Total Drama Equestria Episode Twenty-Four part 1

"This crossover of My Little Pony and Total Drama contains scenes of extreme stunts performed by animated teens or ponies. Do not try any of what you see here at home. Seriously, you could get messed up."

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Chris: Last time on Total Drama Equestria, because of a storm that occurred keeping us indoors, we decided to play a little game that I found, which involving the players being the pawns and the future contestants being...well...the contestants! Unfortunately, Twilight and Ben failed to tell me in time that the game has a curse that is something out of "Jumanji". The players got shrunk and the contestants has to answer questions correctly or do a dare...and be doomed. And let's face it, the DOOMs are more nasty than the last. Katie has to sing, and...okay, then the game went out of control! I went on a delay and almost died! Anyway, long story short, Sky got the dice to land on the right number and everything's back to normal. Lindsay's team won and Twilight send the game packing. As for me? I was forgiven.

Luna: (sternly) Chris, don't lie.

A record is heard scratching as we now see Chris in bandages on his head, in a sling, on clutches and has a cast on one of his legs. The host frowns as he said, "Okay, okay, I got punished...hard. Geez, who knew that Fluttershy can throw a punch for a timid pony? Anyway, four still remained and this season is almost over. We got a little twist to our game so make sure you stick around for the next thrilling episode of..." " As Chris finishes the intro, we pan away from the castle. "...Total...Drama...EQUESTRIA! Ouch. I need an ice pack!"

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JUSSONIC AND TOONWRITER PRESENTS...

AN ORANGE RATCHET PRODUCTION...

We see an intro like in every season of Total Drama as well as 'My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic'. Twilight Sparkle and Spike yelped upon popping up cameras in their balloons, but ignored them as Rainbow Dash flew around and started charging towards the town of Ponyville, where the pony versions of our favorite Total Drama players were currently residing.

Down below, we see Beth and Brady talking a little bit as Cody was seen looking at two pictures, wondering which one he should choose. Twilight Sparkle and Spike landed nearby as they passed by Gwen and Trent, who were laughing together as Geoff came along.

Twilight smiled as she saw her friends and Ben (the latter seemed to be holding Scott and Alejandro down on his hooves), as Josh was smiling in interest and Blaineley was instantly jumping up and down in excitement.

Dear mom and dad, I'm doing fine
You guys are on my mind
You asked me what I wanted to be
And now I think the answer is plain to see
I want to be famous

Rainbow Dash was seen smiling as she, along with a floating Bridgette, was seen charging over towards Heather, who seemed to be hiding something in her bag, causing her to sneer at the two. Leshawna could only roll her eyes as Sam and Dakota were seen laughing with each other.

I'm really having lots of fun;
But we are really on the run;
I have to be brave on the soul,
But I only have one important goal,
I want to be famous!

We then see Pinkie Pie blowing up some balloons as Harold was watching, Duncan and Courtney could only smirk as they were holding some water balloons... but then the two yelped as Izzy suddenly swung down, holding some dynamite, throwing it at the couple, whose eyes widened hard.

We then see Rarity posing seductively as Katie and Sadie were seen squealing, Katie pulling a surprised Noah over from his comfort zone as she hugged him tight. Noah couldn't help but smile a little bit, as he clung back onto Katie, but Ezekiel were seen laughing a bit as Eva was strapped to a chair, trying to squirm her way out of a make-up session with Rarity.

I have to be in this game,
In order to claim some fame,
Everything hangs in the balance of life,
As we take everything in strife,
I want to be famous!

We later see Applejack kicking some apples off the tree as Sierra was busy helping out on the farm, Brick ordering Lightning, Staci, Cameron, and Jo to run laps around the area, though Jo and Lightning were a little less than pleased to run around.

We then see Fluttershy and Dawn feeding an apple to Angel as he gobbled it down. DJ and B were seen gathering a few bears around the area as Sasquatch as Owen and Anne Maria were seen being carried around by a pack of zebras, both of them yelping as they were trying to call for help.

I want to live close to the sun
Well, pack your bags cause I've already won.
Everything to prove nothing in my way
I'll get there one day

Cause I want to be famous

We then see Twilight and Lindsay both wearing their crowns as they were smiling, Tyler coming near Lindsay as Mike, Zoey, and Justin (the latter of which seemed beat up) held the Cutie Mark Crusaders and Nyx as the entire Total Drama contestants, the Mane Six, Discord, and Ben Mare posed for a quick picture as Spike and Phobos took the picture.

Spike then rolled the paper as he used his dragon magic to blow it over to Celestia.

Nanana'nanaana nana nana
I want to be, I want to be; I want to be famous

Inside the throne room of Castle Canterlot, as Celestia and Luna waited, they noticed the letter coming in as it formed, and they were about to look inside...

I want to be, I want to be, I want to be famous

...when Chris and Chef popped in and took the letter, Chef accidentally ripping up part of the letter as Chris blinked in embarrassment. Celestia and Luna could only groan as the camera popped over to seeing the entire gang in their normal human forms gathering together and whistling the last bit of the song, unknowing that in the background was a mysterious figure with a glowing red eye peering in from the window, the screen fading to back, as the last eerie notes from the song 'Chim Chim Cheree- East Winds' played.

TOTAL DRAMA EQUESTRIA

BASED OFF THE CREATIONS OF HASBRO/LAUREN FAUST AND TOM MCGILLIS

WRITTEN BY JUSSONIC, ORANGE RATCHET AND TOONWRITER

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Episode Twenty-Four: Eye's Well That Ends Well

In the forest, Tuerto goes through it, looking sternly. The time has come. He can sense his eye is near. Soon...Tuerto...no...Solara will have it...

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The storm has since passed since last night. Everyone went home the next day while Chris, who was injured for almost killing everyone with the game, is trying to recover. Lindsay hums happily while playing hopscotch with Nyx and CMC.

"Hee hee. Our turn, Miss Lindsay," Nyx said happily as she took a turn, hopping.

"Ooooh, I love this game." Lindsay said happily.

"So do we," Sweetie squeals happily.

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Lindsay: It's great to be playing normal games again. That last one...(shivering) Brrr. I am staying away from board games for a while.

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Meanwhile with Ezekiel, he looks surprised as Bridgette put a medal around him.

"So what's this?" Ezekiel ask Bridgette curiously.

"Lindsay talked to us last night and we decided. You will be our Spike." Bridgette explains with a smile, much to Ezekiel's surprise. "You may not be an Element holder, but you are a friend who is willing to do whatever it takes to help a friend."

"Aww, geez, Bridge; you're making me blush."

"Can't believe it; we're almost to the end." Katie said with a smile. "I know we're going to have a tough challenge to decide who will move on to the Final Three."

"Yeah...girls, if I lose...it's good making it this far and playing with you." Ezekiel said, hugging Katie and Bridgette.

"Awww, how sweet, Zeke. You know, for a former sexist, you aren't so bad."

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Ezekiel: I must confess, I didn't think I would make it this far. If I don't make it to the Final Three, at least I made it this far. If so...wow.

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Bridgette: Zeke was a sweet guy who came all this way since he was voted out for being a sexist freak back in Season 1 and was changed back from a monster from Seasons 3-5. I'm glad to be on the same game as him. (Pause) But I still got Geoff as a boyfriend.

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Just then, everyone saw a familiar chariot flying in. The Royal Sisters are arriving with Chris, Chef and Discord. Everyone gathers as the chariot lands then everyone got out.

"Good morning, every pony." Celestia said with a smile to the ponies who bow to her. "No bowing please. Stand up."

"Hey, Chris...enjoy being a mummy?" Rainbow asks Chris with a devilish smirk.

"Ha frigging ha." Chris remarks dryly to Rainbow. He is still in bandages, sling and cast. The host straightens up as he said, "All right, players, come forward!"

The players come forward as Discord announces, "Thanks for coming this far. It is now time for the FINAL elimination challenge."

"Wait, wait, FINAL elimination challenge," Bridgette said in confusion.

"Oh, did I forget to tell you? You're not competing in a Final Two for the final episode. You're competing in a Final THREE!" Chris smirked.

Everyone's eyes widened.

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Katie: (stunned) FINAL elimination challenge?! That never happened before. (Pause) Then again, we did a lot of things in this game that we never did before.

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"Didn't you do a Final Three like this before with Cody, Alvin and Heather?" Pinkie asks Chris curiously.

"Yes...and we decided to something out of Survivor." Chris explains to Pinkie, cringing a bit. "Luna, you explain the challenge. Pain killers..."

