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TNFH Season 4 Episode 18

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Al right folks, time to get back to some serious pranking and ass kicking, Sam and Max style! Let's do this!!!

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Episode 18: Freelance Pranksters

(We cut to a familiar DeSoto driving through the city as we hear a familiar voice.)

Narrator: No, folks, you are not seeing things, this is how our hellva next episode of Toon Neighbors from Hell begin! Get ready for our hosts, Lilo, Cream, Stitch and Cheese!

(In the back of the DeSoto, we see Lilo, Cream, Stitch and Cheese riding in the back facing the camera as the audience applaud)

Lilo: Hey folks, welcome back to another great episode of Toon Neighbors from Hell where we will be the doing bullying via pranks.

Cream: Right. Our last episode shows what happened if you piss off the wrong people especially if you're a bully named Dash Baxter. In this episode, we will be picking on one certain individual.

Stitch: Helping us are our pals and keepers of the peace, even if they break them into peaces, the Freelance Police Sam and Max!

(The camera turns to Sam and Max who wave to the it)

Sam and Max: Hey kids!

Cheese: Chao, chao, chao.

Lilo: So Sam, Max, tell us about the bully you will be helping us kick the crap out of today.

Max: Well, Lilo, it's one bully who pester us years ago. His name is Melvin Hargraves, Swaggering poster boy for unchecked bullyism. He gave Sam pink bellies in his puppy years.

Sam: (frowns) Pink bellies...I hated those. To this day, I hate those. (angrily) CURSE YOU, MELVIN HARGRAVES!

Cream: Whoa, relax, Sam. That is what we're here for. To help you treat him a lesson.

Sam: Well, we kinda did in the time traveling incident...but hell, who are we to not give seconds?

Stitch: Ih!

Lilo: (to camera) We are almost where Melvin Hargraves is at right now. He is going to be the victim of six pranks today so stick around! We will give him hell!

Max and Stitch: Sweet!

(The group got out of the vehicle and look through a window in the building. Melvin is smirking as he get a paper out for a customer)

Melvin: Here's your bill. $100! You will pay at the end of the month or else your pet get repossessed!!

Lilo: Looks like Melvin is cheating his patients who own the pets that he check.

Cream: Or overcharging them. The guy is a vet.

Max: Don't remind me. Shall we make Melvin regret that he existed?

Sam: Can't think of a reason not to.

(The group sneak into the building. Max smirks as he take a bowl of nuts nearby and waited until Melvin goes into the next room. Now the rabbit dumped the stuff over the goddamn floor)

Max: Heh heh heh.

Sam: The old marbles on the floor only with nuts...and we're the nuts dropping the nuts.

Stitch: (dryly) Don't do that again.

(Cheese rang the bell before the group hide in another room)

Melvin: Coming! Hold your...

(Melvin came in and slip on the nuts causing him to yelp and fell to the floor, making the audience laugh. The jerk got up and curse like mad)

Mevlin: Son of a bitch Grrrr!

Cream: (giggles) Stupid head.

Stitch: Stitch could've told you that.

(The group goes into a room where a pet is sitting on an examination bed. Sam smirks as he switch the signs label 'Go up' or 'go down' quickly)

Sam: All right. Here we go.

(Cream pick up some glue as they enter the next room. Now Lilo take some scissors out of a table)

Lilo: This oughta be useful.

(Max picks up a pen quickly. Back in the room, Melvin groans as he enter the room where the sitting pet was at)

Melvin: Okay, time to raise you up so I can shot ya in the ass.

(The pet looks worried as Melvin press the lever with his foot which he thought cause the bed to go up fast. Instead, the examination bed itself went down fast and crush his foot causing Melvin to scream in pain)

Melvin: AHHHHHH!!!

(The audience laughs as the creep got his foot free before yelling and cursing a bit.)

Melvin: What is going on here?!

(In another room, the group saw a nasty looking dog tied to a table nearby with a paper that said 'Warning: Dog must be kept tied on leash at all times when give shots. Lilo smirks as she use the scissors to cut the rope near the dog's neck)

Lilo: Heh heh heh.

