Justin Schmo Chapter 9

I will start this episode off by telling you that:

*Justin is still an extreme idiot

*The crypt keeper has made a cake for Justin --- an EXPLODING cake, that is

*The final eviction is going to be earlier than everyone expects

*Justin discusses strategy with the three cartoon characters

*Cartman is the next houseguest evicted, meaning Justin is in the final three with Numbuh 5 and Smithers

*And the final three are addressed by the jury of the other six houseguests (remember, they are Brandy, SpongeBob, Honey, Pikachu, Cartman, and Yamcha)

*Brandy and SpongeBob voted for Smithers to win

*Pikachu and Cartman voted for Justin to win

*Yamcha voted for Numbuh 5 to win

*Who did Honey voted for?

You're going to find out this episode... Justin certainly did!

(We see a shot of Justin Lawson)

JusSonic: (V.O.) Justin Lawson, an author who stinks a lot, writes bad stories, and listened to voices in his head.

(We see the house Justin is going to stay in.)

Alex II: (V.O.) For 8 days, he will be part of a reality series. Unknown to him, however, the series he is on…is a fake!

(The house seems to break into pieces. We see the other “contestants”)

JusSonic: (V.O.) He presumed he is on a reality series about 1 real life person and 8 famous cartoon stars. But the contestants really don’t like him, are actors, and want to make an idiot out of him. The “housemates” are…

(We see Brandy hanging on a branch in the jungle from “Brandy and Mr. Whiskers”)

JusSonic: (V.O.) Brandy Harrington (Brandy and Mr. Whiskers) as “The Virgin”…

(We see SpongeBob, crazy as usual running down the street of Bikini Bottom)

Alex II: (V.O.) SpongeBob SquarePants (SpongeBob SquarePants) as “The Freak”…

(We see Numbuh 5 fighting adult tyranny)

JusSonic: (V.O.) Numbuh 5 (Codename: Kids Next Door) as “The Sistah”…

(We see Honey entertaining people, so to speak.)

Alex II: (V.O.) Honey (Early Merrie Melodies) as “The B***h…”

(We see Pikachu zapping a Pokemon.)

JusSonic: (V.O.) Pikachu (Pokemon) as “The Schemer”…

(We see Smithers and Lisa seeing a screen saver of Mr. Burns naked, much to Smithers’s embarrassment)

Alex II: (V.O.) Mr. Smithers (The Simpsons) as “The Gotta-Be-Gay Guy”….

(We see Cartman making fun of Kyle, much to Kyle’s annoyance)

JusSonic: (V.O.) Eric Cartman (South Park) as “The A**hole”…

(We see Yamcha fighting Androids 19 and 20)

Alex II: (V.O.) Yamcha (Dragon Ball Z) as “The Jock”…

(We see the hosts, JusSonic and Alexander Armington II, in front of the house)

JusSonic: (V.O.) And us, JusSonic and Alexander Armington, as “The Sharmy Hosts”.

(We see scenes from the series)

Alex II: (V.O.) Can Justin makes it through this without realizing he has been making a fool of? Eh, who cares?

(We see Justin talking to someone)

Justin: Did I miss something???

JusSonic: (V.O.) Find out, on Justin Schmo!
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WHO'S IN THE HOUSE SO FAR?
Justin Lawson (What do you think the show's about, Einstein?)
Numbuh 5
Mr. Smithers

WHO'S ALSO IN THE HOUSE BUT IS ON THE JURY:
Brandy Harrington
SpongeBob SquarePants
Pikachu
Yamcha
Honey
Eric Cartman
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EPISODE 9: DAY 8...PART DEUX OR DUD
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(We begin where we left off at the final ceremony, where Justin, Numbuh 5, or Smithers may be the big winner of "One Real, Others Not". The six "players" who were kicked out and are on the jury is about to revealed their votes.)

Alex II: The jury has now voted. It's time now. To reveal who is the winner is. The person with the most votes will be declared the winner of "One Real, Others Not". It's time to reveal the votes. Pikachu, you go first.

Pikachu: (Pokemon talk) Okay...

(Pikachu steps forward to addressed the final three)

Pikachu: (Pokemon talk) I already know who to vote. He was a good pal despite how stupid he is...and he isn't weird or kicked me out like a certain someone is.

(Pikachu reveals his "vote": JUSTIN)

Justin: (excited) All right!

JusSonic: The 1st vote is for Justin Lawson. 1 vote for Justin. Cartman, you're up.

(Cartman steps forward)

Cartman: Well, despite how much I hated you guys, I have to say this: one of you guessed the right number and it's on the count...

(Cartman reveals his vote: it's for JUSTIN. Justin is surprised.)

Cartman: Hey, it's a billion, like the money I won, b***h.

Justin: Well, I didn't expect this to happen.

Smithers: And here I thought he would try to throw us off or something.

