said that to keep people to housesit this haunted house.
Loud: (coming out) Haunted? Did I hear someone say haunted?
Danny: It's probably just a story. This house used to own by some rich brat who was killed about a week ago. Every contract stunner tried to find the killer but no one succeeded. It said that the rich boy moved here and killed anyone just for revenge. (pause) Okay, maybe he doesn't killed anyone. Just freak them out to the point of making sure no one stays here.
Charity: I see. And how many people lived here so far?
Tucker: 12. You're the 13th people to come here.
(Just then a car drove up. Mr. Teriyami.)
Loud: Oh, Mr. Teriyami. We need...
(Suddenly a girl, a boy, and a dog came out. Mr. Teriyami was too busy talking to them to respond to Loud.)
Mr. Teriyami: You will find house very great to lived in, yes? Best house sitters ever.
Charity: (annoyed) Best?! We've only stayed here for 2 hours! And you said we didn't have to housesit anyone!
Mr. Teriyami: Ms. Juniper Lee, I am sure you, your brother, and your dog Monroe will liked it here.
Juniper: I hope so. It's great to here during vacation, you know?
(Danny sees her and suddenly looked dreamly at her.)
Mr. Teriyami: Well, I will leave you to be...something. I forget. Yes.
(Mr. Teriyami dropped off all of June's stuff, got in the car, and drove off. Juniper turned to the group.)
Juniper: Hi, my name is Juniper Lee, you can called me June. My Ah Mah rented this place out for me, Ray-Ray, and Monroe to stay during vacation.
Danny: Man, I am so glad you came.
June: Excuse me?
(Danny comes and held her hand.)
Danny: Uh...my name is Danny Fenton. I lived next door. I will make sure your stay here will be great as possible.
June: (blushing) Thanks.
Ray-Ray: Heh heh. June's in love.
Monroe: Aye, and after so many boyfriends.
Loud: Ahem. My name is Loud Kiddington and this is my wife Charity Bazaar. We will be your house sitters during your stay here. Why don't I take you three for a tour around the house?
June: Thanks. (to Danny) See ya around, Danny.
Danny: (blushing) Bye.
(Loud and Charity led June, Ray-Ray, and Monroe into the house, leaving Danny to stared after June.)
Tucker: Ahem. Uh...we were playing a game of baseball?
Sam: Too late. (smiles) He is lost on planet Juniper Lee.
(Inside the house, Loud and Charity is taking the three for a tour.)
Loud: This is a great place, at least so we've seen so far.
Monroe: Very good place, I agreed.
Ray-Ray: Say isn't this that house that is rumored to be haunted by some sort of kid who got killed a week ago?
June: Ray-Ray, that is only a rumor! No kid is haunting the place!
(Screaming)
Ray-Ray: Then what is that?
June: Monroe's stomach. He hasn't ate yet.
Monroe: Aye. And that bad chips you gave me didn't do me any good.
(Evil laughter)
Loud: DARN THAT TV. I SHOULD HAVE SHUT IT OFF.
Voice: Get out of my house!!!!
June: Okay, what's that?
Charity: Now that I can't explained. Oh well, on to the tour.
(Unknown to the group, a pair of evil eyes is peeking from a hole in the wall. We cut to a candy bar where Danny is at, speaking to Xandir and Big Gay Al)
Danny: I know you two are gay and all, but I have recently fell in love and I was hoping you two will tell me what being in love is like?
Xandir: (giggling) Oh, silly. It's like this. When me and Big Gay Al dated, we go camping in the Brokeback Mountain. We will hugged each other in the tents, grabbed each other's nuts, peanuts that is, then danced the night away.
Big Gay Al: It is so super! Xandir is just a great lover! We have salmon the earlier morning! It is so super like I said!
Danny: (grossed out) What does that have to do with love?
Xandir: Hey, we're gay. What do we know about women?
Danny: (sighs) Figures you're the wrong people to asked.
(The two men kissed each other, grossing Danny out and forcing him to leave.)
As they looked around, the phone rang. Then, Charity picked it up.
Charity: Hello?
Scary Voice: Greetings...do you watch scary movies?
Charity: Uh...yes?
Scary Voice: What is your favorite scary movie?
She groaned and walked in the room she was in.
Charity: Who is this?
Scary Voice: It's a death wish. You might as well come out to investigate a strange noise or something.
Charity: I'm talking to you, what do you want?
Scary Voice: Well, I just want-
Then, the cough noise was heard as his voice was clearer and more human, being Jack Fenton's.
Jack's Voice: Sorry about that. Is this the girl who called for exterminators? Maddie and I are kinda lost.
Charity: Ugh! No! And wrong number.
She hung up, groaning.
(We now cut to Charity who is cleaning the house)
Voice: Get out...
Charity: Huh?
June: (appearing) Hey, did you hear that?
Charity: It's coming from upstairs.