Chef roll his eyes as he gets a needle, sticking it in Chris, making him sigh. Luna explains to the players, "Now for this elimination challenge..."

"Are we fighting?" Lindsay interrupts Luna curiously.

"No, no fighting. We aren't doing rehashes. We will be...giving you tasks to do."

Celestia uses her magic to hold out a hat, floating it over to the players. She explains, "You will pull out a paper with a task written on it out of a hat. Whatever task you receive, you must complete by the end of the day; the one who is able to complete the task, shall be rewarded invincibility."

Well, that does better, so the players each take a paper and reads it.

Ezekiel reads his, "'Karma Anyone?'" What?"

"Oh, I’ve outdone myself this time." Chris said with a grin as Discord brings in a little filly. "This is Karma, the filly of the CMC from Las Pegasus."

"Hi, ponies." Karma said, waving to her CMC friends.

"Hi, Karma," The CMC exclaims, waving to her friend.

"So I gotta babysit a filly? No problem." Ezekiel said with a smile.

"Oh, there's more than just that." Ben said seriously to Ezekiel. "Karma is a balancer of good & bad karma. For those who don't know her special ability, Ezekiel must take care of her until her big brother comes to pick her up. Good luck and which I say that, I mean, some form of good or bad luck happens to those that are either fortunate or unfortunate, depending on what they get coming to them."

"Oh."

Bridgette reads her, "'Cragadile wrestling'."

Chris explains, "In that challenge, you have to wrestle a Cragadile to obtain a single rocky scale from its rock hid. Normally when a team gets the most rocky scales, they would win...but this time, it will be for you to done."

Katie reads her task, "'Timberwolf Firewood'."

"Hoo doggy; Looks like 'ya gotta 'git a big one." Applejack said to Katie seriously.

"In that task, you got to bring back a piece of wood from a Timberwolf to make a torch light out of it. But be wary, them wolves are not so friendly, and their bark is worse than their bite." Chris explains, laughing at his own pun.

Lindsay hums while reading her own task on the paper, "'Fishing has It's Kicks'. Ooooh, I get to fish?"

"Oh, this one is different. You got to catch some fish from either a river or lakes, whichever, and they need to be samyn Is put in the areas. Course, it'll be hard to catch since they are all Karate Samyn that will perform karate moves to make the challenge very difficult. And they say fishing calms the mind, not in this case.'"

"Oh, still fun!"

"Good luck, players." Celestia said to the players calmly yet concerned. "You may need it."

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Meanwhile, with the Playas Next Door, the five humans turned ponies came over as they looked over a house.

"Well, this seems to be the last stop." Sam said as he looked at the book. "Now, how do we get in?"

"I got this." Cody smiled as the others walked up to the door as Cody rang the doorbell.

A young purple furred pony with blue eyes, a wavy mane and a marker cutie mark answered the door.

"Hello there." Cody smiled. "We represent "The Talent Singers for Charity". We're trying to start a petition to get fire awful singers, and with your help we can stop Lady Gaga from ever singing again."

The purple pony blinked... then smiled. "Oh cool! Come on in!"

The five people smiled as they walked inside, following the purple pony as she started, "I've always hated awful singers, I've been trying to convince them Lady Gaga was terrible for ye- uh, are you holding duct tape?"

Brick, Sam, Sadie, Sierra and Cody smirked as Brick pulled some duct tape out and tore a piece off.

A few moments later, the purple pony, being tied up to the couch by use of duct tape, just watched as the five people smiled crazily as Sadie read the book. "According to this, we must dig through the floor to find the Voice of Religion, and once found, he will lead us to the eye."

"Then we'll start digging!" Brick said as everyone cheered as they were about to put their hooves down.

"I have a basement!" The purple pony glared.

Everyone stopped as they looked at each other as Sadie said, "Oh. Well... that works."

A moment later, they were going down to the basement as they heard voices.

"You always cheat!"

"Oh come on, you just run into bad luck!"

"Hmph! Back in my day, I was the best player in the world!"

"What best player are you mentioning, mate?"

"Boys, boys, come on, don't fight!"

The five blinked in confusion as Sam and Brick paused. Sam said, "Say, don't those sounds like the personas Mike does?"

"They do... but how would that be? We were told they were erased!" Brick said.

Brick, Sam, Sadie, Cody and Sierra carefully walked down as they saw... four versions of Mike... but they all looked different...

