Justin Schmo Chapter 7

Oh, I'm supposed to do the recap, right? Okay then...

*Justin is STILL a complete idiot
*Lex Luthor brings new meaning to the term "cliche" as he, in typical villain fashion, holds the housemates hostage
*They are rescued
*Justin wins the reward-slash-immunity challenge...
*And Numbuh 5, who came in last in the obstacle course, has to be his girlfriend. Oh, and she also wins immunity.
*The Care Bears show up just in time to clean up the house (and hopefully Justin's act)
*And a cat fight causes Numbuh 5 to "accidentally" punch Justin's face
*Outside, Justin immediately notices something... and takes out a video camera and records it (for blackmail purposes?)
*And what Justin noticed was Cartman and Smithers filming... I don't know, an adult video? Well, if it is, both of them were kicked out of the house. But knowing this show...

I've said too much. On to episode 7!

(We see a shot of Justin Lawson)

JusSonic: (V.O.) Justin Lawson, an author who stinks a lot, writes bad stories, and listened to voices in his head.

(We see the house Justin is going to stay in.)

Alex II: (V.O.) For 8 days, he will be part of a reality series. Unknown to him, however, the series he is on…is a fake!

(The house seems to break into pieces. We see the other “contestants”)

JusSonic: (V.O.) He presumed he is on a reality series about 1 real life person and 8 famous cartoon stars. But the contestants really don’t like him, are actors, and want to make an idiot out of him. The “housemates” are…

(We see Brandy hanging on a branch in the jungle from “Brandy and Mr. Whiskers”)

JusSonic: (V.O.) Brandy Harrington (Brandy and Mr. Whiskers) as “The Virgin”…

(We see SpongeBob, crazy as usual running down the street of Bikini Bottom)

Alex II: (V.O.) SpongeBob SquarePants (SpongeBob SquarePants) as “The Freak”…

(We see Numbuh 5 fighting adult tyranny)

JusSonic: (V.O.) Numbuh 5 (Codename: Kids Next Door) as “The Sistah”…

(We see Honey entertaining people, so to speak.)

Alex II: (V.O.) Honey (Early Merrie Melodies) as “The B***h…”

(We see Pikachu zapping a Pokemon.)

JusSonic: (V.O.) Pikachu (Pokemon) as “The Schemer”…

(We see Smithers and Lisa seeing a screen saver of Mr. Burns naked, much to Smithers’s embarrassment)

Alex II: (V.O.) Mr. Smithers (The Simpsons) as “The Gotta-Be-Gay Guy”….

(We see Cartman making fun of Kyle, much to Kyle’s annoyance)

JusSonic: (V.O.) Eric Cartman (South Park) as “The A**hole”…

(We see Yamcha fighting Androids 19 and 20)

Alex II: (V.O.) Yamcha (Dragon Ball Z) as “The Jock”…

(We see the hosts, JusSonic and Alexander Armington II, in front of the house)

JusSonic: (V.O.) And us, JusSonic and Alexander Armington, as “The Sharmy Hosts”.

(We see scenes from the series)

Alex II: (V.O.) Can Justin makes it through this without realizing he has been making a fool of? Eh, who cares?

(We see Justin talking to someone)

Justin: Did I miss something???

JusSonic: (V.O.) Find out, on Justin Schmo!
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WHO'S IN THE HOUSE SO FAR?
Justin Lawson (What do you think the show's about, Einstein?)
Numbuh 5
Honey
Yamcha
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EPISODE 7: CHALLENGES ARE A PAIN IN THE BUTT
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(Another day at the house, AKA Day 7. While Justin is once again being interviewed, the hosts and cast has another cast meeting. Numbuh 5, Honey, and Yamcha are there, but for some unknown reason Cartman and Smithers are around too, since they were banished. Something big?)

JusSonic: Well, only today and tomorrow and this whole Justin embarrassment thing is done.

Honey: Good thing too. I hated being around that Justin d***.

Numbuh 5: Word, Honey.

Alex II: Cartman, you and Smithers did great in your act last night.

Cartman: Yeah, even Justin thought we were gone forever. Ha! Shows what the pig f***er knows!

Yamcha: So are the helpers for the challenges arriving yet?

JusSonic: In matter of fact, they just did. Trust me. It would be something that will really make Justin look stupid than he already is.

Smithers: Well, like duh! We know that!

Alex II: Now, you all remember what to do, right?

Numbuh 5: You sure we wanna bring her into this?

JusSonic: Either that or Lizzie.

Numbuh 5: Eck! One annoying girl is enough for Numbuh 5!

Yamcha: Also, are we going to use the extra belt again?

Alex II: Yep, but for the last time. We have no reason to make Justin suspicious.

Cartman: Tough s***! He has no idea what's going on anyway!

Alex II: Tue.

