It's A Very Merry Crossover Christmas chapter 7

Author's note
Okay, from the looks of things, I got 2 chapters of this fanmake left until I can get this done. Read on and enjoy!

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Lilo ran through the area, frowning at Spider-Man swinging across the area, trying to get to her. Can't this guy get the hint that she wants to be alone?!
"Will you leave me alone?!" Lilo snaps angrily at the angel. "I am going to pack then say goodbye to my pals! Your dumb joke is over, pal!!"
However, Spider-Man lands in front of Lilo, blocking her as he exclaims, "Hey, first off, in this world, you got no home to return to. Number two, you don't have any friends since you were never been born here. And number 3, while I do joke a bit, I can't make any jokes of this situation here."
"Is that show? Well, that gag with the snow in my face was sooooo hilarious."
"Really?"
"No! I was being sarcastic, you stupid webhead!" Lilo snaps to Spider-Man in annoyance. "Honestly? You are so clueless!"
"Well, you didn't have to be a jerk about it." Spider-Man said to Lilo with a frown. The girl stops as she saw someone, much to her surprise.
"Wait, is that...?"
"Anyway, I'm new at this."
Lilo pays no attention as she rushes off upon seeing an old friend: there's Danny sitting on a bench nearby, speaking to a man while motioning to a brick near him, "Hey, pal! Hang on so you can spare a sec. My name is Danny and this here is Sam, the dancing brick."
The man, bored, frowns and scoffs just as Lilo shows up, exclaiming, "Danny, there you are! Aren't you supposed to still be at the party?”
"Hey, kid, come on. I'm trying to work here." Danny snaps to Lilo in annoyance. Unfortunately, the bored man took his leave, much to his annoyance. He groans and shoves her off while snapping, "Oh great! That was my only customer today! Thanks a lot, kid. Honestly?!"
"Well, sorry, Danny. What are you doing here? Isn't June with you?"
"Who in the world is June? And how did you even know me? I have never saw you before in my life!"
Lilo looks surprised and scared. Danny doesn't know her? But the two have been friends all their life! How could they not know one another?!
Spider-Man swings across and lands nearby, speaking to the scared Lilo, "Lilo."
"Go on, little girl, go along." Danny said, waving off a girl who he had no idea whom she is.
"Wait, what gives here. Danny?" Lilo calls out as Spider-Man takes Lilo and pulls her away before she ends up embarrassing herself. The halfa sighs, shaking his head.
"Sorry about that, Sam."
"I don't get it. Danny acted like he doesn't even know me! Did I upset him enough that Danny just pretended I don't exist?"
"That's because you don't exist here. That was the Danny from the Lilo-less world...and with no halfa powers too." Spider-Man explains seriously to Lilo, much to her shock.
"Wait, what? What are you talking about?" Lilp ask Spider-Man getting shocked and worried. Spider-Man looks up and saw something on TV.
"Say, isn't that your pal Ray-Ray on TV?"
"Oh, man, I don't think I wanna look." Lilo groans. Regardless, she turns and saw a shocking sight: there's Ray-Ray on TV and in a cage under a cover, above a logo named "Fear Factor". "Wait a minute. Ray-Ray's on Fear Factor?! Why did June allowed him to do this?!”
"Because Ray-Ray ran away one day and got desperate for money." Spider-Man explains to Lilo in concern. "Being away from homeless can do that to someone."
"No person in his right mind can be that desperate! Actually, I take it back, Ray-Ray would be!"
On the TV, the host of the show spoke to a monster named Godzilla, "All right, Godzilla, you must now face off against a filthy stupid kid."
"Hey!" Ray-Ray exclaims, a bit annoyed by the insult.
"Are you ready? If you past this test, then you will have to eat him."
"Wait, what?!"
"All right, here we go!" The host laughs madly as the test is about to begin.
"Hang on, wait a minute! This isn't in my contract!" Ray-Ray protests frantically to the mad host.
"3, 2, 1, get going!"
The cover that was on the boy's cage lifted up, making Godzilla roar while Ray-Ray screams in terror. Lilo cringes and looks away, how could anyone watch this or even endure this?
"This show is disgusting! How can the network even do something that intense?!" Lilo ask Spider-Man frantically and horrified.