(The two went up to the second level. When they arrived, they gasped. A familiar looking boy is crawling all over the stairs, growling. But he trips, fell down very fast, past the girls, towards the other stairs.)
June: (sweat drop) Okay?
Boy: Get out of here or else!
Charity: Why?
Boy: Uh...I have no idea. Just get out, okay?
June: Listen, Charity is just here to house sit, I'm here to stay. Now why don't you...
(The boy comes back, his face now looked like a face of horror.)
Boy: GO AWAY!
(The girls didn't do anything. They just started.)
Boy: (sighs) This isn't working, is it?
Charity: Not really, no.
Boy: Great. Even after getting killed, I'm screwed! Well, I'd be ba....
(The boy was interrupted as he trips down the stairs again, his screams didn't end until he reaches the bottom.)
June: What is that all about?
(Outside the house, Danny is feeling a bit nervous. Just then, two voices are heard.)
Voice: Yo, Danny, what's up?
(Danny turns and sees a red-haired girl and a Chinese boy coming up to him. They are Betty Barrett AKA Atomic Betty and her boyfriend Jake Long AKA American Dragon.)
Danny: Oh hey guys. I am trying to figure out something.
Betty: Like what?
Danny: (nervously) You see, there's new girl that just moved next door. I need to think up a way to get her...well, like you two when you fell for each other.
Jake: Oh, I see. You digged her, right?
Danny: (sighs) Yeah. I guess so.
Betty: (smiles) Just tell her you liked her.
Danny: As a friend or more?
Jake: (laughing) I see. You're in love with her!
Danny: (smiling) Yeah.
Betty: Just tell her, Danny.
Danny: I can't! She may not liked me!
Jake: You are a cool guy. Anyone who rejects you is whacked. Go talk to her, ask her for a date or something.
Betty: Heck, here she is right now.
(Danny turns and sees June coming out of the house. His pals pushed him forward. Danny gulped as he said.)
Danny: Uh, hey June!
June: Oh, hey Danny. What's up?
Danny: Not much. (pause) So how did you enjoyed the new house?
June: Pretty good except for that insane boy who wants us to leave.
Danny: Yeah, I guess I should have told you about the curse.
June: No need. We figure it out already.
Danny: I see. (pauses) Listen, are you busy right now?
June: No, not really.
Danny: Good. Maybe we could, I dunno, go somewhere to hang out, or watch a movie, or...
June: (blushing) Danny Fenton, are you asking me out on a date?
Danny: Yeah! (realizes) Well, if you don't want to...
June: (smiles) I'd loved to.
Danny: Great! See you later or now?
June: Now.
Danny: Cool!
(The two left leaving Jake and Betty watching smiling)
Jake: Man, they dated earlier when we did.
Betty: Yeah, it is cool, wasn't it?
(The couple kissed as they walked away.)
At the movies, Danny and June were watching a scary movie called the "Hudge". They watched as the main girl was screaming as she saw a scary looking kid looking like the insane kid that was in June's house. Then, Danny accidentally placed his hand on top of hers.
Danny: Uh, whoops. (blushing) Sorry about that.
June: (giggles) Oh, I don't mind that.
Danny looked away as June did too, both blushing.
Danny: (thinking) Come on, Danny...tell her something.
Danny looked nervously to June and spoke.
Danny: Uh...how's the movie?
June: I don't mind it. Reminds me of that creepy insane kid that lives in the house.
Danny: And also...I love you.
He realized and turned away.
June: (blushing) Oh...you do?
She held his hand gently.
June: Guess what? I love you too.
He smiled, then the two kissed.
(Cut back to the house as Charity is looking around. Just then she hear some noises coming from the attaic. She goes to check it out, taking a candle as it is dark in there. There is a lot of cobwebs around. She notices a picture and picks it up. To her puzzlement, it is only of...cobwebs. Suddenly she hears a scream and turns to see the boy who is screaming...because Charity is burning his hand with her candle. The boy screamed and held his hand his pain.)
Boy: Darn it! If you keep that up, you're going to be f***ed when they come!
Charity: Who comes?
Boy: Now I don't have to tell you! You're going to die!!!!
(The boy left. Charity looks confused.)
Charity: Who are they? What is he talking about?
(Back outside, Danny and June arrives laughing.)
Danny: Man, what a crazy night, eh?
June: Tell me about it. (pause) Man, I'm so glad I met you.
Danny: Same here. You are the most beautiful girl I have ever met in my life. I have never met anyone like you. (pause) Okay, there are some but only because they are either temporarily or they don't like me back. You see...
June: Danny?
Danny: Yeah?
June: Shut up and kiss me.
(Danny smirks and then kissed her deep. The kiss continued until...)
Loud: (V.O.) WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN YOUNG LADY?
(The two jumped and turned to see Loud)
June: (annoyed) Geez! Scared the crud out of me, why don't you?!