JusSonic: Okay, get back to the game. Smithers and Cartman will "returned" later.

Honey: Oh wow. This is going to be great.
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(Then there's a knock on the door and Numbuh 5 answers it and once again, it's The Crypt Keeper)

Numbuh 5: What do you want this time?

Crypt Keeper: I want to give JusSonic a present (Whispers to Numbuh 5) I'm going to make him scream when he opens this present

Numbuh 5: What is it?

(The Crypt Keeper whispers into Numbuh 5's ear and she snickers about what's he's whispering to her)

Numbuh 5: I'll give it to him

Crypt Keeper: And make sure he screams (Laughs)

(We now cut to a while later of the four remaining people in the living room. They are thrilled about the last two days in the house.)

Justin: Man, today and tomorrow is going to be so good!

Yamcha: Plus, no Cartman or Smithers to messed things up.

Honey: After tomorrow, one of us is going to leave with a whole bunch of crap. That is enough to keep me flowing with food for weeks!

Numbuhb 5: Yeah, you and yo food, honky.

Justin: I am glad Smithers or Cartman isn't still here. They'd do anything to win the dough.

Yamcha: Anything?

Justin: Yes, anything.

Yamcha: I thought so.

Honey: So what is our darling hosts going to introduced now?

Numbuh 5: I thought you liked just Alex II.

Honey: I didn't mean that! I still liked Alex II! I am trying to get on JusSonic's good side.

Numbuh 5: Huh uh. And which side will that be?

Justin: Okay, too much information! And one of Miss Info's relatives better not show up!

Yamcha: What?

Justin: Bad joke.

(Then Jazz enters the house without even knocking since the door was unlocked [A/N: Don't worry JusSonic this will be Jazz's last appearance])

Jazz: What's up?!

All: (Groan)

Jazz: Hey, where's Brandy?

Numbuh 5: She got voted off

Jazz: Really? That's too bad, anyway I wanted to give Justin a present since tomorrow will be his last day so here (Gives Justin a present)

Justin: Thanks

Jazz: Don't mention it. It's my grandma's false teeth

Justin: AH! (Drops the present)

Jazz: (To Numbuh 5) So, with Brandy would you like to go on a date?

Numbuh 5: Come here!

(10 seconds later, once again Numbuh 5 throws Jazz out of the house)

Jazz: AH!

Numbuh 5: (Locks the door) That should keep him out.

(We now go to a bullpen 4 miles from the house. The hosts wait for them as usual.)

JusSonic: Welcome everyone.

Justin: Welcome back.

Alex II: So how is everyone?

Yamcha: Well, now that the idiots are gone, things have been better.

Numbuh 5: Yeah, Numbuh 5 enjoyed the peacefulness.

JusSonic: Well, speaking of said idiots, we need to be brief with you.

Honey: About what?

Alex II: Yesterday, Cartman and Smithers went through some investigations, some of our best reinvestigated the video clearly and...well...

Justin: Well what? Did they punish them?

JusSonic: Well...no. It turned out...it wasn't them.

Justin: (shocked) Say what?!

Alex II: I think it's time for them to explain.

(The players looked shocked)

Justin: Oh, you gotta be kidding me!

Numbuh 5: Man, this is f****ed up here!

Familiar voice: Ay! Don't act like the d*** Stan!

(Sure enough, Cartman and Smithers appeared)

Smithers: Hi everyone! (To Justin) Hi sweetheart!

Justin: (groaning) Oh no!

Yamcha: But...but it's not fair! They were banished!

Cartman: Wrongfully you mean!

Justin: (C.S.) Just when I thought i could relax, they come back to bite me in the a**! You know, I wish the LFA didn't bother to reinvestigate the video I made. I thought they are out of my hair or good but they returned just like Charity Bazaar to Loud and Trixie Tang to Timmy Turner. (Pause) Well, I have it with them. All I got to do is make sure they never win immunity. And then, one of them is gone, b***h.

Cartman: You can try to get rid of us, b***hes, but we'd come back!

Numbuh 5: Don't use the b word.

Cartman: (taunting) Whatever, whatever! I'd do what I want!

Honey: So how is it that these two were innocent?

Alex II: My techs have recently discovered a rip in the universe thingie. Turns out an evil version of Smithers, one who is sicker and more gayer than the Smithers we know, forced the Good Cartman, so to speak, to participate with him in "illegal activities". They removed their beards so to get the real ones in big trouble. Not to really, we punished those two.

(A camera confessional of Evil Smithers and Good Cartman)

Evil Smithers: (C.S.) Justin is a fool not to realize that it was really Smithers and Cartman he was taping.

Good Cartman: (C.S.) Yeah but I really wish my evil self gets what he deserved though. He was rude and tricked my friends into sending me back to the h***hole.