Cartman: F*** you!

Alex II: So it's 2 votes for Justin while the others didn't have a single one yet. That may change soon. SpongeBob?

(SpongeBob steps forward.)

SpongeBob: Hi again guys! While I did make friends with Justin earlier in the game, I'm afraid I got someone else in mind. Someone who is yellow like me!

(SpongeBob shows his vote: SMITHERS.)

Smithers: Yes!

SpongeBob: (laughing)

JusSonic: Okay, Smithers now has a vote while Justin still has 2 votes. Numbuh 5 didn't have one yet.

Numbuh 5: Yeah, what's wrong with you honkies or whatever?!

JusSonic: Yamcha, you're up.

(Yamcha steps forward)

Yamcha: Well, please try not to get mad if I didn't vote for you but I felt that I owe this person after what I did to him or her. This player I think deserved to win most of all.

(Yamcha shows his vote: NUMBUH 5)

Yamcha: This is for you, 5er.

Numbuh 5: Sweet!

Alex II: Now Numbuh 5 is on the board. Smithers and Numbuh 5 now has a vote each while Justin is still ahead. Brandy, you're next.

(Brandy steps forward)

Brandy: Okay, this was almost a hard decision, but I know who the most deserving player here. And it isn't you, Justin...

(Brandy shows her vote: it is for "SMITHERS")

Brandy: Sorry, Justin, but he played the game better as you.

Smithers: Even your first alliance friend is with me, Justin.

Justin: Oh shut up.

JusSonic: Now it's 2 votes for Smithers, 2 votes for Justin, and 1 vote Numbuh 5. Now only Honey's vote is left. If she voted for either Smithers or Justin, one of them will win. If she voted for Numbuh 5, it will be a tie. Honey's turn will be revealed...now.

(Honey steps forward)

Honey: It took me time to decide. It was a difficult decision, difficult has to what job I should get after Porky and his greatness kicked me and Bosko out. But I decided on one person who is b***y and deserving like I am. Or just deserving.

(Individual shots of each of the final three)

Honey: This person got me so close to the final four whatever this person like it or not and I think this person deserved it so no one gives me any s*** about not winning! Anyway, my vote is for...

(Honey now reveals her vote. And the person is...)
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("NUMBUH 5"!)

Numbuh 5: (surprised) Holy crap!

Justin: What the...?

Smithers: Like wow!

Honey: Numbuh 5 has proven that black without white can make it this far so that's why I voted for her.

JusSonic: Well, that's fine and dandy, Honey. Except for one thing...thanks to your vote, we got a three way tie!

Justin: So what are we to do?

Alex II: Simple...we will have a sudden death, overtime.

(Suddenly, to Justin's surprise, and the pretend surprise of Smithers and Numbuh 5, the hosts and the jury pulled out guns and aimed them at the final three.)

Numbuh 5: What the f***?!

Smithers: Oh my G**!

Justin: What is this?!

JusSonic: Simple. This is our version of "sudden death". We're going to shoot you and whoever left standing is the winner.

Alex II: Ready, jury?

Jury: Ready!

(Suddenly Numbuh 5 pulled out a gun and shot Alex II taking him down. Blood is shown. Everyone else gasps.)

Numbuh 5: You ain't killing me, b***hes!

Smithers: And my bomb said no one else is either!

(Smithers take out a bomb and throw it. An explosion occurs knocking down the final three. As the smoke clears, JusSonic and the jury are on the floor, blood and parts are shown. Justin is shocked as he and the two left in the room gets up.)

Justin: You...you killed him!

Smithers: We have to! They were going to killed us! (Pause) Well, since we're the only ones left, and there are no witnesses or cameras down here, we will split the prize money. How about it?

Numbuh 5: Yeah...except one problem though.

(To Justin's shock, Numbuh 5 quickly shoots Smithers, taking him down. Blood is shown as well. Justin is horrified as Numbuh 5 points her gun at Justin now.)

Numbuh 5: I ain't sharing the cash with no one! Rarely us sistas win this thing! Now it's your turn, Justin Lawson! I hate to do it, but this is for against African American haters everywhere, b**tard!

Justin: No! I thought you loved me!!!

Numbuh 5: Whoa, I never said that. Now I have to killed yo a** faster!

(Numbuh 5 shoots at Justin but he dodges each shot at him. He runs around the room like a chicken with its p***er cut off. He trips over one of the jury's bodies and fell. As Justin struggles to get back up, Numbuh 5 stood over him, gun pointing at his head. Justin has nowhere to go.)

Numbuh 5: Any last words before I send you to H***?

(Justin suddenly felt one of the discarded guns with his hand.)

Justin: Yeah...sorry!

(Quickly Justin grabs the gun and shot Numbuh 5, taking her down as well. Justin is horrified as Numbuh 5 fell to the floor, blood showing. Justin manages to get up and go over to her.)