One version of Mike had an old pruny face with a closed eye as if in a wink. Another version of Mike had lipstick and eyelashes as 'she' rolled her eyes. Another version of Mike had a hat on, along with a rope on his shoulders, and the last version of Mike had no shirt on. The one with no shirt on smirks a bit as he switched cards with the old Mike without anybody noticing.

The girl version of Mike looked up and raised a hand. "Boys, hold the fire. We have company."

All five were in a stupor as Brick said, "Wait... aren't you Mike's personalities?"

"We are... we were." the shirtless Mike did a little bit of a 'so-so' reaction.

"Chester? Svetlana; Vito; Manitoba Smith," Sam said in shock. "You're all real?"

"More or less; let's just say, we're not the personalities of Mike YOU guys know." Manitoba Smith explained.

"But we thought you became one with Mike." Sadie said. "At least, that's what he told us, he pushed a reset button and you all merged with him together to cure his MPD."

"We did, but just because we 'merged' with Mike doesn't mean his MPD is entirely cured. Sure, he may have attained our strengths, but he can't really 'summon' us anymore. Mike still has a little MPD, but it's not as major as it once was." Vito explained.

"Yeah, at best, he'll probably still have one or two new personas sneaking around somewhere within his body, Mike just hasn't found them yet." Chester explained.

"You see, after we merged with new bodies, we became new people by help of some God that was called... eh, I want to say, Mary?" Svetlana asked.

"Marcie." Vito rolled her eyes.

"Right; That girl," Svetlana said. "She told us though we are now spirits, we can still wander and help those in need."

"What were you doing under this pony's house?" Cody asked.

"The better question is, what is that pony doing in OUR house!?" Chester frowned. "Seriously, we moved in for at least three years, and she just moved in a couple months ago!"

"Wait... three years?" Sadie frowned. "But... Mike pushed the reset button on you months ago."

"Eh, there was some time warp thing involved... we don't know." Vito said.

The five blinked as Sadie started to open her mouth. "Boy, won't Mike be surprised to see you guys. He's been actually missing you, and..."

"Look, kids, let me say something..." Chester started. "I think it's best that Mike doesn't figure out we're still alive... not yet."

"We only want to make him happy by giving him his normal life... and plus, Mal is gone forever, probably in a different dimension... us being here, well, it would make Mike worry." Svetlana explained.

"AND it would basically confuse the hell out of him." Vito rolled his eyes.

"We want to see Mike again, we really do... but for now, we want to keep ourselves scarce, so keep this between us, okay?" Manitoba said.

All five paused... as they nodded. Brick then said, "All right. Say, is there a 'Voice of Religion' down here?"

"Oh yeah. Just go inside and find the box." Chester said as he pointed to another room. "Be wary, he likes to keep himself good and hidden in boxes."

All five of them nodded as they started to go into the room, hoping to find the Voice of Religion...

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Meanwhile, back with Katie, she was getting ready to do her task as she saw a pack of Timberwolves coming by.

"Okay... here we go..." Katie took a deep breath.

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Katie: I need to make sure I don't screw this up... this is going to be a Final Three, so I'm going to make sure this counts! I want to be in for the final FINAL challenge so maybe I can win this!

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Meanwhile, with Bridgette, she saw a bunch of Cragadiles walking around as Bridgette sighed. "How come we've never HEARD of most of these characters? Well, better get the rocky scales..."

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Bridgette: Nothing personal, but before this challenge, NOBODY brought up ANYTHING on Cragadiles or this Karma pony... or these Samyn creatures. Timberwolves we've heard about, but not the rest. Oh well, hopefully as time goes on, we can get some MORE explanations... on what to do...

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The scene returns to Bridgette sneaking around in the Everfree Forest where she has now identified the Cragadiles; they resemble that of a crocodile, but their hides are covered in rocks and rock spires. The girl had to go and get herself some little gear for protection, boots, gloves, some sorta cushion armor and a helmet since….SHE HAS TO WRESTLE ONE OF THESE THINGS!

“Okay…gotta wrestle one of these guys and take back their rocky scales. Oh man, I hope I don’t get eaten.” Bridgette spoke quietly to herself in seeing this will be tricky to do.

The Cragadiles were slowly moving about to go into the swampy waters of the forest. But there was a little one that was seen bringing up the rear. While it’s clear no one would dare come to face to face against a fully grown Cragadile, but…what about one that is still small.