Evil Smithers: (C.S.) Shut up and be my b***h!

JusSonic: So thanks to evidence, Cartman and Smithers are permitted back into the game.

Justin: You mean we have to put up with them again?!

Smithers: Does this mean you don't love me?

Justin: Eeew!

Honey: Sicko!

Alex II: Okay, enough already and let's get to the last reward challenge. Now see the bullpen behind me?

Numbuh 5: Who could miss it?

Numbuh 5: (C.S.) Actually, the rest of us know it was there but Justin is so stupid, he won't noticed a nuclear bomb even when it goes off!

JusSonic: Well, let's just say...well, remember the episode when Numbuh 4 became an "adult bull-fighter?"

Yamcha: You mean...

Alex II: Yep! It's time to bullying some bulls!

Numbuh 5: We Kids Next Door members have standards, you know!

JusSonic: Relax, the adults this time are not innocents.

Numbuh 5: Oh, never mind.

(The hosts and "players" went near the bullpen.)

Alex II: Okay, release the "bulls!"

(Sure enough, the bulls are released...a bunch of clones of Bull Shannon from "Night Court" that is.)

Justin: What the heck is this?!

Smithers: Wait, I thought you said that they weren't innocent!
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REWARD CHALLENGE 5: BULLY, BULL SHANNON SHOW!
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JusSonic: When I said "innocent", I didn't mean the innocent adults seen on that episode. Nope, I mean a whole bunch of clones of Bull Shannon from the show "Night Court".

Alex II: (holds up a rope) And instead of bullfighting, there will be roping. Each one of you will go into the bullpen and be put on a 10 minute time limit. Then your task is to catch many Bulls as you can.

JusSonic: We'd go on until each players has a turn. Whoever catches the most Bulls wins the reward.

Alex II: And it's a good one. Come on in, Juniper Lee!

(Juniper Lee, the star of "Life and Times of Juniper Lee", came in with Ray-Ray and Monroe.)

Ray-Ray: Man, this is cool! An actual bull-fight!

Monroe: Don't get excited. These aren't real bulls.

JusSonic: The winner of today's reward challenge will spent the rest of the day with June and her pals fighting monsters.

Justin: Uh, doesn't the fact that only she, her brother, her dog, and grandma can see them?

Juniper: (mumbling) And how did you know that, you idiot?

Alex II: I'd put a spell on the winner so they can see them too. Good to play for?

Cartman: Kick a**! A chance to kick some monster p***y.

Monroe: Watch the language, fatso!

Cartman: Ay!

Justin: (C.S.) Wow! I think I watch Juniper Lee a few times. It's great to see what monsters I haven't seen besides seeing Loud and Charity together.

Smithers: (C.S.) Like, this challenge is special because it's rigged so we will all tied including Justin. Which means all of us will win this challenge, believe me.

Juniper Lee: (C.S.) I can't believe I am scheduled to bring all of them with me. Well, they better behaved or the deal's off!

Ray-Ray: (C.S.) Cool! It's about time I get to be on one of these reality shows! Man, what is it with Richard and his naked butt anyway?!

Monroe: (C.S. pause) What's with the camera anyway?!

JusSonic: Okay, we'd do this alphabetically to be fair. Cartman, you're up first.

Cartman: Kick a**.

(Cartman takes the rope from the hosts and got into the bullpen.)

JusSonic: (takes out a stop watch) Ready, set...go!

(Cartman begins chasing the Bulls who are running, sitting, reading, etc. He catches some, sometimes he doesn't. Finally after 10 minutes...)

Alex II: Time! Okay, let's see what the Bull count said.

(Cartman got out of the bullpen as Alex II activated the Bull count. It flashes a number.)

JusSonic: Cartman got a number 10!

Cartman: I liked to see you hippies beat that!

Justin: Oh we will. Count on it.

Alex II: Honey, you're up!

(It is now Honey's turn. Like Cartman, she chases the Bulls around, and as scripted, she gets 10 as well.)

Alex II: Time! Let's see what the Bull count said for Honey.

(Honey gets out of the bullpen, and like before, the Bull count flashes a number.)

Alex II: Another 10! Cartman and Honey are now tied.

Honey: What?

JusSonic: Justin is next. Will he break the tie?

(Justin gets into the bullpen.)

Justin: Okay, let's do this!

JusSonic (C.S.): With Justin, we really didn't know what was going to happen. He could get ten, as we had planned, or he could get more, or he could get less. But we never know with this guy...

(The thing begins and Justin runs around trying to catch Bull. One time he got run over by one because this Bull wasn't watching where he was going. But, unfortunately, Justin got back up and keeps trying.)

Alex II: (C.S.) Before the challenge, we programmed the Bulls, well sort of, to only let Justin get 10 as well. But I did put in some funny moments though.