Justin: (groaning) Oh man, Numbuh 5! Why did you have to do it?! I would have split the money with you! Oh, I am so sorry.

Numbuh 5: (groaning) J...Justin?

Justin: (gasping) Numbuh 5! You're alive!

Numbuh 5: (still groaning) Not for long...I'm going...

Justin: Please! Don't leave me! I...I'm sorry I made those stupid stories! I was being ignorant! I should have listened to my critics! (Crying) I am a bad man! Please, don't go!!!!

Numbuh 5: (still groaning) Justin...before I go...I got something to say...

Justin: What...what is it??

(Suddenly, the hosts and the jury appeared, alive and well, out of nowhere.)

Everyone but Justin: GOTCHA!!!!

(Justin looks shocked as everyone else, including Numbuh 5, laughs their butts off. This caused Justin to do one thing: faint.)

Yamcha: Oh man. He looked like he has seen a bunch of ghosts.

Cartman: S***. And I thought Kenny has it good.

(5 minutes later, Justin woke up.)

Justin: Oh man, I have a very bad dream...at least it's just a dream.

Pikachu: (Pokemon talk) Not really...

Justin: Huh?!

(He looks and sure enough, the hosts and the others "players" are standing around with grins on their faces. Justin has one question ask.)

Justin: Did I miss something???

JusSonic: Oh man! You could have seen the look on your face! You were freaking out and stuff!

Alex II: Congratulations, Justin. You're still an idiot, but you made it through.

Justin: Again, did I miss something?

JusSonic: In case you didn't figure it out, and why am I not surprised, this reality show you are in is actually a fraud!

Alex II: And the other players, who are cartoons and such, are pretending to be players of this whole thing.

Brandy: That's right.

SpongeBob: (laughing his laugh.)

Justin: You mean...this whole thing...

Smithers: Like, it was scripted you know.

Cartman: Man and I thought seeing Stan getting f***ed off after that Animated Joe Schmo thing is hilarious. This takes the cake, which I ate so f*** off!

Numbuh 5: Also, this show is a show of revenge, because of the stupidness you put in yo lame stories. (Pause) But it was funny to watch you cried like a baby.

Justin: (sweatdrop) Is there anything else I should know?

Alex II: Trust us, you are in for one heck of a ride.

JusSonic: (to camera) Folks, you have witnessed Justin learning about what have happened...and get a laugh out of it. Soon we will do stuff, like interviewing Justin and show him stuff he didn't know...or too stupid to know anyway. Don't go away. We will return.

Alex II: After these messages.

(Fade to black)

(We go through a bunch of commercials, not worth talking about. Anyway, when they're done, we go to the hosts on a set. There are five chairs, the first two are for the hosts, which they are currently sitting in, the third one is for Justin Lawson, of course, but who's the fourth and fifth one for?)

JusSonic: Welcome back! If you just arrived, shame on you! Anyway, we have revealed to Justin the truth about "One Real, Others Not", that it was an act of revenge for the stupidness he put in his stories to make him looked...stupid.

Alex II: But despite all this, we're going to throw him a few breadcrumbs and give him prizes out of it, including those won or not won by him in the show, like cash, cups of him and the other players, including those who were kicked out that we magically restored, an immunity belt, a copy because the belt is really mine, and more, we can't go through all of them. Also, he made some new friends, some who would rather not remember him anyway.

JusSonic: Now, without any further ado, let's bring out our "Joe Schmo", Justin Lawson!

(Justin Lawson appears, shakes the hosts' hands, and sits down.)

JusSonic: Great to see you again, I think.

Justin: Well, good thing the show isn't real. Otherwise, you may have an investigation on your hands.

Alex II: Hey, I'm the leader of the LFA. We can always cover it up. Heh, just kidding. And now, to make things even more interesting...

Justin: Which is...?

JusSonic: We thought we could have guest-hosts on this show, two who will be joining me for a Cartoon Survivor show beginning later this year, but we'd talked about that when we get to it. Anyway, joining us are two special guests, who helped us worked on this whole show. One of them is the one who inspired me to do this whole thing, and the other is the one who helped out with stuff and other stuff.

Alex II: Anyway, please welcome Waitohooru and Movie-Brat!

(Sure enough, the author of "Animated Joe Schmo" and the other author, both who helped me worked on "Justin Schmo" (I was thinking of using Josh whatever the rest of his name is, but I decided on these two for now), Waitohooru and Movie-Brat, came on the set, shake hands with the hosts and Justin and sit in the remaining last two chairs.)

Waitohooru: Man, I can't believe I am doing interviews like this again.

Alex II: What, after that craziness you have with Stan Marsh, your Joe Schmo, and the Drawn Together cast in the last one, I can see why.

Movie-Brat: Speaking of which, are they here?

