TNFH Season 4 Episode 20

Author's note
Faster than a speeding bullet and more powerful than a bunch of damn critics, it's time for the next episode of Toon Neighbors from Hell!

Episode 20: Luthor: Loser

(We fade in to outside LexCorp as we hear the usual narrator)

Narrator: Attention, folks, will you stay on your asses and watch this brand new episode of Toon Neighbors from Hell? Now applaud for your hosts Lilo, Cream, Stitch and Cheese!

(The audience applaud as the usual hosts appear)

Lilo: Hey folks. Welcome back to Toon Neighbors from Hell. We don't live next to these guys but humiliating the hell out of them is enough for us!

Cream: In our last episode, we send Jimbo Jones from Springfield packing without his luggage, and after we stop by the hotel on Fantasy Island to check in with our friends and family, we are back to humiliate a big meanie.

Stitch: Ih, weega are in front of LexCorp, owned by that Superman stupid head asshole Lex Luthor.

Cheese: Chao, chao, chao.

Lilo: Big villain, yes, but he has been pestering Superman and Metropolis for many years now. Well, it's about time we rip that bastard a new one, right folks?

Audience: (offscreen) HELL YEAH!

Cream: Goodie!

Shadow: (V.O.) All right, folks, we are ready to roll it! Give our audience some great pranks.

Cream: Thanks, Shadow. Kenny, you ready?

Kenny: (V.O.) Rolling and ready!

Lilo: We are going to perform six spanking ass pranks on baldy in this episode so do not get away. We are going to do some stuff!

Cheese: Chao, chao, chao!

(The group enters the place and grabs some bugs as well as a trick cigar and a whoopie cushion nearby. Now they took the elevator up and quickly goes into the bathroom as Lex left his office. Once the asshole's gone, they left and sneak into the office)

Lilo: Okay, what to do, what to do....

(Cream smirks as she put the whoopie cushion in Lex's desk)

Cream: Hee hee hee.

(Stitch take the bugs and put them onto Lex's coat, then put the trick cigar into the pocket)

Stitch: This is going to be great.

Lilo: All right, let's get our asses out of here.

Kenny: (V.O.) Wait up!

(The group leaves the room and took the next elevator down. Lex returns)

Lex: Now let's see what evil plans I got for that moron Man of Steel today...

(Lex sat down...and farted, much to his shock. The audience laugh like hell as he removes the whoopie cushion)

Lex: (angrily) What the hell?!

(Lex curse and yell angrily. He breath in and out trying to recover as he left his desk. The villain put his coat on...then yelp as he scratch like mad)

Lex: AHHHHH! DAMN IT, OUCH, OUCH! AHHHHHHH!

(The audience laughs like mad. On the next floor, our hosts got off the elevator)

Cheese: Chao, chao, chao.

Lilo: Right. So far, we have done two more tricks. The third trick should come later...long enough to get the next three damn tricks ready!

Stitch: Funny revenge on ass!

(In another room,. Lilo takes a big rubber band and a screwdriver out of a huge ass box. Now the heroes enter a part of the factory.)

Stitch: Meega got an idea. Lilo, unscrew that thing in the floor really quickly.

(Lilo nods as she got to work as Stitch goes into a waiting room. The alien grabs a rug before coming back. Meanwhile with Lex, the villain took a lighter out and begins to like the trick cigar)

Lex: Well, got those damn bugs off...sigh, a little smoke can clear things up for me.

(After it was lit, Lex put the cigar in his mouth. Suddenly it explode in his face, causing the audience to laugh at this. After recovering, the villain begins to curse like mad)

Lex: Damn, damn, damn it!!!

(Lex breaths in and out as he continues on. Now, after Lilo had taken the big title off the floor, revealing a hole in it, Stitch covers the hole with the rug)

Stitch: Heh heh heh.

Cream: (notice) Uh oh. Lex is coming.

(The group hide in the same room Stitch was in before just as the big asshole came in. He notice the rug on the floor)

Lex: The men must be getting fancy. Oh well, time to expect that new machine that will help me rid me of Superman for good.

(Lex steps onto the rug on his way to another room...but scream as he fell right through the hole in the floor, cursing in the darkness below. The audience laughs like mad)

Lilo: All right! Four pranks down, two more to go!

Cream: I got an idea on how to make the last two pranks so cooool!

Cheese: Chao, chao, chao.

Lilo: Every prank are cool, Cream, but go ahead and help us set them up.

(Now Stitch is seen opening a crate nearby as Cheese paste a label on the back. Cream grabs a remote control and use it to open a gate nearby where the back of a truck is waiting)

Lilo: All right. Now for the first part of this combined trick...

(Lilo quickly nail the rubber band into a door. Nearby, we see Lex, who recover, looking at his machine)

Lex: Perfect. This machine is enough to go fast and catch up to Super doofus! Say, I got this big urge to test this thing out! Maybe kill some assholes while I'm at it! Ha ha ha ha!

(Lex got into the machine and begins driving. The villain drove into a familiar room, not seeing the damn rubber band. That is until he hit it causing him to yelp while the band begins stretching with Lex in it)

Lex: Gah!

(Soon Lex is send flying back out of the machine and into the box which close and seal him in. Soon the box itself is send flying right into the back of the truck, the gate close a few seconds later)

Driver: All right, boys, let's take these boxes to the South Park! We got a quota to filled!

(The audience laughs like mad as the truck drove away with the trapped villain in the box inside it. Lilo's group laugh like mad)

Lilo: All right!

Stitch: Stupid head got boxed in, big time!

Cream: Yep. That may not stop him from bothering Superman but it should gave him one hell of a headache!

(The audience laugh and applaud some more)

Lilo: Folks, that's it for today's episode. Join us next time when we return to Acme Acres to pull pranks on that mean rich boy, Montana Max. Until then...

Cheese: Chao, chao, chao!

(The hosts wave goodbye as we fade to black, ending this frigging episode)