"Yeah, worse as it seems." Spider-Man said to Lilo with a sigh. "For some reason, when you weren't born, it has changed the world so that 100% of the network TV is only a reality show."
"Ugh! I don't get it. I mean, June wouldn't allow this to happen to her brother! And how come she isn't with Danny?! I thought they love each other!"
"Because, remember, you introduce Danny to June in the first place, they fell in love and things went better. But because that never happened here, June never had a love life, even when she tried to get together with that Marcus kid which failed miserably. Eventually, June stopped caring for anyone else but her Te Xuan Ze job, causing Monroe to abandon her and Ray-Ray to run away from home."
"All right, now eat the kid!" The host exclaims, making Godzilla roar on TV while Ray-Ray screams in horror. "Come on, the first bite is always the hardest, taste like chicken."
"Ugh! Even when Ray-Ray's a pest but even he doesn't deserve this. I can't watch this, this is a nightmare." Lilo groans, disgusted as she and Spider-Man walks off, the hero only to web-sling around.
"Yeah, the truth is, you weren't there to keep your friends together, so..." Spider-Man was interrupted when Lilo stops hearing some music nearby.
"Wait, what is that music? Is that the band?"
Lilo and Spider-Man came over and found a shocking sight. There is a place marked "O'Rainbooms' Celetic Dance Troupe' where the band is in Irish clothing on stage, dancing an Irish dance.
"All right, let me see my speech, Fluffy!" Spanky calls out to the band eagerly.
Pinkie came up to the front, dancing happily. Lilo, horrified, came up while protesting, "Hey, wait! You girls are the Rainbooms, not Riverdancers!"
Without warning, Pinkie kicks her away, making Lilo groans. The former spoke up, "Sorry girl whom I have never seen before!"
"Come on, get out of the way, kid before you get stomped!" Spanky snaps at Lilo as he pushes him away. "Anyway, aren't you supposed to be in the kitchen? You are supposed to be at work on some space stuff or something."
"Wait, what are you talking about?" Lilo ask Spanky who points nearby.
"Over there, kid!" Spanky exclaims in annoyance. Lilo turns and saw a horrifying sight: there's a stand nearby that sells off stuff from space like experiments, blasters, etc. and it has a familiar villain's name in the logo!
"Dr. Hamsterviel's?! No way, don't tell me!" Lilo exclaims in horror as she walks up slowly to the shop. Dr. Hamsterviel has a franchise here on Earth?!
"Hey, guys! You in the red and blue suit! You a dancer?"
"No, not much." Spider-Man said to Spanky. Pinkie groans as she falls to the ground, the dancing was too much for her. The hero turns to the horrified Lilo as he continues, "Lilo, you must understand as to how Dr. Hamsterviel got what he wanted since you were never born."
Lilo looks at the menu of stuff to buy, looking horrified at some familiar experiments' names, as well as the aliens'. She groans, "No, it can't be..."
To make matters worse, Lilo saw a bored Stan working at the clothing, speaking miserably in poorly dressed clothes, "Hey, dudette. Welcome to Dr. Hamsterviel's. How may I help ya?"
"Yeah, terrible. Oh man. Lilo, I'm so sorry." Spider-Man said sighing as he turns to Lilo...only to see that she is running off in a panic. "Huh? Lilo?"

Lilo rushes out of the mall, freaking out as she tries to figure out this mad world...but gasps as she saw that not only that the whole area has been turned into a strip mall...but there's a night club where the theater once was.
"A strip mall? Where's the theater?" Lilo ask in shock and horror.
Spider-Man caught up to her, explaining to the horrified Lilo, "There IS no theater. It was destroyed years ago by a chunk of asteroid."
"A chunk of asteroid?"
"Remember that doomsday asteroid you, Stitch and the cousins diverted?"
"You mean, since *I* wasn't around to reform Stitch, Stitch and the cousins weren't around to stop the asteroid." Lilo said, recalling that incident very much.
Spider-Man nodded as he continues explaining, "Exactly. The President had to call in the Justice League and the Avengers to stop that asteroid and THEIR method was, needless to say, MUCH more destructive than yours. They smashed the asteroid into millions of pieces and destroyed MOST of the chunks before they hit the Earth."