JusSonic: Well, surprisingly yes. They are backstage now, at an aftermath "show" party with the current "Justin Schmo" cast. And don't worry, they will not interrupted us with their craziness and whatnot.

Alex II: We'd take a look in on them when we get to them. But first, Waitohooru, since you inspired JusSonic for this one, why don't you start with the questions?

Waitohooru: Oh, why the h*** not? Justin, on a scale of 1 to 10, how close were you to figuring out that this show was a fake?

JusSonic: Wait, didn't you use that question the last time with Stan?

Movie-Brat: Hey, he can use it again if he likes.

Justin: Uh....I say...1?

Alex II: Figures. (Laughing)

Justin: I was kinda suspicious at some points in the show but what do I know? I am just ignorant.

Movie-Brat: Well, this is a show about revenge, because you won't listen to your critics, the hosts included.

Alex II: Did any of this get into your head at all?

Justin: Uh...seven?

JusSonic: Never mind. Just be glad you won't be doing something like this again, especially my upcoming reality show project "Cartoon Survivor 6", but we'd talked about that later again.

Alex II: True, true.

Movie-Brat: And Justin just to show you no hard feelings, (Gives the Crypt Keeper's cake to Justin) we decided to give this cake to you, just blow out the candle.

Justin: Gee thanks.

(Justin blows out the candle and the cake explodes right in front of his face)

Justin: Hey!

Movie-Brat: It was just like I had in mind (Smiles).

(At the Crypt Keeper's mansion, The Crypt Keeper is watching TV laughing at Justin when the cake exploded in his face)

Crypt Keeper: Now that's enter-tainment! (Laughs)

(Cut back to set)

JusSonic: Moving right along, what challenge do you find most challenging than the others? One reality shows never done before?

Justin: Well...the whole drink until I dropped, I guess. And I have no idea how I ended up next to Smithers.

Alex II: You can thank Shake for that one.

Justin: What, huh?

Waitohooru: Well, it was part of the script. Shake messed with your b***s for a while then you ended up next to Smithers in an embarrassing kind of way.

Justin: Well, I wish you guys coulda told me! I would have been spared the embarrassment after that!

Movie-Brat: Oh yeah. The getting thrown out of the dining room kinda thing. Figures.

Waitohooru: Next question, how crazy is it living in a house where you are real, but the others are characters from TV cartoons or Anime?

Justin: Very crazy. I have no idea what's up and what's down anymore.

Alex II: Tell us about it, and not literally.

Justin: Then again, it isn't crazy all the time. I get alliance members in the form of Brandy and SpongeBob.

Movie-Brat: Uh, you do realize they are acting, right?

Justin: And?

JusSonic: Eh, thought so. And the extras being thrown in or out depending on your POV?

Justin: Way crazy. That idiot Jazz keep coming back in and I still have to deal with accusations from Carl from that Aqua Teen Hunger Force show.

Alex II: Also, the whole love triangle between me, my wife Fifi, and Honey? It was scripted, don't forget that.

Justin: Lame and annoying. But luckily, it didn't go too far...

Waitohooru: Don't count your chickens before they hatch.

Justin: Huh?

JusSonic: Back to basic, (holds up a DVD. Where? Even I don't know) we thought we could show you and the viewers out there a short film about how this show was made and how you got here.

Alex II: It's going to be a shorter. (Laughs)

Justin: Uh, what?

(Ignoring Justin, JusSonic in a nearby DVD players, and plays it. Hey, DVDs are cooler than VHS, you know? Anyway, an image appears on the TV screen above the DVD player and Justin and the hosts watch it.)

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BEHIND THE SCENES: HOW WE BEGUN OUR REVENGE
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(We see a shot of JusSonic at home working on whatever fan-fiction he's working on.)

JusSonic: (V.O.) A long time ago in a room not so far away, JusSonic, that's me there, was your regular fan-fiction writer who writes stories on his favorite subjects, mostly the WB show "Histeria!" and the Nicktoon "All Grown Up". But as years go by, authors leave the Histeria scene to do their own thing, leaving JusSonic alone with an author named Charles...and a certain author who won't listen to reason.

(We see shots of fan-fictions made by Justin Lawson. Because they are so stupid, I won't show or list them.)

Alex II: (V.O.) Justin Lawson, an author who was a beginner...was a big jerk. He make fan-fictions that does not make sense, making stupid stuff like jelly and coupons, villains taken out too easily, Dr. Destiny being Loud's father, Timmy and Trixie of FOP (this is one of JusSonic's favorite couplings) not going out, drugs and alcohol, Loud and Charity not being together anymore, and the worst of them all, he pairs Vicky of FOP with JusSonic! There's more that is so terrible, it made even fan-fics for bad movies watched by the MST3K crew looked good. (Not that there is any fan-fic of any kind)

(We now see a shot of JusSonic talking and looking over the script with Alexander Armingtion II, the fusion of Charles and his creation Alex II.)

JusSonic: (V.O.) I have enough so I have teamed up with fused author and leader of the Lightning Force Agency Alexander Armington II to teach him a lesson once and for all. Justin Lawson is going to get a taste of his own medicine: making made an idiot on TV (or fan-fiction).

(We now see Alex II showing the script to the cast members of "Justin Schmo".

Alex II: (V.O.) We recruited the actors that JusSonic has planned for a Real World parody but decided to use them for this instead since he hasn't seen Real World. The players involved are willing to do anything to get revenge for the mockery Justin Lawson has put them or will put them through. Besides, a certain South Park kid has been wanting to get on something like this for quite some time.

(We see a shot of Eric Cartman, the fat kid from South Park, leaving the Animation Alliance building. By some coincidence, he noticed JusSonic standing outside the building.)

JusSonic: Hey Cartman.

Cartman: Hey, JusSonic. (Pretending to be desperate) Can you help me...pretty please?

JusSonic (under his breath): Hoo boy...

(We now see a shot of our "Justin Schmo" now.)

JusSonic: (V.O.) And as for Justin Lawson? Well, as the idiot of the show, he has no idea what's in store for him. And if he's watching this now...eh, who cares?

Alex II: (V.O.) And after promising money and stuff to the housemates, we got our revenge and the players got what they want. And so, end this tape. Ha to you, f***face.
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(Cut back to Justin and the hosts)

Justin: Geez, did you guys have to insult me?

JusSonic: Depends. Did you have to insult the best of Histeria, Fairly OddParents, Axel Foley, etc.?

Justin: You got me there. Say, where did you guys get the one billion dollars that Cartman has got?

Alex II: Oh...we "borrow" it from the AA.

Waitohooru: "The Animation Alliance?" Did they know about this?

(Waitohooru's cellphone rings)

JusSonic: They do now. (Evil laughter)

(Waitohooru answers his phone and gets angry yelling from Tom Wallace.)

Waitohooru: Look, Tom! I didn't know about it either. Look, I'd take care of it once the interview is over.

Movie-Brat: While Waitohooru tries to take care of problems with the AA, why don't we go back to watching the film?

Alex II: Right. (To JusSonic) Man, it was fun dissing those AA guys.

JusSonic: H***, don't I know it!

(While Waitohooru continues speaking with Tom on his cellphone, the others go back to watching the film.)
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(We see the next scene in which the "Justin Schmo" characters (except Justin who isn't in this scene) are rehearsing their lines. We see that it's the first eviction where Brandy has been evicted. Brandy is in the middle of pretending to be shocked while she is being calmed by a voice offscreen.)

Alex II: (V.O.) The lines said by Justin is his own. We just need some voices to get the words right.

Voice: It's okay. You can't win them all...

(Suddenly Brandy pretends to cry out loud and runs up the stairs. Well, almost. She tripped and fell back down.)

Brandy: Ouch! F***ing stairs!

(The others laughed while the hosts looked embarrassed)

JusSonic: Man, this is the 10th take!

Alex II: I know and I have been standing here for 3 hours!

JusSonic: (V.O.) Of course, there is no reason for anyone to played Justin or stunt doubles...caused Justin does all his own stunts and things.

(We see scenes of Justin throughout the series, him doing his own stunts of course, saying stupid stuff, etc.)
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(Cut back to Justin and the hosts)

Justin: Man, I was dumb.

Waitohooru: Don't you know it. Also there were some alternate scenes we planned for the "DVD" version for this. Scenes that you didn't go through.

Justin: Seriously?

Movie-Brat: Quite. Take a look at these scenes.
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(We take a look at one of the "deleted scenes". It is apparently a rehearsal for a challenge.)

JusSonic: Today's challenge is a dart-throwing contest. In order for you to win immunity, you must hit the bulls-eye. That's it.

(Shot of Justin's eight housemates practicing the dart-throwing contest. We now see the dartboards they are practicing on --- which have Justin's face on them!)
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(Cut back to the set.)

Justin: Ouch. Why wasn't that included?

JusSonic: Simple. Don't ask.

Justin: Okay.

Movie-Brat: Before we resumed, we and the hosts got two plot-holes to take care of first.

Justin: Like what?

Waitohooru: Like the 'best video gaming system in the universe' JusSonic mentioned back in Episode 6. It's a little something I liked to call... (Holds up the original Game Boy) This.

Justin: Cool! The original Game Boy made in the last century!

Alex II: Hey, when it comes to gaming systems, none comes closer to this.

Waitohooru: Here you go, you earned it for winning immunity, Numbuh 5 as your, uh, 'girlfriend', and immunity.

(Justin takes the original Game Boy and looked over it.)

Waitohooru: (whispering to JusSonic) Are we being soft?

JusSonic: (whispering back) Nah, it doesn't work. (Normally) And now, the other plot-hole. One the Crypt-Keeper introduced back in the episode after. (Holds up the present Crypt Keeper gave to Numbuh 5 to gave to him)

Justin: What's that?

Movie-Brat: Well, the Crypt-Keeper gave that present to Numbuh 5 and said it was for JusSonic...but he messed up that line.

Alex II: Yeah, it was actually for you, so...

JusSonic: Here you!

Justin: Sweet! A present for me!

(Justin takes the present and opens it. Justin however screams when he sees what is inside and throws it offscreen. He is freaked out.)

JusSonic: Well, what is it?

Justin: (freaked out) A photo of Smithers...naked!

The hosts: Eeew!

Alex II: Better we get rid of that thought and quick. Now then, there's one deleted scene that you were in, that you didn't know you were in. One we have to remove because of the budget and filming.

Waitohooru: Yes, oddly enough, JusSonic and Alex II have managed to include these eight in the episode after Brandy was removed. May we see it please?

(The DVD player plays once again...)
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(We see the "deleted scene" from Episode 3 of "Justin Schmo". Justin and the hosts are in front of a group of people.)

JusSonic: Okay, this isn't a challenge, Justin. We just want to see how you're doing so well.

Justin: Are the other players doing this as well?

Alex II: Oh sure. They did already. We decided you should go last so you could deal with Brandy's 'betrayal'. Anyway, the group of people is characters from another reality show. Comedy Central was 'kind' enough to let us borrow them for this. Don't worry. It won't hurt.

Justin: Really?

JusSonic: Oh sure. (Smirks while Justin isn't looked, then resumes) Okay, let's this begin, right guys?

Voice: Like, this is so going to be cool!

(We see who Justin is facing: the cast of Drawn Together and "Animated Joe Schmo" made by Waitohooru.)

Justin: So what do you want me to do?

Spanky: Eh, nothing much. Just to put you through s*** and see how you came. No biggie!

Wooldoor: But we aren't growing him, are we?

Spanky: Shut up, SpongeDumb!

Justin: He isn't SpongeBob.

Ling-Ling: (Japanese) Oh, who gives an s*** anymore? Let's do this already!

Justin: What did he say?

Captain Hero: Never mind! Let's begin! Xandir!

[Screen fades out.]

[Screen fades back in, with a pixelized version of Justin on one side, and pixelized versions of the Drawn Together houseguests on the other.]

The DRAWN TOGETHER HOUSEGUESTS want to fight!

XANDIR used SLASH!

[Xandir raises his sword, and slashes Justin with it.]

It's super effective!

Justin: Ouch! That hurt!

CLARA used ATTRACT!

[Some pink hearts come from Clara, and surround Justin.]

Enemy JUSTIN is in love with CLARA!

TOOT used BODY SLAM!

[Toot uses a ramming attack on Justin, hurting him.]

Critical hit!

Justin: Yikes! Watch it, lady!

[Some electric sparks come from Justin.]

Enemy JUSTIN is paralyzed! It may not attack!

LING-LING used SHADOW BALL!

[Ling-Ling throws a ball of purple energy at Justin.]

It's super effective!

Enemy JUSTIN's SP. DEF. down!

Justin: Time to stop this...

[Justin tries to attack, but fails.]

Enemy JUSTIN is in love with CLARA!

Justin: Oh, d**n it...

SPANKY used TAUNT!

[Spanky pulls down his pants, and moons Justin.]

Justin: Ugh...

Enemy JUSTIN fell for the TAUNT!

CAPTAIN HERO used FLY!

[Captain Hero flies into the air, and rams into Justin.]

It's super effective!

Justin: Okay! That does it!

[Justin tries to attack again, but the paralysis stops him.]

Justin: Augh!

Enemy JUSTIN is paralyzed!

FOXXY used TACKLE!

[Foxxy does the bump, which rams into Justin.]

Critical hit!

Enemy JUSTIN fainted!

The DRAWN TOGETHER HOUSEGUESTS win!
****
Movie-Brat: Let's bring in another addition shall we? Just to torture Justin some more.
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(Someone crashes through the glass roof and it turns out it's Batman, the George Clooney version)

Batman: Hi Justin, I'm Batman!

(Batman dives down and punches Justin causing him to fly 5 feet away)

Justin: AIYEE! (Thuds)

(Then Justin sees Mr. Freeze, he picks him up and throws him 10 feet away)

Justin: MOMMY! (Thuds)

(Then Justin looks up again and he sees Bane then he starts to beat up Justin very badly, knocking senselessly)

Justin: OUCH! HEY! MOMMY! OW! HELP ME! PLEASE! HELP!

(Then Bane throws him up in the sky causing him to land in Lyoko)
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(Cut back to the set)

Justin: Ouch. Those people really don't like me, do they?

Alex II: What's your first clue?

JusSonic: Anyway, just be thankful you won't star in another one of these again. The next one you may not survived.

Justin: I will be thankful for that. Especially from the Drawn Together cast.

Waitohooru: You know, they, along with the star of my Animated Joe Schmo show Stan Marsh, are in the backstage now having a party with the cast of Justin Schmo right now.

Movie-Brat: Normally we would have shown an episode of how the houseguests thought about you...

JusSonic: But you know already, so we're going to do the party thing instead. Let check out the party itself, shall we?
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(Cut to backstage as the casts of Waitohooru's "Animated Joe Schmo" and "Justin Schmo" have their party.)

Stan: Dude, I can't believe Cartman got on a reality series like this.

Cartman: Eh, shows what you know, p***y. I kicked many a**.

Toot: If that's the case, fatso, why were you voted out last?

Cartman: Ay!

Wooldoor: Is for horses!

(Wooldoor laughs though SpongeBob got a confused look on his face.)

SpongeBob: Is that a joke? Did I miss something?

Stan: Trust me, dude. It's not worth mentioning.

(The others are having one of those drinking contests as Smithers is drinking an 18 pound bottle of beer while the others rant on. As he finishes, Smithers giggles like an idiot.)

Smithers: (drunken singing) Hello, dolly...

(Smithers try to walk, but he gets a bit tootied and fell, and hits his head on a footstool. The others laughed)

Xandir: (laughing) Oh please! Tell me he did not do that!

Ling-Ling: (speaking Japanese) Sadly, American idiot did a "Toot".

Pikachu: (Pokemon talk) Yeah.
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(Cut back to the set)

Justin: Shouldn't we see more?

JusSonic: Nah, we're running out of time now so we got to cut it short. Thank you for being here, Mr. Lawson.

Justin: I'm thankful too. (To camera) And folks, don't forget to catch my next story! It's about...

Alex II: How about we filled that in? Oh, we got one more thing to fill in before we go.

Justin: What is?

Movie-Brat: You remembered the temple you went in back in episode one and how the hosts say that it won't cause much grief later in the game?

Justin: Yeah.

JusSonic: Well, we both lied and are telling the truth! While you were in there, you caused a whole bunch of damages. The people of "Legend of the Hidden Temple" want you to pay up. Here's the bill.

(JusSonic gave the bill to Justin. Justin looks it over and freaks out.)

Justin: I can't pay this!

Alex II: Don't worry. We got that covered. You're going to work 50 months in the LFA cafe. Boys!

(The LFA members arrived and seized Justin, dragging him away.)

Justin: (screaming) NOOOOOOO!!!!!

(Justin is dragged off screen.)

Movie-Brat: (laughing) Now that's entertainment!

JusSonic: Thought so. (To camera) As for you, thanks for watching. And make sure to watch for my next reality series product "Cartoon Survivor 6." And don't worry, folks. This time, it's real.

Alex II: Yeah. For Waitohooru, Movie-Brat, and everyone else, thank you for watching. Now, who wants Pepsi? On me!

(The others cheered, got up, and leave the set. JusSonic walks out one last time.)

JusSonic: Roll the credits, you s***heads!

(JusSonic leaves and the credits rolled)
*******
Cast

Starring:
JUSTIN LAWSON

BRANDY HARRINGTON

SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS

NUMBUH 5

HONEY

PIKACHU

MR. SMITHERS

ERIC CARTMAN

YAMCHA

And
JUSSONIC
ALEXANDER ARMINGTON II (The fusion of Charles and Alex II)

Also Starring:
THE LFA
OLD MACK (From Legend of the Hidden Temple)
TROLL
NARRATOR #1
THOMAS THE ALIEN
MAN WITH THE HUGE MOUTH
TEMPLE GUARD #1
TEMPLE GUARD #2
TEMPLE GUARD #3
TEMPLE GUARD #4
FIFI LA WARNER (A fusion of Fifi La Fume and Dot Warner)
HOLLI WOULD
CRYPT KEEPER
GODZILLA
ANGRY IRAQIS
TV ANNOUNCER #1
JAZZ (From The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air)
SUPER MUNCHER/MUNCHER
DELIVERY GUY
JAY AND SILENT BOB
POM POM
HOMESTAR RUNNER
CALEB
TUCKSWORTH
BUBS
ANNOUNCER #2
CARL (From Aqua Teen Hunger Force)
BIG FAT GUY
MASTER SHAKE
JUSTIN #2
COMIC BOOK GUY
SPONGEBOB #2
JAY #2
SILENT BOB #2
THOSE OTHER CLONES
BLAKKEN WHITE
PHIL (Whoever he is)
SATAN
GENERIC GUY
ASTRONAUT
BILL AND TED
ANNOUNCER #3
EXPLOSION COUNTER
SIMON COSWELL
THOMAS TANDY
TYRONE TANDY
CLOWN TAXI DRIVER
TEENAGE MUTANT NINJA TURTLES
DARTH VADER/ANAKIN SKYWALKER
RD
DG
FAN BOY
NARRATOR #2
IGNIGNOKT
ERR
THE NINIJUDGE
KNOW-IT-ALL GEEK #
MARIO MARIO
GEEK #2
GEEK #3
GEEK #4
JOEL DAWSON
BRAD (Any clue?)
JOSH6243
CHIFFARIO
NARRATOR #3
SOMEONE'S MOTHER
KANDY COMMANDO
THWOMPS
XENIS
BLUE BLOB JOEL
SODA GENIE 1
SODA GENIE 2
RYA
JUSTIN'S GROWTH (Don't ask)
GENERIC GAME X CREATOR
ANOTHER FAT GUY
ELLY
THE COOKIE MONSTER
PROGRAMMER FROM EDO
OTAKO
FUTURE JOEL
JUNE (Whoever she is)
CRAIG (Same with him)
SERENADE
KOKOR
DAVE (Kokor's assistant)
COMMANDER KEEN
ANNOUNCER #4
SLIM THE SLIME MONSTER
VOICEOVER
PIKACHU PLUSHIE
EVIL
GUY134
BREAKY
ROJERRAMJETO
AQUABUTTS
BBQNINJA
HERCULE/MR. SATAN
MILLS LANE
TOM SERVO
SINGER
CHESS PIECES FROM "HARRY POTTER AND THE SORCERER'S STONE"
TWO-FACE
THE JOKER
THE VISOR ROBOT
NARRATOR #4
THE PENGUIN
LOKI (Mask version)
DR. OCTOPUS
KINGPIN
THE RIDDLER
POISON IVY
LEX LUTHOR
LUTHOR'S ZOMBIE-ROBOT GUARDS
CHEER BEAR
CHAMP BEAR
EVIL SMITHERS
GOOD CARTMAN
CLONES OF BULL SHANNON
RAY-RAY
MONROE THE DOG
JUNIPER LEE
LEAD SINGER CREATURE
DEE-DEE (From Dexter's Laboratory)

(And that's it. If I missed someone from the previous episodes, forget it because I am not going back to looked for them)
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Guest-Starring:
WAITOHOORU
MOVIE-BRAT
PRINCESS CLARA
WOOLDOOR SOCKBAT
FOXXY LOVE
TOOT BRAUNSTEIN
LING-LING
XANDIR
SPANKY HAM
CAPTAIN HERO
BATMAN (George Clooney version)
MR. FREEZE
BANE
******
Main Writer
JUSSONIC

Co-Writers
CHARLES
WAITOHOORU
MOVIE-BRAT
JOSH6243

Line Producer
JUSSONIC

Editor
JUSSONIC

Game Producer
JUSSONIC

Casting
JUSSONIC (As if you didn't know)

Music
WHATEVER WE CAN GET OFF NAPSTER

Stunt Double
JUSTIN LAWSON (He does all his own stunts)

Art Director
WORD PERFECT (Okay, so I lied)

Art Designers
HOW CAN YOU SEE WHAT YOU COULD READ?

Post Supervisor
MORONS

Assistant Editor
A BIG D***

Lightning Director
BEN FRANKLIN

Script Supervisor
SUPERMAN

Cameras
AND
ACTION!

Video Tape Operator
DVD

Audio
LAME

Set Decorator
ANDY DICK

Wardrobe
THE ONE FROM "BEAUTY AND THE BEAST"

Make-Up
AND KISS WHILE YOU'RE AT IT

Hair
GET A HAIRCUT, HIPPIE

Loggers
WHOEVER GOES ON AOL

On-Line Editor
WHA-HUH?

Grip
GET IT, MAN

Key Grip
A BIG VISA BILL

Post-Production Mixer
NOT FOR AGES 13 OR UP

Director
JUSSONIC

Producer
JUSSONIC

Executive Producer
WWW.TOONZONE.NET

Special Thanks To
THE LIGHTNING FORCE AGENCY
CHARLES
WAITOHOORU
MOVIE-BRAT
JOSH6243
ALL THE BEST CHANNELS EVER
ANIMATED JOE SCHMO
THE CREATORS OF THE CARTOONS, MOVIES, ETC.
ANYTHING ELSE, I WON'T BOTHER TO MENTIONED
MY PARENTS (Okay, so I lied there too)

And finally...
YOU!

Thank you for reading.

This story is owned by the creators and will not be reproduced on anything else without permission from them or George W. Bush. Doing so without permission will result in big trouble. Don't think I don't know who you are! Okay, I'm done.

The End!
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Author's note

Finally, I'm done! Sorry for the delay, folks, but I was waiting for my toner to arrive for my printer so I could print this when I'm done. Anyway, thank you for seeing this story. The others and I did our best on this. Read and review and have a nice day.