Loud: You are supposed to be home now.
June: You aren't my dad you know.
Loud: True but as long as you lived here you go by my rules. (pauses) BTW, where were you anyway?
Danny: On a date with me.
Loud: You got yourself a date? (June nods, Loud smirks) Well, great! I am so happy for the two of you! June is like the daughter I'd never have!
Monroe: (approaching) What about that BB kid?
Loud: I already have him. Besides, he's who-knows-where.
Danny: Well, if you don't mind, I would....
Loud: Go ahead. Date her if you like.
June: All right!
(Danny and June were about to kiss when some thunder is heard)
Ray-Ray: (appearing) Hey, what's that?
(Suddenly they looked up and sees the sky going to crazy, shooting out lightning from clouds that looks like some butts, wind blowing, stuff is happening. Some of the neighbors became to noticed.)
Charity: (coming out, annoyed) What is the use of being in the middle of nowhere if we have neighbors anyway?!
Man: Hey, what is that wind coming from?
Woman: Why is there clouds like that forming in the guy?
Man 2: (raspberrying)
Woman: (next to some clothes on lines) Why the **** don't we have dryers?
(Suddenly lightning hits a tree causing it to fall.)
Loud: INSIDE NOW!
(Everyone got inside. Ray-Ray closes the door but locked Monroe out by mistake.)
Monroe: Ray-Ray! Let me in! I'm an indoor dog!
(Still unaware that Monroe was locked out, the group takes cover)
June: What a way to end a date, huh Danny?
Danny: Tell me about it! I have a nasty feeling that we missed someone.
(Outside as seen through the glass window, a bunch of stuff hits Monroe knocking him around outside. Monroe tries to get back inside to no prevail.)
Charity: People should be crazy to go out in that storm.
(Lightning hits Monroe, blackened him a bit)
Loud: Whoa! That sounds close!
Charity: Well, at least lightning never struck in the same place twice, right?
(Lightning hits Monroe once more)
Danny: What do you think, June?
June: I don't know. Monroe, what...(pauses) Say, where is that dog anyway?
(Monroe came in through the doggy door, alive but blackened)
Monroe: (coughing) I'm right here.
Ray-Ray: Oh hey Monroe! (noticing) Say, did you have a fight with the grill again?
Monroe: No, it's because...YOU LOCKED ME OUTSIDE AND GOT ME ALMOST KILLED!
Ray-Ray: (confused) I did that?
Danny: Hey, I think the storm's over.
(The group goes outside, things looked bad but the houses are stills tandsing)
Loud: Weird. Very weird.
Charity: I have a bad feeling about this.
(Someone hits her in the head. It is Han Solo looking annoyed)
Han Solo: Don't go stealing lines from my movies!
(Han Solo storms off. The others looked confused)
June: Okay?
Danny: Guys, I'm going to look around and figure out what's going on, okay?
June: Be careful, Danny.
Danny: I will.
(Later, we see Danny, joined by Jake and Betty, walking down the street. The whole place is in confusion.)
Man: (in car) My car won't start!
Man 2: (in van) My van won't start!
Kid: (on bicycle) Why won't you move?! D**n it! Move!
(Another kids get on a skateboard and tries to move it but it won't move. He groans as the kids walked by. A man with his pants down run out of a building screamined)
Man: My bowels! My bowels won't crap!!!!
Betty: (sweat drop) Okay, we don't need to see that.
(The three passed by an auto fixing place where a man is working on a car.)
Man: Hey Daniel! This crap won't start!
Danny: Put a sparkplug in it!
Man: Okay...
Jake: Yo, something's not right, dog. Things aren't starting.
(As they passed by a van, a foreign terrorist jumped out wearing explosives and holding a trigger)
Terrorist: Death to America! (tries to push the trigger but to his surprise, nothing's happened) Eh? Come on! Death! Death! Death!
Man: Get him!
(Some people attacked the terrorist and beat the crap out of him. The three kids continued walking.)
Betty: You guys, I think something is happening....
(Suddenly the ground shakes)
Danny: What's that?!
(People screams as a quake happens. As they watched, something is coming out of the ground. Something big and dark looking. As if parodying "War of the Worlds", the people watched as whatever it is revealed it. It is...)
Jake: (confused) A Pretendo BS?
Betty: Wait, don't you mean...
Jake: Yo, Betty! Do you want to get sue?!
(As the crowd watches stunned or confused, the pen on the huge Pretendo BS begins to move and click an option on the screen: "Funky Music 80s". Music plays making the crowd relaxed a bit and listening to the music excited. But then the excitement was cut short as the pen chooses another option: "Destroy Humanity". As the crowd gasps, the screen opens up to revealed small alien like pods, making big noises, sparking, and stuff. Jake yelps and puts his arms on his friends. Except he has his hands on Danny's chest and on Betty's...)