(Sometimes Justin bumped into one and fell down. Sometimes the Bulls moved to make Justin missed. Either way, it gives the "audience" a show.)

Cartman: Man, what a p***y!

Monroe: Hey, what's the language, kid?

Juniper: Aw, let him. It's fun to watch.

JusSonic: Time's up!

(Justin fell to the ground in a funny moment.)

Alex II: Climb out and let's see how you do.

(Justin gets out, or trying to anyway, and as usual the Bull Count flashes a number.)

JusSonic: A 10! Is this thing broken?

Alex II: No, it's okay to me.

Justin: (C.S.) Man, I got a 10 like Honey and Cartman. If this ends up with all of us in a tie, is there going to be a tie-breaker.

JusSonic: Well, let's see if Numbuh 5 does better!

(For the rest of the game the results are this...)

Numbuh 5: Roped 10 Bulls.

Smithers: Roped 10 Bulls.

And...

Yamcha: Roped 10 Bulls.

(A while later)

JusSonic: Well, what do you know? Everyone tied!

Yamcha: So we're going for a tie breaker?

Alex II: Actually, we never planned one. So in the interest of not boring you people...you all win!

(The contestants win)

Juniper: Oh great. I got a field trip.

Ray-Ray: Hey, it's cool! I get to talk to that Numbuh 5 chick!

Monroe: Argh! What show were you watching, boy?

Justin: (C.S.) I don't believed it! I thought we're going for a tie breaker but now we all get to go! Sweet!

Justin: So when do we go?

Alex II: Once we get you the spell and equipment, for safely, you're set.

Cartman: This is going to kick a** better than Justin's b**s!

Juniper: Eeew!

Cartman: What?

(The guests got their stuff from the hosts. As Juniper, Ray-Ray, and Monroe waits, Alex II cast some sort of mumbo jumbo words.)

Alex II: Okay, you can see the monsters now. This spell will last until you returned.

Justin: Cool!

(Camera confessional with Alex II and Fifi)

Alex II: (C.S.) Okay, I admit. I didn't cast any spells. We hired a bunch of monsters people can see for this. What can I say?

Fifi: (C.S.) A lot, my love.

Juniper: Okay, let's move out people. We got monster sightings and stuff to do.

Honey: (seducing) I'd be back for you, Alex dearie.

Alex II: Not if I see you first.

Honey: Oh goodie!

Yamcha: Uh, don't you think that's sarcasm?

Honey: Oh, I know he meant it.

Justin: Eeew!

Justin: (C.S.) Honey's hitting on Alex II gets crazier every day. I am thinking of choosing her to go.

Honey: (C.S.) Once again my so-called hitting on Alex II fooled the a**. I have a feeling the trip is going to be interesting.

Monroe: (C.S.) No seriously. What's with the camera?!?

(As Juniper Lee and the others search for monsters, Justin sees a concert platform and he sees a monster as the lead singer and there is nobody at the concert)

Justin: Look!

(On the concert, The Lead Singer Creature looks and sounds allot like Rev J.C. Current from Tales from the Crypt Presents: Bordello of Blood but with a reptillain face)

[A/N: This is a homage to a scene in Tales from the Crypt Presents: Bordello of Blood]

Lead Singer Creature: As this concert will keep performing until every magical creature listens to my music and my music will be performed right now! That's right, it's coming, it's uh coming, um; it's coming; that's right, it's coming soon! As my music will entertain every monster and magical creature known to man especially the American Dragon Jake Long!

(Then the Lead Singer Creature takes out his rock guitar and prepares to perform with his band)

Lead Singer Creature: And when the smoke clears...! (Tabs his guitar) Or if the Tech-Won-Se known as Juniper Lee finds out about this, who will be the victor? (Tabs his guitar)

(Then the Lead Singer Creature and his band start playing and they're playing Pop music then the Lead Singer Creature performs the same stunt Rev J.C. Current did in Tales from the Crypt Presents: Bordello of Blood)

Lead Singer Creature: (Stops playing his guitar) And as for the humans, hopefully they'll hear my music and enjoy it! Can I get a glory?!

[Crickets Chirp]

Lead Singer Creature: Can I get a Hallujah?!

[Crickets Chirp]

Lead Singer Creature: Well, if anybody could see me, they get the idea.

Cartman: Well, I can see ya and you s***!

Numbuh 5: Yeah, where did you get your music from? Justin's school?

Justin: Hey, it was good!

Yamcha: (mumbling) If you like that kinda thing.

Smithers: Woo hoo! Take it off!

Ray-Ray: But they aren't wearing anything.

Smithers: I know but the point is...

Monroe: Okay, this concert is a bore. Anyone for some Juniper Lee action?

Justin: I am, I am!

Honey: He will, he will.