"Most, but not ALL."
"Exactly. Oh, the Justice League and the Avengers were nice enough to find the asteroid squatter a new home, if you were going to ask about THAT next, but the point remains that one of the few chunks they missed ended up levelling what WOULD have been the Cartoon Theater. The Justice League and the Avengers ALSO repaired the craters caused by stray asteroid fragments, but a certain greedy, scheming developer just took the opportunity to build a strip mall where the theater used to be. The night club is where the theater once stood in this world in this part of the strip mall. Want to see how that turned out without you?"
Lilo looks reluctant but nods. She hates to see what happened to the theater that she loves but the girl must.
"Very well, I thought so." Spider-Man said grimly. "Brace yourself, kid. The sight is not a pretty one."
The two walks up to the nightclub, preparing for any more shocking surprises. Lilo spots a familiar girl at the door, looking at a clipboard.
"Betty!" Lilo exclaims in hope. "Please tell me that you at least know me and if this is still the Cartoon Theater!"
"What? Who are you? And what theater?" Betty ask bewildered as she points to the nightclub. "Are you blind, girl? This is Club Teenage! No kids allowed, you got to be occupied by an adult to come in!"
Lilo looks, gasping at the logo on top of the theater, or what used to be the theater. Luckily, since Spider-Man is an adult, he was able to help her get inside.
Lilo and Spider-Man looks around the inside of the club where folks are dancing at the rave party. The girl looks stunned, seeing folks raving...but what freaks her is seeing friends like Freddy Fazbear wearing rave clothes and glow rings dancing!
"What the heck?!" Lilo screams in horror. One of the folks near the glow rods got too close to her, causing Lilo to back up. She stumbles into a weird like man who smirks and tries to give a kissy face. Lilo screams and backs up, bumping into a cage, this causes her to turn and gasps as she saw Loud dancing inside the cage itself. "Oh, this is horrible than I thought! This is a nightmare!"
Lilo looks around the dance club in horror. Spider-Man, hanging on the ceiling, now ask, "Now do you believe me that you weren't born here, Lilo?"
"I'm starting to now."
Lilo turn and saw Sora at the bar, serving drinks as he spoke, "All right, Miss Lincoln, here you go."
There's Cree, the one behind the destruction of the park and what remains of the theater, speaking, "All right, thanks." The girl glances at Drakken and Daffy, having fun and looking at the girls.
"Oh, hey boss, listen. Those two deadbeats over here?" Sora spoke, getting Drakken and Daffy's attention. "Yeah, they stopped buying drinks for the girls about an hour ago!"
"What? Is that true?"
"Hey, come on, lady! We have been buying all night!" Drakken exclaims in concern to Cree.
"Right, we're going for broke here! Woo-hoo!" Daffy exclaims in agreement with the mad scientist.
"Yeah, they're lying." Sora remarks dryly, rolling his eyes at the two's pathetic attempts to defend themselves.
"What?!" Drakken yelps in alarm.
"In that case, time for you two jerks to hit the road!" Cree snaps as she kicks the two's stools down. Drakken and Daffy yelps as they hits the floor hard.
"Yeesh!" Lilo groans as she watches Cree and Sora laughs cruelly at Drakken and Daffy who groans in pain. Even the girl got to admit, the two hecklers didn't deserve that kind of treatment!
"Losers! The both of you, right, Sora?"
"Right." Sora said with a nod, agreeing with the boss.
"How about another?" Cree ask Sora with a smirk, wanting another drink.
"Better believe it, sister!"
Suddenly Lilo looks alarmed as Ami came up to Cree with a tray. She spoke up, "Err, Miss Lincoln?"
"What is it?" Cree ask Ami with a frown, wondering what the kid want.
"Sorry to bug you but we're all out of mineral water."
"In that case, get some empty bottles and fill them with tap water!"
"But..." Ami begins to protest but yelps in alarm as Cree pushes her away to do the job.
"And don't get any lemonade from kids! Trust me, I know not to!" Cree snaps to Ami cruelly, forcing the girl to nervously run off.
"Ami!" Lilo exclaims, horrified to see her friend being treated like that.