Betty: (annoyed) Jake!
Jake: (removes hands, embarrassed) Oops! Sorry. (yelling) Run!
(The crowd begins to run in terror as the small Pretendo BSs begin destroying things in sight. Two women run along aside each other, one of them wearing a fur coat)
Woman: Hey, I liked your fur coat!
Woman 2: Hey, thanks!
(Suddenly one of the Pretendo BSs zaps the fur coat women, destroying all but her fur coat. The first woman grabs the coat greedily. Elsewhere, some rap star wannabes runs for their lives but got vaporized, leaving their jewels running onto the floor. Danny, Jake, and June run dodging the zaps from the Pretendo BSs.)
Jake: Yo, what are we doing? We better change now! Dragon Up!
Danny: Right! Going ghost!
(Jake transforms into the American Dragon, Danny turns into Danny Phantom, and Betty turns into Atomic Betty. Quickly, they got away before they could get zapped by the Pretendo BSs. Inside the Grudge House, the house shook as the madness outside resumes.)
Loud: What's going on?
June: I don't know! I hope Danny is okay!
Monroe: He better in this mixed-up parody!
Ray-Ray: Huh?
Charity: (looking outside the window) Oh my gosh! We're being invaded by...Pretendo BSs?!
Ray-Ray: I thought it...
Monroe: Sssh! Do you want to get sue?
(Suddenly they hear a scream and looked up to see the same boy looking from the upstairs)
Charity: You! Uh....(speaking in Japanese, sort of)
Boy: (annoyed) I'm American, not Japanese, you idiot!
Charity: (embarrassed) Sorry.
June: You knew the invasion was coming, didn't you?!
Boy: No s**t!
Loud: Then you know of a way to stopped it?
Boy: Hey, I, Montana Max, am dead! How am I supposed to stop anything including my death at the hands of the guy who knows about this?
June: So someone else knows of a way to stopped this invasion?
Montana Max: Yeah. Yeah. The secret to stopping this invasion lies in my killer, who is half-human, half squirrel. Find him to find the way to my father's heart that can stopped this invasion.
Ray-Ray: (confused) What is he talking about?!
Monroe: I don't know.
Loud: But where can we find this killer?
Montana Max: Last I heard, he is living in Toon Town nearby! I can't go there because I will ended up trying to killed him like Scorpion from "Mortal Kombat"! Now go!
June: Wait! What does the last part mean???
Montana Max: (disappearing) Father's heart...father's heart...
(Montana Max, the Grudge boy, disappeared fully0
Charity: Now that doesn't make any sense.
(Cut to Danny's house as Danny, Jake, and Betty runs in. Tucker and Sam looks concerned.)
Jake: Yo, dogs! Get everything! We gotta go!
Tucker: I don't understand! What's going on?
Danny: Trust me, it's a long explaination!
Man: (rushing by the glass side panel) We're being attacked by aliens!
Danny: (pause) Well, that sums it up.
Betty: Come on, get what we can take and let's go.
Sam: I'd bring my Goth magazines!
Danny: Oy.
(Later, as things seems to calmed down somewhat, Loud, Charity, June, Ray-Ray, and Monroe are running through the streets.)
Loud: We got to find a car that works so we can get to Toon Town!
Ray-Ray: Shouldn't we just walk there?
Monroe: With this invasion?! Are you mad?!
Danny: (V.O.) June!
(The group turns to see Danny, Jake, Betty, Tucker, and Sam running up.)
June: Danny!
Danny: Man, I am glad you are all right! We gotta get going!
Loud: No we can't. We got to get to Toon Town.
Sam: Why there?
Charity: Because someone there knows of a way to stop this invasion.
Betty: Needless to say, we got to make sure some people aren't killed by this invasion. So some of us will go help the people, the remains will go to Toon Town.
Loud: Well you get no argument from me. I think.
Danny: June, I got to help them.
June: Well, I got to go find this guy who could stopped this invasion, I hope.
Danny: Promise me you will be safe.
June: Only if you promise me the same thing.
Danny: June, no matter where I am, no matter what happens, I will find my way back to you.
(The two looked at each other and kissed, Ray-Ray making a grossed out look.)
Charity: Ray-Ray.
Ray-Ray: What?
(The two stopped kissing and the groups departed. Danny stops and turns.)
Danny: June, catch!
(June stops and gets a sparkplug from Danny)
June: Uh, what's this for?
Danny: Well, you're going to need this to get a car. (to his group) Come on, let's go!
(Danny, Jake, Betty, Tucker, and Sam leaves to do their thing. June smiles at Danny.)
Monroe: Come on, June! We gotta get going!
(Cut to a school where George W. Bush, the Will Ferrell version, is sitting in a classroom listening to a kid reading a story to her class. One of his secret agent service men came in.)
Secret agent: Uh, Mr. President?