Juniper: Okay, I'd need a volunteer so you're it. (Pushes Justin on ahead) Go ahead and fight first. I'd be the back-up.

Justin: Cool! (got on stage) Hey, uh, there's no "bones" about it. You're music is rad!

(Pause)

Lead Singer Creature: I hate pun! Kill him!

(The monster surrounded Justin who got a freaked out look on his face.)

Justin: Mommy...

(The monsters pounced on him while all the others could do is watch.)

Honey: Shouldn't you save him or something?

Juniper: I will...when I feel like it.

Smithers: In other words, not a chance in h***.

Monroe: Bingo!

(As Justin gets pounded by the monsters, Juniper Lee and the others watch)

Justin: HEY! HELP! SOMEBODY! HELP ME! FOR THE LOVE OF GOD SOMEBODY HELP!

Lead Singer Creature: So, uh, care to listen to my music? (Tabs his guitar)

Monroe: Save it! Your concert is a total bore and so is your music!

Lead Singer Creature: Ok, then I guessed I have to fight with my music!

(The Lead Singer Creature sets his guitar on "MAX" which stands for maximum)

Lead Singer Creature: You leave me with no choice, if nobody will listen to my music, no one can! (Tabs his guitar)

(Then suddenly, sound waves shoot out from the stereos causing him to fly into the ocean while Juniper Lee and the others hang on to their dear lives)

Smithers: Juniper, you better do something!

Cartman: Yeah, before our a**es get blown away!

Juniper: I would if I could but I am trying to avoid getting blown away here!

Yamcha: Well, I supposed it's up to me. (Yamcha lets go and managed to stand still as best as he could) Kamehameha!

(Yamcha fires off the DBZ attack and destroys the stereos, guitars, and stuff, causing a big explosion. When all is clear, the band (and Justin) is smoking.)

Justin: (coughing) You shoulda warned or got me out of the way first.

(The band and Justin fell.)

Smithers: Ooh! You are so strong!

Yamcha: Please, save your remarks for Justin.

Smithers: Okay.

Justin: (C.S.) Yamcha saved my life back there! Or maybe because he's annoyed by the playing. Either way, I owe him one.

Yamcha: (C.S.) I'm surprised Justin didn't realized the whole blasting thing was an act. Everything on this show isn't real...like Mr. Satan and his hairdo!

Lead Singer Creature: (C.S.) Thank you all for seeing that great show! We'd be at the Crypt Keeper's Crypt at Halloween doing a show at midnight!

(Cut to a while later as the group returns to the house. The hosts are waiting for them there.)

JusSonic: Enjoy your trip?

Numbuh 5: Eh, it was eventful.

Alex II: Good, because now it's time for the final immunity challenge.

JusSonic: Thank you for giving our players the tour, Juniper.

Ray-Ray: You should also thank us by giving us a fat paycheck!

Alex II: Maybe later. Players, please follow us.

(The hosts lead the six players to the backyard where the last immunity challenge will take place)
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IMMUNITY CHALLENGE 5: DEE-DEE SAYS WEAR A DRESS!
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JusSonic: Okay, this will be the last immunity challenge so we'd make it a funny one. (Takes out pink dresses, bows, and whatnot) Put these on.

All but the hosts: What?!

Alex II: You heard us. Put them on or no one will participate for immunity.

(With a groan, pretend or not, the players put the pink dresses, bows, and whatnot on.)

JusSonic: Do I really have to do this?

Yamcha: Maybe so, maybe who gives a care?

(A while later, the players now dressed like ridiculous looking girls.)

Alex II: Heh, heh. You are all cute.

Honey: You think so, Alex?

Alex II: Okay, not all cute.

Cartman: Ick! I looked f***ed up!

Smithers: (happily) I liked it!

Cartman: Well, you're a freak.

JusSonic: Now time to introduce our host for the final immunity challenge. Here's.....Dee-Dee!

(Soon Dee-Dee, Dexter's annoying sister from "Dexter's Laboratory" came in all dancing like.)

Dee-Dee: (C.S.) Hi! The hosts have chosen me to host the final immunity challenge! Ooh, it's going to be so much fun!

Dee-Dee: Hi everyone! Time for a game of Dee-Dee Says!

Cartman: What the s***ing f***?! That's what we're doing?!

JusSonic: Okay, this will be our version of Simon Says only you all will be in dresses. You know the drill. If Dee-Dee said "Dee-Dee Says" including a command, you do it, If you don't do it, you're out. If Dee-Dee didn't say "Dee-Dee Says", then don't do it or you're out.

Alex II: Like in the last immunity challenge, there will be two immunity belts. (Takes out said belts) I took them while Justin and Numbuh 5 were out.

Numbuh 5: Not out in that way, you sickos.

Yamcha: Ooooooh!