"May as well not bother. Without you around, Ami doesn't have any confidence to stand up for herself." Spider-Man explains to Lilo sadly. Ami is a nervous wreck here in this world without Lilo in it.
"Oh geez."
"No band, no cat, no friends. Face it, she's done for."
"Ugh, that does it!" Lilo exclaims angrily. She turns over to Cree to get her the what for, "Hey, you!"
"Yeah? What do you want?" Cree ask bored to a girl who she has never seen before in her life.
"Not only did you went and ruined what's left of the theater after the asteroid hit it, but you also ruined the Cartoons, you jerk!"
"Yeah, yeah, thanks. Customer feedback is very important to us, whoever you are. I will make sure to consider your input, if I get around to remembering it. Thank you!"
"Now hang on!" Lilo begins to protest. Cree however snaps her fingers, and without warning, a muscular Jake came and grabs the girl, pulling her away. "Jake! What?! You're huge! Ugh! Cree, you jerk, I hope you get arrested when I get back! I hope you do!"
Jake kicks a door that leads to an alley outside, preparing to toss her out. The girl yelps in alarm, "Wait, Jake, buddy! Let's talk about this!"
But Jake pays her no heed or mind as he tosses her right out the building, knocking her out of the trash can. After a while, Spider-Man yelps as he was tossed out too, landing near a wall that has a wanted poster for members of Kids Next Door, especially Numbah 2, on it. The evil adults got their way here too.
"Parker luck. You gotta hate it." Spider-Man said, groaning as he got back up.
"No heroes allowed!" Jake snarls in a deep voice as he slams the door closed. Lilo looks worried as Spider-Man got up, removing a glove to showed a stamped hero.
"Okay, I managed to get my hand stamped so once I changed into my secret identify, if you can handle it, you can lick your hand and we will try to get back in."
But just then, a familiar rabbit appears, shivering in poor clothes as she looks around. Then she helps the two up, speaking, "Are you two all right?"
"Yeah, thanks." Lilo said with a sigh as she was lifted back up.
"There you go, miss."
As the female rabbit goes over to help Spider-Man up a bit, Lilo looks surprised as she saw who it is. Is that...
"Wait, Cream?" Lilo ask, recognizing the female rabbit.
"Yes?" Cream ask Lilo curiously. How did this girl knew her name since she has never seen her before?
"Let me guess, you don't recognize me, right?"
"Not really, but this is Christmas Eve, right? Looks like you could use a hand."
"Why, don't you have two of your own?" Lilo jokes, making a joke to cheer her up.
"Oh, very funny, yeah, thanks. I wish I got a friend right now who can cheer me up besides what you just did." Cream said, chuckling weakly. Lilo can guess that either her friend doesn't have Cheese with her anymore or she never has him.
"Well, still, your kindness means a lot right now."
"Well, I must be one to help a stranger. Well...bye!"
Cream backs off and yelps as she makes a run for it. Lilo in concern spoke, "Well, Cream is acting a little strange, but at least Cream turned out okay, even though she doesn't have Cheese with her."
"Right, if being a pickpocket is okay." Peter remarks dryly. Lilo yelps as she pats herself quickly, realizing something. Cream is a pickpocket?!
"Hang on! She took my wallet! I can't believe this!"
"Right, especially since you don't got any pockets in your dress to have! Even I find that unbelievable!"
As she continues running off with her prize, Cream comment, "I really hated to do that, but I need the money to get home to my sick mother." The female rabbit check through the wallet and finding nothing but pictures of Lilo, herself and lots of other individuals all with friendly smiles and poses and comments, "Now I feel even worse about picking her pocket - AND am confused about how she could have pictures of me and her as apparently good friends when this is the first time I ever saw her."
Lilo, groans, as she spoke, "How could my friends end up like this? How could things really be this bad without me?"
"Well, I guess someone like you really did make a big difference in a lot of lives." Spider-Man explains to Lilo in pity.
"But, I am only one girl and..." Lilo stops as she saw some more wanted posters, that of certain experiments that Lilo and Stitch had reformed over the years. She comment, "Whoa. Look at all these wanted posters for all the cousins. I suppose, since I wasn't around to reform Stitch and his cousins, Hamsterviel succeeded in obtaining all the experiments and converting them into his personal army; though the Justice League and/or the Avengers still manage to always stop them." Spider-Man merely giving a sad nod.