George W. Bush: Yeah? What is it?
Secret agent: It's your name but that's not important right now. Mr. President, the planet is under attack.
Bush: Ah, I see.
(Bush just sits there listening, not doing anything)
Secret agent: Mr. President?
Bush: Ssssh! I'm trying to figure out what happened to the frog.
Secret agent: But Mr. President, the more we hesitates, people will die.
Bush: Well, that's what Damage Control is for. But I am not doing anything until I find out what happens to the frog.
(Bush drinks some milk while the secret agent sighs in annoyance)
Secret agent: Mr. President, I have read this book before. The duck dies.
(Suddenly Bush spits his milk all over his secret agent and looked horrified.)
Bush: Holy s**t! You mean by now all these kids' parents are f***ing dead?!
(Suddenly the kids spit their milk out in horror upon hearing this and screamed like mad. Bush groans as he gets up and leaves the classroom.)
Bush: Make a note: I'm never going to sit in a classroom while stuff like what happened ever again.
Secret agent: Uh, I'd get to it...never.
(Back with Danny's group, the three in their hero identifies are trying to help those flee the aliens or recovered)
Jake: Hey Danny! I heard you finally got with June! Way to go!
Betty: I am impressed!
Danny: Well, to tell you the truth, the moment I have seen her, I knew it was true love.
Betty: Did you have any relationships before June?
Danny: No, why?
Betty: I'm surprised. I have some relationship before I started dating Jake. I was dating Noah, Sparky, Maximus, Nemesis...(the boys looked at there surprised. Betty looks sheepish) I don't want to talk about that.
Jake: (sweat drop) Okay?
(Cut to Loud, Charity, and June's group as they looked for some transportation to Toon Town. They looked at the damage caused by the invasion. They see an airplane that crashed into the ground, some of its passengers and crew survived. The passengers get off either the normal way or just off the sides. Some stuff fell from the luggage.)
Voice: Yo, hommies! Those are mine!
Charity: (surprised) Aka?
(Aka Pella, Loud and Charity's friend, appeared)
Aka: Loud? Charity?
Loud: Aka! We thought you were dead!
Aka: Uh, I'm never died, Loudmouth. Who the dilly-o do you think I am? Regina Hall?
Loud: Good point.
June: Who's this?
Charity: Aka Pella, a friend of ours. What are you doing here, Aka?
Aka: Doing some coverage. Homies, this invasion is everywhere! They are destroying stuff including Detroit!
Ray-Ray: But Detroit is always destroyed. Who could tell?
Aka: Good point.
Charity: Listen, do you got a van around? We need some transporation to get to Toon Town. There's someone there that could help stopped the invasion.
Aka: Can't. We were parked here before the invasion has happened. And our spark plug is dead!
June: (holding a spark plug) I got one right here. We could use it.
(Suddenly some rapper in a car drove by)
Rapper: Hey b***h! I got the last f***ing working car in the city!
Aka: (takes spark plug) Gimme that.
(Aka throws the spark plug at the rapper, knocking him down and stopping the car.)
Monroe: Oh gracias!
Charity: Well, not what we have in mind, but it works.
Loud: Come on. Let's get that crack head out of that car and get to Toon Town.
(The group runs over to the car, throws the rapper out, got in, and drove off. Back at the White House...)
Bush: Great, first Iran, then North Korea and their bomb crap, the Democrats, now this. I got too much on my hands already!
Secret agent: I think we've better deal with what's causing the most damage, sir.
Bush: The new Freakshow TV series?
Secret agent: What? No! I mean the aliens!
Bush: Oh yeah. That. Any suggestions.
Secret agent: You're the president, you think of something!
Bush: Oh. Well, uh, uh...I got to play golf!
(The secret agent groans while another brings a woman in)
Secret agent 2: Sir! We found a woman who is witness to one of the aliens attacks!
Bush: This is good news! What do you know, madam?
Woman: Well, they got vaporizing rays that vaporized all but clothing. Well, most of the time.
Bush: They vaporized all but clothing?
Woman: Most of the time.
Bush: Hmmmm...if that isn't the crappiest thing I have heard all day, I don't know what is! Make a press conference quickly! Make me look good. And see if North Korea and Iran wants to give up their nuclear stuff.
Secret agent: You know they won't want to, sir.
Bush: Hey, if this alien attack doesn't convince them to play ball, then nothing but a slap in their a**es would work.
Secret agent: Okay?
(We cut to Danny, Jake, and Betty helping out a crowd. Or trying to.)
Danny: Okay, people. Calm down. (pause) People? (pause) CALM DOWN NOW!
(Danny shot a blast into the air, shutting the people off. He also knocked down a man flying in a hang glider to the ground.)
Man: (groaning) Ouch...
Danny: Okay...listen, I know you don't trust me but we got to get you people to safely.
Woman: But what about the children?