Numbuh 5: Now what did I say?!

Justin: (C.S.) This is the last challenge and there are two immunity belts. Which once again means two of us will stay while the others are valuable.

JusSonic: Whoever is the last two who are not eliminated wins Dee-Dee Says.

Dee-Dee: But that isn't how the game goes.

JusSonic: (Dexter voice) Quiet, you stupid girl!

Alex II: Two of you players will want the belts tonight because tonight, two will be voted off.

(The players are shocked)

Yamcha: Holy s***!

Justin: Man, I knew this was coming.

JusSonic: Yep, after tonight, only 4 will remain. But now, it's time for the challenge.

Alex II: Take your positions!

Dee-Dee: Yay! This is going to be fun!

Cartman: (C.S.) Okay, in case you hippies are too stupid to realized it, this game is rigged. We asked Dee-Dee to give commands Justin is smart, or whatever he listens to, to obey. Plus it was rigged so he and me will win. All I got to say is, screw the h*** out of ya!

Dee-Dee: Okay, let's have fun! Dee-Dee says punched yourself in the face!

(The contestants did as they were told though Justin is really the one punching himself in the face. Everyone else is pretending.)

Dee-Dee: Dee-Dee says dance like a ballerina!

(Everyone did. The usual.)

Dee-Dee: Now stop!

(No one stopped except for Yamcha.)

Dee-Dee: (giggling) Ah, ah, ah, ah! I didn't say Dee-Dee Says!

JusSonic: Yamcha, you're out.

(Yamcha didn't argued but leaves the game field anyway)

Justin: (C.S.) Well, so far Yamcha is eliminated. I am not sure if I am glad or not. (Pause) But I loved being in a dress!

Yamcha: (C.S.) It's a good thing I am out of the game. Not only because it was scripted but I looked ridiculous in that dress!

Dee-Dee: Now Dee-Dee Says cry like a girl!

(Guess what?)

Dee-Dee: Dee Dee Says kiss the one near you.

Numbuh 5: What?! Are you crazy?!

Dee-Dee: Of course! Now pucker up.

(Numbuh 5 groans but kissed Cartman who is near her)

Cartman: Ew! S**t!

Dee-Dee: Gotcha! I didn't say Dee-Dee Says!

Alex II: You're out, Numbuh 5.

Numbuh 5: Hey, no ****ing fair! She said to kiss someone!

Dee-Dee: But I said "pucker up" so you're out!

Smithers: But the rest of us didn't kiss anyone to your command.

(JusSonic gives the signal meaning "don't jinx it". Numbuh 5 then leaves the game.)

JusSonic: Okay, only Justin, Cartman, Smithers, and Honey are left.

Numbuh 5: (C.S.) Once again it was scripted and once again, I feeled ****ing p***ed!

Dee-Dee: Okay, Dee-Dee Says play in the mud!

(The players did as Dee-Dee Says, sort of.)

Dee-Dee: Now hop up and down!

(Only Honey and Smithers hopped up and down.)

Dee-Dee: (giggling) I didn't say Dee-Dee Says!

JusSonic: Smithers and Honey, you're out!

Alex II: Justin and Cartman are the only ones left...which means Justin and Cartman won immunity!

(Justin and Cartman cheer. The hosts give the belts to the winners.)

JusSonic: Yep, you guys are safe, but everyone else isn't.

Cartman: Who gives a d**n? I kicked a**!

Justin: Yeah, I am safe!

Alex II: (shy) But not for long. Dee-Dee, wanna played with Justin?

Dee-Dee: (happily) Sure!

(Dee-Dee begins to hugs Justin cutely, freaking him out.)

Justin: Oh crap!

(Justin gets free and runs away with Dee-Dee chasing him.)

Dee-Dee: Wait! I wanna played ballet with you!

(Out of earshot, everyone else laughs their a***es off.)

Yamcha: Man, what a dope.

Smithers: I am so glad to put up with him for the final episode.

Honey: Yep.

(Cut to the table as the six have their last "meal" together. They talked during the thing.)

Justin: (C.S.) Well, I have won immunity but so has the fatboy. But then again, it leaves me with the remaining options: Smithers, Honey, Yamcha, and Numbuh 5. The first three I want to go but Numbuh 5 I don't want to go since she and I got along well.

Numbuh 5: (C.S.) That idiot Justin thinks he is pals with Numbuh 5 but he got to think elsewhere for friends in his imaginary place he called "No Brains Land.

Justin: So good night for everyone?

Smithers: Why? You think you won't see me again?

Justin: Like I said before, I think, perish the thought.

Honey: Hey, if I'm going, at least I'm going to ****ed Alex II first.

Numbuh 5: Man, that's sick! What kind of cartoon are ya anyway?!

Honey: The best kind!