“Heaaaahhh!” Then Bridgette pops out of the bushes and wrestles on top of the little one that was about her size.

The little Cragadile snarls to move around in trying to get rid of whoever is on its back, but the surfer girl has handle rough waves tougher then what this little guy is dishing out.

“Chris said I had to wrestle one to obtain a single rocky scale from its hide, good thing he didn’t say there was an age different to go after the fully grown ones.” Bridgette issued off the matter of where she just needs a rocky scale from a Cragadile, so the best chance she has is to get one from a smaller Cragadile that isn’t as strong as a full adult version.

The surfer girl was wrestling to hold on tight, this maybe the littlest Cragadile, but it sure packs a little wallop. Bridgette rode on the beast for what seem like fifteen minutes, wrestling to stay on tight, and try to pull off a rocky scale from its body. Finally, when the creature ran and then stopped, it said throw Bridgette off….but the girl landed on her butt while seeing her hand grasp something; a broken off rocky scale of a Cragadile.

“Yes! Now to….” Bridgette cheered in seeing she got what she needs; now she’ll need to…

Just then, more snarling voices are heard that made the surfer girl slowly begin to see that she was now completely surrounded on many sides by angry fully grown Cragadiles.

“Eh-heh…..hi,” Bridgette nervously spoke in seeing she has company, and not looking too thrill to meet her.

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Bridgette (speaking concern with worry): As a girl that survived being attacked by a bear, being surrounded by reptiles who have hard bodies…didn’t seem to fill me with confidence.

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We find Ezekiel was doing his part of a task, taking care of Karma until her big brother Joey Dice comes to pick her up. The two are seen going for a nice walk into town, and while there, see the many things going about by the town’s folk.

“So Karma, what do you wanna do?” Ezekiel asked off in what the girl here wants to do now.

“Can I go and play with my friends?” Karma asked from seeing her CMC pals in Ponyville playing near a field.

“Sure eh, don’t see why not.” Ezekiel shrug off to say in not seeing any harm of doing that.

“Great! Thanks…” Karma happily responded in hearing she could go.

Zeke watches as Karma joins Apple bloom, Sweetie Belle & Scootaloo in their daily games of trying to earn their Cutie Marks; the latter three that is since Karma already has one.

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Ezekiel: I don’t get what could be so hard, eh? I think I probably got the easiest task, don’t’cha know? What could go wrong?

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Ezekiel watches as Karma was happily playing around with Apple Bloom, Sweetie Belle & Scootaloo, no worries, no care, just simple kid-like behavior.

“Hay Karma, wanna help us find our talents?” Apple Bloom asked the girl if she could help them with something.

“Sure thing,” Karma nods off to say in liking to help.

“Maybe you can help us; maybe what we need is some luck.” Sweetie Belle stated in what they need is good luck to help them in this task.

“I can help try, so which talent are you going for?” Karma asked in wondering what luck they need here.

“Well there’s this thought of going so fast in a circle, we could get Spin Cutie Marks. Or we just get dizzy, wanna shot at it?” Scootaloo spoke off in sounding eager to try getting that type of Cutie Mark.

“Well, I never got dizzy before…sure, why not? Sounds like fun!” Karma responded in not have done something like that, so it could be interesting

Now Karma & the CMC were setting themselves up near a tall tree. Scootaloo got on her scooter, the others were in her wagon, and the little dare-devil filly flap her wings to give her speed. And soon they are spinning around and around a tree trying to go so fast, they ‘wee’ while making a little swirly wind blow off the trees leaves and twigs and anything else above.

“Ain’t that cute, running around that tree, making little winds blow off them leaves, twigs, bees, and…Wait, what?” Ezekiel was stating in what he saw from afar, but then did a double take of what he overlook.

Soon upon closer inspection, what the fillies were doing was not only blowing off the stuff above the tree, it also house a hive nest filled with….

“Yikes! Bees! Hey, wait…..watch out for them…” Ezekiel yelps in seeing this as he races off to protect the fillies.

But soon from a final turn, the CMC spin away from the tree, but not before the bee hive gave out from too much tension on a weak branch.

“Crackfruvhplushvmm…" At that moment, the hive fell and shattered to pieces on the ground when Ezekiel arrived. "Biizizizizizizi…." And from that busted hive came a lot of bees swarming together, looking and sounding mad, at the one they find guilty in disturbing them.