Betty: What about them?
Woman: I don't know. I thought I'd asked.
Jake: Oh boy.
(We now see Loud's group driving their way to Toon Town.)
Monroe: I sure hope whoever this Montana Max's boy killer, he should be able to help us.
Ray-Ray: But if he doesn't want to?
Monroe: Then we'd screwed.
Loud: I think we're almost there.
Charity: So June, did you and Danny have a great time before this happened?
June: (smiling) Oh, we have a wonderful time. Danny is the most nicest, handsomest, (sighs) most wonderful guy I have ever known. Did you thought that way about Loud when you first met him?
Charity: No, I thought he was too noisy.
Loud: HEY!
Charity: (laughing) Just joking!
Loud: Seriously, I thought you were too depressed when I met you! (Charity paused, then Loud smirked) Just kidding!
(Loud laughed then yelled as he thought he saw Montana Max in the windshield and stops the car nearly sending the others through it.)
Ray-Ray: Hey, what happened?
Loud: I...I thought I saw something.
June: (groaning) Well, that was great.
Charity: (sees something) Look! We found it!
(The group sees a sign saying "Welcome to Toon Town" nearby. They got out of the car and heads passed it. They find a way blocked by a hedge.)
Monroe: (sighs) Great. Let's see if the cast of Over the Hedge is home.
Charity: Not in this story. We got to find a way by it.
Ray-Ray: (scared) What if we can't? What if the aliens killed us before we find a way? I'm too pretty to die!!!!!
June: (sweat drop) Pretty?
Loud: Hey, I found a way in!
Ray-Ray: Oh. Never mind.
(The group goes through the hedge and enter Toon Town. As they arrived, they found what seems to be some old fashion picnic.)
Loud: Bizarre!
Charity: Yes, honey?
Loud: No, not you.
June: It's like we're in a place that's a thousand years behind!
Ray-Ray: Like we stepped in another dimension!
Monroe: (sighs) Nah, we stepped in a Village parody combined with A American Tail.
(As they looked around, they see a girl named Kairi with her monster friend Eduardo)
Kairi: Hey Eduardo! Want to have a foot race?
Eduardo: Yes! But no cheating, Senorita Kairi!
(The two have their foot race but Kairi wasn't watching where she was going and smashed into a tree. Eduardo laughed as he runs but slammed into a wall, knocking him to the ground.)
Aka: Let's face it. Intelligent they ain't.
Charity: Come on.
(The group walks around. They see a table nearby.)
Loud: Well, where's Montana Max's killer?
June: Hey, I see a half-squirrel, half human guy over there with that purple skunk.
(June points to a half-squirrel, half-human guy talking with his skunk girlfriend. His name is Alexander Armington II and his girlfriend Fifi Le Fume.)
Charity: There he is. The boy's killer. We got...
Voice: Got to what?
(The group jumped and turned to see a cyborg glaring at him)
Ray-Ray: Holy cow! A Grievie ripoff!
Grievous: (angry mark) It's Grievous, kid! I'm the real thing. And you outsiders are tresspassing!!!!!
Charity: Oh, well, you see..
Grievous: Silence!!! You shall be taken to court held by Queen Beryl and that weirdo Mayor Manx.
(At the table, a roar is heard, nearly scaring the group)
Alex II: Relax, everyone. It's just Those We Do Not Speak Of. As long as we don't disturbed them, they will leave us alone.
Bloo: (appearing) You mean the monsters?
Mac: (gasping) Bloo!
Bloo: I don't see what's the big deal! We kicked them and that witch Maleficent out of here!
(Note: This takes place after Julayla's story "A Toomerican Tail")
Jimmy: But...we heard rumors that there are some still behind!
Bloo: (rolling eyes) Oh bother.
Kairi: (appearing) Hey Alex II!
Alex II: Oh! Kairi! What brings you here to the union of Queen Beryl's daughter Julayla and Fuzzy Lumpkins?
(We see Julayla and Fuzzy who are, to our surprise, enjoying each other's company. They hugged, kissed, and giggled much to Queen Beryl and Meowth's annoyance)
Beryl: I told you not to put Love Potion in Julayla's drink, Meowth!
Meowth: I thought it was the Friendship Potion! At least they stop arguing!
Beryl: Grrr! It's a good thing Ace isn't here to see here after getting eaten by Those We Don't Speak Of.
Bloo: It's monsters!
Everyone else: (gasping) Bloo!
Kairi: I came to see if you know where Sora and the others are at?
Alex II: Oh, well...
Riku: (V.O.) We're right here, Kairi!
Kairi: Oh. Never mind. (Pause) Oh, and Grievie just arrested some outsiders.
Grievous: (V.O.) IT'S GRIEVOUS!
Bloo: (confused) How did he do that?
(Alex II, however, looks concerned at this)
As they were being taken to court, June looked at Kairi.
Juniper: What the heck is this all about?
Kairi: Well...I was kinda like you...at first, I was excited to come here, but after being seperated from Sora and my friends while travelling here...
Juniper continued to listen cautiously.
Kairi: Everything wasn't as expected and I was put into a force labor home...if it weren't for Amy and Julayla, I would still be working there.
She looked at June.
Kairi: After a while, Those We Do Not Speak Of showed up and killed some citizens, then while they were planning, thanks to me, a few classmates from Smithers' classroom and I saw Maleficent's true form...a dragon! Eventually, thanks to the real Chernbog, we drove her and her minions that worked for her out, and after Mickey and his friends stuck up for me...Sora and my friends found me...
Juniper: I see...but why do they have to put a trial on us for?
Kairi: Since you're not from Toon Town, they think you might be...(quietly) monsters (normal tone) in disguise.
Juniper: Man, that's not cool!
The van then arrived in the courthouse and groaned.
Juniper: As if things can't get any worse...
(Cut to inside the courthouse. The people inside were speaking loudly.)
Grievous: Okay, everyone! Quiet down! (no one did) I say quiet down! (no one did. Finally Grievous takes out a blaster, yelling) I SAID SHUT THE F*** UP!
(He shot the blaster into the air, shutting everyone up)
Grievous: Okay then, the trial of the outsiders will now begin. The honorable Queen Beryl and Mayor Manx presiding.
Beryl: Okay, let's get to the basics here...
Aka: Hold it, lady! We aren't a threat to Toon Town! We just came to speak to that squirrel guy, that's all!
Mayor Manx: Sorry but he isn't here at the moment. You will have to settle with us.
Ray-Ray: Eeeeeewwww!
Manx: (confused) What? That isn't what I meant!
Beryl: Why are you five tresspassing in Toon Town?
Charity: Well...
Bloo: Because they're spies for the monsters!
Beryl: Bloo! We must not speak of Those We Don't Speak Of! They are no better than Those Unheard Of.
Bloo: (annoyed) Okay, what's the difference between Those We Don't Speak Of and Those Unheard Of?
Manx: Here's the easy way to determinate it. Those Unheard Of rape people.
Audience: Eeeeewwww!
Monroe: Okay, that's disturbing.
Meowth: Okay, admit! Are you monsters in disguise?
Beryl: Meowth!
Meowth: Oops, sorry.
Charity: We aren't monsters! We only came for Alex II!
Grievous: Gah! They say their name! Gah!
Bloo: Oh, get off your high horse, Grievous.
Grievous: It's Grievie!
(Bloo smirks as Grievous realizes what he just said)
Grievous: (sweat drop) D'oh! I meant Grievous! (angry mark) D**N YOU BLOOREGARD!
(Bloo laughs as Grievous gets his lightsaber but Beryl stops him before he does anything)
Beryl: That's enough, Grievous. You can have him when you get him.
Bloo: Eeeeewwwww! I thought he loves Yumi!
Grievous: (blushing) That isn't what she meant and I don't loved her!
Bloo: (rolling eyes) Yeah, sure.
Manx: Look, we are...
(Just then, a red-haired spiky man in a black cloak and hood came in. Everyone stopped and looked at him. He looks around.)
Man: (sighs) Finally...
(Axel takes his cloak and hood off revealing him wearing nothing but his undies. As everyone looked confused, he opens a lid off a cabinet nearby and sits on it. To everyone's disgust, he craps in it. Beryl looks embarrassed while Grievous groans.)
June: Uh...did I miss something?
Kairi: Glad for you to join us, Axel.
(Upon hearing that, Axel stops and looks confused)
Axel: I am not in my house, am I?
Eduardo: No, Senor Axel.
Grievous: (annoyed) Take that blindfold off, you miserable idiot!
(Axel takes the blindfold off and he sees where he is.)
Axel: Darn it! (to himself) Memorize this, don't leave blindfold on after playing William Tell.
Beryl: Axel, put your cloak and hood back on. It's embarrassing. (to captives) As for you, it's time to determinate your sentence!
Kairi: Now hold on! You haven't reach a sentence yet!
Grievous: Hold your tongue, girl! You don't see your boyfriend complaining!
Kairi: (annoyed) That's because you send him to jail for driving while drunk! And he doesn't even drink!
Beryl: Grievous, you told me he did! Is what Kairi said true?
Grievous: I thought he was drunk!
Riku: Actually, he got hit by a spell during school hours. He was driving the Gummi Ship when you pulled him over.
Grievous: Fine. I'd have him released but still...
Kairi: Grievous, these outsiders are here for a reason.
Loud: Yeah. Some bigger...(notices some glares) Those We Do Not Speak Of are attacking the world and Alex II is the only one who knows the way to stop them!
June: Please, let us speak to him!
Kairi: Yes. You listened to me when you need to get rid of Maleficent and her minions.
(The elders discussed along each other)
Beryl: Very well. We will let you speak to him.
Grievous: After this, you are confined to this village, in a jail, never to leave!
Manx: Trial dismissed!
Loud: What? Wait!
(Grievous ignoring Loud's pleads takes Loud, Charity, June, Monroe, and Ray-Ray away to go see Alex II)
Ray-Ray: Can I at least go in the cabinet again?
Monroe: (groaning) Ray-Ray!
(Beryl, glancing at Julayla and Fuzzy still loving each other, groans)
Beryl: Toon Town isn't what she used to be.
Alex II see them then he grones who they are since he left his hometown Detroit and move to Toon Town went over there and since the other
Alex II: OK Loud what you want? Better make it quick or I send Grievous here to take you to jail
Loud: It about that Boy we saw that you killed
Alex II: *Gasp knew who he talking about then don't want to say it* "I don't want to talk about it" then he head back to his love
Charity: You got to listine
Aka: this world about to be destory!
Alex II: then got anoyed hearing this then "ok but I won't talk about it here Come by my house to see me to the Mayor "Mayor Manix as your Commander of the Toon Town Police if you let them stay here I will Keep a Eye on them you have my Word
Mayor Manix: What about you Queen Beryl
Queen Beryl: All Right Commander Alex II they can stay and you must watch them
Alex II: Thanks *to Loud, Charity and the Rest* "If you all Followed me to my house"
then Fifi was concurnd about Alex II hit
*then Bloo, Mac, Loud, Charity, Aka, Danny, June, Ray-Ray, and Monroe Followed Alex II and Fifi to there house*
then they got to Alex II and Fifi House it was A 1827 Mansion and it was bigger on the inside
Bloo: Wow
Mac: This is not a bad place
*then they saw Alex II Weapons storage Room but it lock, Swords Stroage room lock too, his LFA Badge and Arawards for heros then they enter the Dinning room with a Plasma Screan TV*
Bloo: You have A Plasma Screan TV?
Alex II: Well let say that I went belond that I just want to check on my hometown
Loud: Now about that kid
Alex II: sige "Ok ok you got me one of my own told me that Montana Max a Boy who owned the Comapny will use it for Taking over the world and I didn't beleve it but they gave me proff so I went as a Contract Hitman for them and Sige Shot him then I realize I was Dupe by one of my own so I Retired form the LFA and living in Toon Town with my love Fifi as a Commander of the Toon Town Police Deep Down inside of me I Feel ashime for killing that boy at his last breath he told me that he wansn't going to take over the world he was going to save the world from a Invasion that I Feel Betray by one of my own
then Sly Cooper came in and showing a picture to him
Sly: Well I Found a Leek in your Orangazation Friend one of your own
Alex II: WHAT!
Sly: His name is Roddrict Rat and he use work for the CIA but after Montana Max was killed by you then he went into hidding and rommers that he was conected with the BiPods and he is in this Village
Alex II: That mean he will Bring those Monsters here Great! Call Grievous we got a Spy for the Monsters in this Village
Sly: Right then he went to Call Grievous
Alex II: to Loud "If you say it ture then Roddrict will Tell you how to stop them
Loud: Hope so
Alex II: then went over to Fifi and kissing her and she kiss back "going to Arestt Roddrict love so stay here
Fifi: Ok love I will be here for you
Alex II: *smiles then get his 9mm. Stunner and Handcuffs then went towards Roddrict house*
then they head over to Roddrict House
*
Then Toon Town Police Came and Sround Roddrict House as Alex II and his Gust came and got a Bullhorn with him
Alex II: Rodrick RAT Come on out you are underarest so come on out now
*inside
Rodrick: *then he wnet under the trapdoor
*
Alex II: Ok he want to do this the hardway T-Bone and Razor Knock the Door Down, Maxiumas and Nemesis Take the Backdoor and Rest coem with me
*then Maxiuams and Nemesis went to the backdoor while T-bone and Raozr kick the door down and they point there weapons and check the place*
Razor: He gone sir
Alex II: Blast were he go
then Sly Felt a word creek then he look at the trap door
Sly: He went under the Trapdoor Sir*
alex II: Blast
Mayor Manix: Why Rodrict DO this to us?
Queen Beryal: Now this is not like him
Alex II: Have no Ideal Mayor he betrade all of us incuding me
then ones inside of Rodrick House went into the Trap door and Chase after Rodrick
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The fourth in the Loud's Halloween Nightmare series. The Earth is invaded once more, this time by Pretendo BSs! Loud, Charity, Aka, and their new friends try to survive as they try to find the one who knows how to stop this invasion and what the connection with an insane ghost kid has to do with anything. Loud x Charity, Danny x June, Jake x Betty (temporarily), Alex II x Fifi, ??? x ???. Warning: Yaoi and yuri lies ahead!
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