Yamcha: Well, two of us will go tonight and I hope it isn't me.

Justin: Hmmm....

Justin: (C.S.) Smithers I want to go because of the obvious reasons, Yamcha because of his hitting on Numbuh 5, and Honey...do I really need to go on? I sure wish 3 of us will go...because I just have it with most of these guys!

(The time of the fifth eviction has begins. The usual stuff if you may. Justin and the remaining five (not different from the last time) walked down the stairs to the Basement of Going Away. The hosts are there to greet them. The table is sety up with the cups, including Smithers's and Cartman's which were reinstated upon the two's name being "cleared". Justin and Cartman are wearing their immunity belts.)

JusSonic: Welcome back to the Basement of Going Away. This is the fifth of six evictions this house will have. Once again tonight is different because 4 is staying here...but 2 will leave.

Justin: Uh....yay?

Alex II: You know what the cups are on the table are for. As long as they are remained standing, so are you. But if a cup is gone, so is the player it represents, staying anymore chances for the money. In a moment you will head to the voting area to cast your vote. The players you can't vote for are Justin and Cartman.

Cartman: That's right homos! I'm staying! (Mocking in a sing song matter) Nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah! I'm staying and two of you going to go!

Justin: Oh stuff it, Cartman.

JusSonic: Before we do this, let's do the questions. Did anyone enjoy the game of "Dee-Dee Says"?

(A pause)

Numbuh 5: In other words, h*** no!

Alex II: 'Kay? Yamcha, what is the hardest moment in the house so far?

Yamcha: Everything and nothing. 'Nuff said!

JusSonic: Okay, no more questions. Time ot vote. Remember, 2 are leaing. Justin and Cartman, you two have won immunity so you go first.

(Justin goes down the hallway to the voting area. In case you people are too stupid to remember, everyone but Justin knows who is leaving ahead of time, but for now let's concentrated on Justin's vote. He writes the real vote "SMITHERS".

Justin: Once again, my chance to get rid of you ever since the very start. And good riddance, you homo!

(Justin leaves. It's Cartman's turn to vote, in other words his fake vote. He puts down "ROBERT DOUGHERTY")

Cartman: More me, less of the other d**n hippies, Rob.

(Author's note: No offense, Robert. I wanted a funny moment.)

(Yamcha's turn to vote. He puts down "PAN")

Yamcha: Is it just me or is he getting more annoying than usual?

(Smithers. He puts down "HOMER J. SIMPSON")

Smithers: In the words of Donald Trump, "you're fired!"

(Honey. She now puts down "BETTY BOOP")

Honey: I am the only black and white diva around here, b***h!

(And finally Numbuh 5. She puts down "CREE")

Numbuh 5: You blow very hard, Cree you N***ing b***h!

(Once Numbuh 5 puts in her "vote", she returns.)

JusSonic: Once again, time for the votes.

(JusSonic heads to the voting area, takes the votes out except for Justin's and puts in five other pieces of paper. He then closes the box, takes it and return to the others.)

Alex II: Once the reads are read, the decision is final. The two players with the most votes against them are out of the game. Time for the vote reading.

(JusSonic takes the first piece of paper. It's Justin's vote against Smithers.)

JusSonic: First vote... (Shows paper) Smithers.

(Smithers is playing nervous. Alex II takes out the second piece of paper.)

Alex II: Second vote...Honey. Not my wife but the Merrie Melody. Anyway, it's 1 vote Smithers, 1 vote Honey.

Honey: Please let me stay!

(Ignoring her, JusSonic gets out the third piece of paper.)

JusSonic: Yamcha. That's 1 vote Smithers, 1 vote Honey, 1 vote Yamcha.

(Alex II gets out the fourth piece of paper.)

Alex II: Y. I believe that's another vote for Yamcha.

(JusSonic gets out the fifth piece of paper.)

JusSonic: Fifth vote...Honey. 2 votes Honey, 2 votes Yamcha, 1 vote Smithers.

(Alex II gets out the sixth and final piece of paper.)

Alex II: And the last vote...Yamcha. It's now 3 votes Yamcha, 2 votes Honey, and 1 vote Smithers.

Yamcha: Oh my f***ing G**!

JusSonic: Well, that's that. Since Yamcha and Honey got the most votes against them, they are now the next players vote from the house.

Honey: Oh s***.

Justin: Whoa! (Pause) Man, how many times I have said that?

Alex II: Yamcha, take your cup and say your last words to the group.

(Yamcha nodded, takes his group, and goes next to the hosts.)

Yamcha: Man, this is ironic! I am starting to like you guys even as much as my DBZ pals! I didn't expect to leave tonight but here I am. I liked this place and I'd be sad to see it.

Numbuh 5: Yeah, yeah. But you ain't friends with me, butt ****er!

Yamcha: Oh yeah. The other day. Sorry about that Numbuh 5.

Numbuh 5: (pause) Aw, I forgave ya. This time.

Yamcha: I liked to thank you guys for keeping me company throughout my final days and that includes you Justin.

Justin: I have my moments.

Cartman: (mumbling) What moments?

Alex II: Okay, it's time. Your cup please? (Yamcha hands his cup over. Alex II then puts it on another table and takes out a big hammer) Yamcha, with 3 votes against you, you are officially gone.

(Alex II then smashed the cup with the hammer, taking it out of the picture and game.)

JusSonic: And now it's Honey's turn to say her last words.

(Honey takes her cup and goes next to the hosts. Well, Alex II mostly)

Honey: This place kicked a**. (To Alex II seductively) Especially you, my love toy.

Alex II: Speaking of said you, I got something you want to meet.

Honey: Really? What?

Alex II: My wife.

(Fifi La Warner came in, all p***ed off.)

Fifi La Warner: That is the last time you try to hit on my husband!!!!

(Fifi La Warner then attacks Honey and fight with her in one of those dust clouds.)

JusSonic: Girls, if we could have Honey's cup please... (The cup suddenly fell from Honey's hands and it smashed onto the floor, eliminating Honey from the game.) Okay, never mind. Honey, with 2 votes against you, you're done.

Alex II: Yamcha, please take Honey before my wife kills her.

Yamcha: My pleasure.

(Yamcha was able to separate the girls, grabs Honey, and takes her up the stairs.)

Fifi La Warner: Come back here! I am not done with you yet!

JusSonic: You are now. Anyway, Yamcha and Honey's things are packed. Soon they will leave the house and go to...wherever. You can say ond last goodbye to them if you want.

Justin: Say goodbye to those two? I rather say hello to Timmy/Trixie!

JusSonic: If you say they aren't together no more, I may have Fifi attacked you instead.

Justin: (scared) Your point is well since. They are good together, yes.

(Cut to later as the remaining four "players" and the hosts go to say their goodbyes to Honey and Yamcha (well, not Alex II anyway). The limo then takes the two eliminatees to where they, along with Brandy, SpongeBob, and Pikachu will stay at. But once again...oh, you get it!)

Justin: (C.S.) With Yamcha and Honey now gone, that's two of the people I want gone no longer in the game. But there's still Smithers and Cartman. (Pause) Aw, d***n!

(Cut to Yamcha and Honey in a camera confessional)

Yamcha: (C.S.) Us again! Good times we have, huh?

Honey: (C.S.) Yeah, and my so-called crush on Alex II sure fooled the a**.

Yamcha: (C.S.) Justin, if you're seeing this...then ha ha to you! A**!

Honey: (C.S.) Plus we like and respect you anyway...when you're in H***!

Yamcha: (C.S.) We may be gone and we aren't gone yet! We'd see you again!

Honey: (C.S.) When we feel like it.

(Cut back to the living room as the hosts addresses the "Final Four")

JusSonic: Well, Justin Lawson, Mr. Smithers, Numbuh 5, and Eric Cartman, you are the Final Four.

Numbuh 5: This isn't going to turn into any Rob and Amber crap, is it?

Alex II: Nope, it isn't. You lasted against the other eliminated players in the game, but soon it's time for one of you to outlast the others. Only one of you will win the $100,000. One day left. Anything can happen so be prepared. We'd see you all tomorrow.

(The hosts leave the house.)

Cartman: Kick ***! We'd the only four left!

Smithers: (to Justin seductively) And guess what, old lover?

Justin: (scared) Good thing I still have my room!

(Justin runs away, leaving the other three laughing at him.)

Numbuh 5: Good one, Smithers.

Smithers: I thought so.

Cartman: Tomorrow we'd give him h***, even if he hates it! (laughs evilly)
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Preview of Episode 8

JusSonic: (V.O.) Next time, on Justin Schmo....

(We see a shot of Justin Lawson)

Alex II: (V.O.) Justin...

(A shot of Eric Cartman)

JusSonic: (V.O.) Cartman...

(A shot of Numbuh 5)

Alex II: (V.O.) Numbuh 5...

(A shot of Mr. Smithers)

JusSonic: (V.O.) And Smithers...are our Final Four!

Justin: (C.S.) Man, who knows what is going to happened when all is over?

Alex II: (V.O.) There are no more challenges, reward or immunity...

Justin: (C.S.) I don't want to go. I went too farth for this!

JusSonic: (V.O.) But more surprises on the way!

Justin: What?! How can this be?!

Alex II: (V.O.) And our actors will have a bunch of s*** to say when all is said and done.

Numbuh 5: And for any black guys who wanted me, suck my a**!

JusSonic: (V.O.) All on the next episode of Justin Schmo!!!!