"Oh boy eh, this looks bad….WAAAAAAUUUGHHHHH!” Ezekiel responded to himself in what he just walked in here before quickly screaming and running for his life. Soon the scene shows Zeke fleeing a useless moment from a swarm of upsets angry bees….the stingers of the first thing to watch out for, as they came flying at the boy.

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Ezekiel (stun all over in pain): Ouchy! Okay, so maybe I hit a snag of bad luck, but come on eh? That was just one little misfortunate, right eh?

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We find Ezekiel was looking for Karma and the CMC, he just managed to lose the killer bees, but not before getting serious stun all over.

“Okay, where are them ponies now, eh?” Ezekiel asked off in where the fillies have gotten to now.

Then the home-school player hears giggling voices, Karma and her friends were seen fine, they seem to be waddling around, looking all dizzy and stuff.

“Wow, I’m real dizzy!” Karma exclaimed to say as they were all super-dizzy.

“Ah know, right?” Apple Bloom nods off to say while still seeing stars.

“This is so amazing!” Sweetie Belle happily shouted while being all loopy-like.

“Spin Cutie Marks, here we come!” Scootaloo cheered in seeing they are gonna get their talents discovered.

But without looking, they bumped into Derpy who just so happen to be carrying a jar of marbles and they were spilled out.

“Awww, I lost my marbles! And I just collected them!” Derby moans to complain in seeing her marble collection just got spilt out.

“Wait, marbles?” Ezekiel widened his eyes in hearing that statement, that can’t be good.

Soon the boy sees where Karma & the dizzy CMC were going, heading for the marbles, and if they slip on those, they can get seriously hurt!

“Watch out for the Marble-Aaaaahhhhs!” Zeke ran over to push the fillies from tripping on the marbles, only he didn’t stop in time to skid on the marbles himself. “Clopowwwvhmmm….CLAMP-CLAMP-CLAMP-CLAMP!/Ow-Ow-Ow-Ow-Owwwww!” Then in another nut shell, the boy slipped down a secret basement door and fell down, only to set off a chain reaction and was getting trapped…..IN BEAR TRAPS! “WHY WOULD ANY PONY NEED THIS MANY BEAR TRAPS!? EH?” Ezekiel was heard yelling from below in having been caught up in such bad luck predicaments, yet who in their right minds own such things to begin with.

“Hey, did someone leave the backdoor into my booby trap section opened?” Pinkamena was heard off afar in the room in asking who forgot to shut the door and relearn who the bear traps belong to.

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Ezekiel (covered in bandages & wraps while looking messy and still had a bear trap on him, looked to be in more pain): Ah, I’m starting to see that maybe my luck isn’t going out so smoothly after all, eh? Maybe I should be careful in what I do, the next thing I know, I may end up like Justin covered in bandages and bruises, eh?

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We now find Lindsay by a little river outside of town that seems connected to a lake. The girl was packing some fishing gear and a net to help her catch some fish.

“Okay, time to check some fish!” Lindsay sat down after setting herself up, time to catch some fish.

Some minutes had passed and the girl was reading TEEN Magazines then actually fishing. She just left her fishing rod on a stand and waited for it to react if she catches something, but no luck.

“Hugh, maybe the fish aren’t biting. I thought fish love jewelry as bait.” Lindsay sighs in feeling like she won’t be getting any fish; that was soon cut short apparently. “Wait, I think I got something!” Yes, she saw something happening that earn her attention.

The girl approached her lonely fishing rod, and waited to see if the fish would be snagged in, but…it broke off.

“Hugh, did it get away?” Lindsay asked puzzled in seeing that action.

“Hiiiyaaahh/Kurchop,” For without warning, a lone fish leaped from the water and delivered a karate chop right on Lindsey's nose.

"Ow! That wasn't very nice!" Lindsay yelped off in shock, what was that about?

"Ka-Pow," Then Lindsay yelped again when some fish that jump up had chopped her behind the girl's neck when distracted.

"Again," Lindsay exclaimed in seeing what just happened to her.

"Whack-Whack," But then the girl also got attacked by fish jumping and attacking below her knees that knock her down in the water.

"Ouchy; Hey now," Lindsay cringed out from feeling that last attack bruising her a bit.

"Whipfruvhm…." One fish came up that delivered a punch to Lindsay's elbow when she was distracted.