"And you wanna know how he was able to keep up his franchise without the authorities? He managed to bribe some corrupted officials to make sure that no one would ever rat him out or even arrest him. Even Dr. Hamsterviel got his way with the current president in this world."
"How could things get even worst?"
Spider-Man pauses to think then sighs in sadness, "Listen...there's someone else you should see..."
"Stitch..." Lilo said in sadness and realization. Is Stitch truly bad here without here? And what happened to him?
"Yeah, your alien boyfriend...or former one in this world's case."

Lilo and Spider-Man heads to a poor bare building that Stitch is supposed to be living at. The girl looks at it in worry and shock. Her alien boyfriend lives here?
"So wait, he lives in this dumb?" Lilo ask Spider-Man in concern.
"You got it. Apartment 217." Spider-Man said with a nod. He then gives a box of candy in a heart box to the girl. "Oh, you may wanna take these with you."
"Yeah, right."
"And better hope you are ready for the shock and sadness."
Lilo heads into the building, arriving on the second floor and to the apartment door where Stitch's living at. The girl hesitates, would her love be the same way that he was, or worst? Lilo then knocks on the door, preparing for the worst.
"Who is it?!" Stitch's voice growls angrily.
"Err, my name is Lilo. Lilo Pelekai." Lilo explains. She can hear locks being unlocked before the door opens, showing Stitch in some sort of face mask peeking out. Who could be bothering him?
"Ih?" Stitch ask suspiciously. He then gasps and smiles upon seeing Lilo as if for the first time ever...which is in this case.
"I'm...well, I'm someone you used to know."
"Ih, Stitch knows, of course! Coming back to meega now! Err, wait right there!" Stitch exclaims quickly as he closes the door. Lilo waits as she hears a toilet being flushed. Stitch is heard grunting while a cat noise is heard. "Out of Stitch's way, sorry!"
Lilo listens in closely, then yelps upon hearing a crashing noise. What could Stitch be doing in there? Soon the door is opened as the alien, in his usual blue fur, grins to her.
"Stitch?" Lilo ask Stitch in concern.
"Oh, Angel, it's been so long that..." Stitch said, obviously pretending to know Lilo. The alien saw the candy, making him grin. "Sweet, you brought, candy!" Lilo yelps as Stitch pulls him inside the place. As the girl recovers, she saw him in dishwashing gloves for some reason taking the box. "Okay, let's see what's in here."
Lilo closes the door, watching Stitch eating the candy greedily. Even in this universe, the New Turogian has no matters.
"Fruit center...and nuts." Stitch said, eating the candy. Lilo looks around the apartment, noticing cats almost all over the place.
"Oh, hey, Merry Christmas, Stitch." Lilo said Stitch, glancing at the messy area. "I guess you really like cats?"
"Ih. Doesn't everyone? Make yourself comfortable." Stitch insists, pushing Lilo to the couch where she sat down. "Try to have a seat...err, somewhere."
"Thanks." Lilo said. He pauses, looking at Stitch, wondering what to say to an alien who doesn't know her. "Err, you look good...I guess. So what are you up to?"
"Oh, Stitch did a lot of acting."
"Is that so?"
"Ih, but Stitch do most of it from here now." Stitch explains to Lilo meekly, making her concerned. This is worse than she thought.
Just then Stitch's phone begins to ring. Lilo, noticing, spoke up, "Stitch? Your phone?"
"Right, okay, excuse meega, will ya?""
"Right, sure." Lilo said with a nod. Stitch heads to the phone, leaving the girl to pet a cat. "Nice cat."
"Hello, darling! Miss Stitch knows the answers you seek!" Stitch is heard speaking. Lilo looks confused, wondering what the alien is talking about. She turns around and yelps. There's Stitch on the phone, wearing a wig and speaking in a fake female Jamaican voice. "You must be 18 or order. 2.99 an minute, local tolls may apply."
"Stitch, Stitch! What are you doing?! You aren't Jamaican! Heck, you aren't even a girl or an Earthling!"
