The Return of Jafar: KH 2

Out in the desert near a well somewhere, a pile of sand begins to move. Suddenly it exploded as a familiar Nobody came out spitting out sand in annoyance. It's Axel.

Axel: Finally, out of that sand trap. Great.

Axel got himself loose. His bottom is stuck inside the card he and Xemnas, who got tricked into becoming a powerful being like Mickey only to end up trapped in a black card, are trapped in.

Axel: (sighs) I have an itching feeling even though us Nobodies aren't suppose to had any. I got sand in places I didn't know existed.

Xemnas: (inside the card) Shut up Axel! Are we out yet?!

Axel: (mocking) Are we out yet? Are we out yet? (Snappish) Of course we are, Superior! No thanks to you.

Axel then struggles to get his bottom half out.

Axel: I'd swear, if my bottom wasn't stuck somehow in that card with you, you would be still be down there rotting for all I don't care!

Suddenly the black card glows a purple card and send Axel flying out, bottom and all. The former Organization XIII member crashed into some sand nearby.

Xemnas: Now that's done, get me out of here so I may have my revenge.

Axel gets up and groans.

Axel: Tell you what. Wait until I recovered...when I feel like it!

Xemnas: (yelling) Just do it you fire-headed fool!

Axel frowns as he walks back to the black card.

Axel: Uh yeah. At least I wasn't a fool like you are. For a Nobody, you really are a Nobody if it weren't for me.

Xemnas: (furious) WHAT?!

Axel: Memorize this, Xemnas. Who came up with the good ideas besides the rest of the now dead Organization? ME! Who did all the work while you just sit there? ME!

Xemnas: Don't forget, if it weren't for me, you would never become a part of Organization XIII and your Heartless would still be with you. And you would be your usual self, a boring boring nerd!!!!

Axel looks furious. To express his angry he is, he begins to sing.

Axel: (singing) That's it!
I've had it!
I hate to be dramatic,
But it's time for me to blow the coop

The card shoots out an energy blast at Axel who dodges it.

Axel: (singing) Terrific!
Fine!
I'm drawin' the line
Before my snout winds up in soup!

Axel smirks as he picks up the black card and goes to the well nearby.

Axel: (singing) I was a fool to let you run the show
(normal) Oh hey, Xemnas. Since Organization XIII is no longer around, you are no longer the Superior so I don't have to bother with you anymore! But trust me, this isn't killing you. More like...relocating you!

Axel held the card over the well as he continues singing.

Axel: (singing) I'm cuttin' ya loose, pal!
Look out below!

Axel throws the card down the well. We hear Xemnas screams as the card fell to the bottom.

Xemnas: (screaming) You will pay for this, Axelllllllll!

Axel just waves goodbye as he continues.

Axel: (singing) Arrividerci!
C'est la vie!
Hope all goes well!
I'm lookin' out for me!

With a nod, Axel disappears using his usual teleporting thing. Later, he reappears in Radiant Garden and begins to walk around.

Axel: Ah, Radiant Garden. Just a big apple ripe for the picking. And I am the one holding the tweezers!

Axel stops and sees Rabbit looking at him as he fixes his garden, not taking the Nobody seriously. Axel got in his face as he snapped.

Axel: So, don't believe me, long ears?!
(Singing) Okay! I'm bittle,
Been playin' tank and fiddle,
And I don't get no respect.

Rabbit grabs a tomato and throw it at him. Axel dodges it as he places his arm around Setzer who looks at him oddly.

Axel: (singing) I turn the other cheek,
But this bruised nose
Is the only thanks that I get!

At a fruit stand where Pete is working, Axel swipes some fruit into his cloak.

Axel: (singing) I never found a friend that I can trust
They promise caviar,
And leave me eatin' dust!

Axel sees what he's going and swipes at him with a sword. Axel got out of the way in time and landed on the top of a wildebeest (like from the Pride Land level). He sighs as he sat down.

Axel: (singing) That's some reward for loyalty
From here on in,
I'm lookin' out for me!

He eats some of the grapes he just stole. At a jewelry stand, Will Turner was looking at a diamond pleased. To his shock, he sees Axel wearing a bunch of jewels in a million of reflection. Putting the diamond down, he sees Axel right in front of him.

Axel: (singing) Oh, I don't need nobody else.
I'll never fail
I'll cover my own tail

Will Turned angrily tries to grabbed him but Axel dodges too quickly for him. More of the shopkeepers try to grab him but he kept teleporting and/or using his Fire attacks on them.

Axel: (singing) I… can… take… care… of myself!

Axel then got on the top of a Darkside Heartless dancing on top of it with various Nobodies as he continues to sing.

Axel: (singing)

Axel: (singing) You know, guys, it just don't pay
To give a hoot
I'm givin' all my heart
What do I get?
The boot!
I'm through with that,
I'm roaming free
So with all things considered,
I'm lookin' out for me!

Axel finishes singing as he puts his knees on the Darkside's head. Suddenly he is hit by an blast knocking the jewels off of him and knocking him off of the Darkside. Axel fell into some barrels nearby. As he looks, Pete, Will Turner, and many others looks angry with him.

Pete: Steal from us again, see, and the next time you go near a Heartless, you will be their FOOOD!

Axel: (mumbling) Memorized this: never be distracted while singing.