"Ow, hey; quit it!" Lindsay yelped off to rub her aching shoulder; that was not a very funny thing to do.

"Kickvhmmm…" Another fish came out that kicked the little princess blondie from her behind that made her fall all the way into the water and get all muddy.

"Ow, that wasn't very nice." Lindsay moans to complain against these little fish devils.

Soon Lindsay was really having her hands fully trying to fish out these Karate Samyn. But every time she tried to capture any with a net, they pop up in front or back to give her their karate treatment. And when the girl let her defense down, they would end up kicking her butt, literally and so forth; Lindsay's gonna be having a hard time facing off against such errors of the deep here, and it won't be pretty.

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Lindsay (looking like she's all wet, muddy, and aching from any part of her body that was hurting from what got her): Man, I thought fishing would be fun, but something fishy is going on here that instead of me catching fish…they’re catching me off guard and kicking my butt? (Then without warning, more Karate Samyn appeared in the chat box room to deliver more karate chops while making the girl scream in surprise before the camera gets all static)

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Meanwhile, with Katie, she was sighing as she was eyeing the timberwolves nervously as they were crawling around, protecting their wood.

"I'm going to need an easy target... but what?" Katie paused.

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"T-t-t-t-t-t-TIMBER," A voice called as a tree suddenly fell down.

(Male Chorus)

Thomas Timberwolf,

With your great big woody tail!

Thomas Timberwolf,

Loping down the timber trail!

Thomas Timberwolf,

With the great big moon he's callin',

But his forest friends wish he would quit that awful caterwallin'!

A lot of yodeling was heard until another "TIMBER!" was heard as we hear another tree falling down.

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Nearby the forest, a timberwolf was examining his piece of wood as he sighed. This timberwolf was different from the other timberwolves. For one, he was not really ferocious, but rather drawn like a Chuck Jones character. His wood ears were more pointed like Wile E. Coyote's, his smile was that of a Chuck Jones-drawn smile, and he was standing on two legs as opposed to four.

The timberwolf then said in a British accent (similar to Wile E. Coyote's accent), "It's a droll state of affairs, I tell you, when the noblest of woodland creatures gets one of the droll jobs in the world. If anything, I'd rather a more... heavenly state of affairs..."

The timberwolf then turned towards the camera and started talking to it. "Allow me to introduce myself; Name's Thomas T. Wolf. Thomas, after my daddy, and T, for..."

The timberwolf then froze up a bit as he started stuttering, "T-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t-t..." The timberwolf then shouted out at the top of his lungs, "TIMBER!"

A tree then fell on top of Thomas Timberwolf, crushing him. A saw then appeared out of the tree bark as it sawed a circle around and Thomas pushed the circle out of the fallen tree as he looked over at the camera.

"You'll kindly excuse me for taking issue with the old saying that sticks and stones may break my bones, but names will never hurt me, because in this particular instance... they do. And quite a bit, I might add; Why, simply the mere articulation of...'THAT' word; T-t-t-t-TIMBER!"

Another tree then fell on Thomas Timberwolf once again. A drill then popped out of the tree as Thomas pushed the corkscrew through the wood, making another hole as he popped out of it. "And a tree falls over and hits me right square on the noggin. It's very disconcerting. But there ARE advantages."

Thomas smirked as he pointed to a blue bird up a tree. "You see that bird in yonder tree? Mister Audibon calls it a blue-tailed fly catcher. I call it supper. Allow me to demonstrate."

Thomas then popped in and out, now wearing a bib as he put a pot under the branch of a nearby tree. "Place pot by tree... here."

Thomas then ran a little far away as he stood a good distance, "Then, a judicious retreat to a safe distance. And dinner is served."

Thomas coughed... then yelled, "TIMBER!!" at the top of his lungs.

Unfortunately, he was near ANOTHER tree, which then fell over and hit him square in the noggin, causing the pot to fall over and land on his head. Thomas Timberwolf sighed, "Dinner's going to be a little late tonight."

Thomas sighed as he put the pot on his head. "Oh well... until then, I have wood to keep watch over... I wouldn't want to lose it quickly..."

Unknown to Thomas Timberwolf, Katie was nearby as she watched...

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Katie: And bingo, I think I found my target! I bet I can trick this timberwolf into losing his wood! (Pause) That didn't come out right...