Stitch covers the phone, snapping, "Well, Stitch ain't psychic either!" The alien then goes back to speaking into the phone. "Now as Stitch was say...Hello? Hello?" Stitch groans as he hangs the phone up. The caller must've hung up! As the alien removes his wing, he scowls at Lilo, "Terrific! You just cost me a gig, kid!"
"But Stitch, that isn't acting at all! That's fooling people for their money!" Lilo protest, a bit horrified that Stitch would deceive folks by pretending to be something that he isn’t!
The alternate Stitch (who is operating a "'phone psychic'" scam to provide for himself and the other experiments while keeping off the radar of Earth's super-hero community) comment, "Yeah, the 'phony phone psychic' bit might be a little humiliating, but at least it provides money to feed myself and those of Hamsterviel's experiment army that have gotten tired of getting their tails kicked by the Justice League and the Avengers following that little megalomaniac's orders. Wait, you ain't one of the heroes in disguise, are you? If so, at least you could've told me!"
"First off, no, I'm just a friend. Second, yeah, I understand why you are doing this." Lilo said seriously to the alien. "Hey, look, how about you and I got out for a nice Christmas dinner?"
"Can't. Stitch wanna look after his babies. Meega still gotta wrap Mr. Whiskers's present." Stitch explains as he goes over to some boxes to get to the task at hand. "Anyway, why bother? Stitch looks terrible and meega gotta stay off radar from the superhero jerks!"
"Stitch, don't be ridiculous. You look better...and besides, at least if you stick with me, we can sort out the problem with the heroes." Lilo said, sighing as Stitch looks at her. "You got more talent than any other person or movie star that I know. You are a true friend."
"Ih, true, Stitch once dreams of going to Hollywood, becoming a big stars...and having friends...and family...but they are only dreams. Stupid ones like stupid head. Ha." Stitch sighs as he begins to shed some tears.
"Oh, Stitch..." Lilo said as she holds him, looking down as well. The girl's absence has really affected the alien big time.
"Perhaps you should leave now."
"What?"
"Big day for Stitch tomorrow. Lots to do." Stitch said seriously to Lilo, wanting her to leave so he can get ready for tomorrow.
"Yeah but..." Lilo begins to protests, but Stitch interrupts her.
"Clean, decorate, bake the Christmas cry...err, Pie! Stitch means pie!" Stitch exclaims, correcting himself on that part. Lilo looks more worried, making him frown. "What? You ain't suggesting that Stitch is pathetic, are ya?"
"No, no way!"
"Meega got phone acting!" Stitch growls angrily, making Lilo backs up in worry. She hasn't seen him this intense since before the girl reforms. "It's just...the kitties and Stitch wants you to get lost now! Leave before you make meega angry!" The alien shoves the girl, making her yelp. "Come on, are you deaf?!"
"Now hang on..." Lilo begins to protest in alarm but Stitch kept pushing and shoving, not wanting to even hear it.
"Scram, get lost! Stitch wants you out, stupid Earthling!"
"Stitch!"
"All right, this got person!" Stitch scowls furiously as he suddenly smacks Lilo, sending her crashing through the door and leaving a hole in it. Lilo has been forced out of the apartment by a friend who doesn't want anything to do with her! As she got up, Stitch open the door and tosses the box out, snapping, "And take stupid chocolates too!"
Lilo sighs sadly as Stitch closes the door. But then it reopens, making the girl look up in hope...until Stitch snatches the box right back.
"Change of mind! Stitch will take these." Stitch remarks with a grunt. "Not like meega cared for body anyway!"
Stitch then slams the door right into the girl's face. Lilo looks more saddened and upset. Seeing the alien this intense...was too much for her to even bare.
"Stitch...I'm sorry..." Lilo sighs in sadness. She looks into the hole, seeing Stitch crying.
Lilo can understand what her former beau is going through: no friends, no hope, no anything.

Author's note
What a horrible world. Lilo now understand how important she is to everyone. In the next and final chapter, the girl must get back but can she be able to do so? And if Lilo can return home, what would happen to the theater? Read, review and suggest.

The explanation about the asteroid serves as a reference to the Lilo and Stitch episode "The Asteroid".