(Cream pour some glue onto the floor before she and others leave the room. Melvin enter a few seconds later)

Melvin: (to dog) Okay, you little asshole. Your time. You're going to get your shots and you can't attack me because you're tied up!

(Melvin grabs a needle and lean it towards the dog. Suddenly the monster, no longed tied up, jump at the jerk causing him to yelp as he got jumped onto the floor, getting mauled. As the audience laughs. Melvin tried to escape but the glue stuck him to the floor, allowing him to get mauled. Outside, the hosts laugh)

Cream: Is that a 3rd prank or a 4th one?

Sam: (smirk) 3rd. Here's our idea for the 4th one.

(Sam goes into another and grab a big snake quickly. Now the group wait outside a room as Melvin, torn a bit, is in his office changing pants that got ripped)

Melvin: (angrily) Who let that asshole out?! I swear....

(Sam grabs the belt and switch it with the snake)

Sam: Heh heh heh.

Cheese: Chao, chao, chao.

Max: This is going to be cool.

(Melvin grab the snake and unknowingly put it around his waist. The frowning pet angrily squeeze the jerk causing him to gasp in pain as the audience laughs like yell.)

Lilo: Oh yes, that's a fourth prank all right! Sweet!

Cream: We got two more to go. I can't wait!!!

(Cheese grabs a wrench as the group goes over to a chair, messing with it.)

Cheese: (giggling) Chao, chao, chao.

(Max pick up some paper and write a letter to it. The rabbit grabs a phone and call a number)

Max: Hey, Road Runner Delivery Service? I need a letter send ASAP.

(Soon the Road Runner appears making the usual beep beeps.)

Sam: (grins) Now that's service.

(Max gave the letter to the Road Runner (as well as some bird seed) before it left.)

Lilo: Okay, now all we gotta do...is wait.

(A while letter, the pissed off Melvin came in, the snake no longer around his waist)

Melvin: Damn it, if I caught the asshole who is pulling this s**t on me...

(Melvin sat down in a chair...but yelp as it collapse sending him to the ground. He got up and scream and curse while the audience laugh)

Melvin: Jesus, what the hell could go wrong now?!

(Suddenly the doors of the office slammed open as two guys in white jacket appear, putting Melvin in a strait jacket)

Melvin: Hey, what is this?!

White guy: We got a letter that some vet, you of course, is going crazy due to some mishaps here.

White guy #2: Right. We're taking you to the doctor to get some help before you go out of your damn mind.

Melvin: Wait, wait! I was framed!!!

(Melvin scream as he is taken out of the office while the audience laugh at this. The hosts appear with some laughs of their own)

Lilo: Oh yeah, looks like we put one over him. But Sam, Max, who did you write to?

Sam: An old 'pal' of ours who is familiar with Melvin. He is going to get just a frigging pain in the ass.

Max: A whole lot of pain in the ass!

(The audience laugh once more)

Cream: (to camera) Well, folks, I think it's safe to say that another bully has been conquered. Melvin Hargraves was sure frigging asking for it.

Lilo: Yep. We like to thank Sam and Max for helping in today's episode.

Freelance Police: You're welcome!

Lilo: Join us next time where we return to Springfield to kick the crap out of another bully Jimbo Jones. Until then...

All: Bye!

(The hosts wave to the audience as they applaud before we fade to black. We fade back in to Melvin on a familiar operating table, screaming in terror.)

Melvin: NO! NOT YOU AGAIN! AHHHHH!

(Indeed, we see a familiar octopus holding a very dangerous booster shot)

Melvin: AHHHHHH!

Octopus: Now, this may sting a bit.

(The needle near him as he screamed in terror. We fade to black for the last time, ending the damn episode)
Sam and Max guest-stars as Lilo and the hosts help them pull some pranks on their old bully nemesis, Melvin Hargraves.
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Morty340's avatar
LOL, Melvin got what he deserved! :XD: