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TNFH Season 18 Episode 109

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Episode 109: Adventure is Torture

(We cut to inside a blimp in the sky which is flying. We hear familiar music in the background)

Announcer: Folks, things are looking "Up" for you! You are now watching the newest episode of...

Audience: TOON NEIGHBORS FROM HELL!!!

Announcer: Damn straight! And now, your hosts!

(The audience applauds as Lilo's group came in, waving to the crowd)

Lilo: Hey folks, welcome to Toon Neighbors from Hell. If you're tuning in, welcome again. If you've been joining us...

Cream: (giggles) Hi there, friend.

Stitch: Well, weega have a hellva lot of fun, torturing King Salizar in the previous episode. But our season isn't done just yet.

Lilo: Right. This time around, we're going to torture a legendary icon kind crazy. His name is Charles Muntz.

Cheese: Chao, chao, chao.

Lilo: In the movie "Up", he was looking for a legendary bird thought to not be real...and tried to kill an old man and a kid while trying to get it, endangering the bird's babies doing so.

Stitch: Meega got kids of Stitch's own...so I know how pissed Stitch is.

Cream: Right, time we made a fool out of him, right?

Audience: YEAH!

Sam: (V.O.) The target is in place, unknown to him.

Max: (V.O.) Time to kick some butt!

Lilo: Right. We got 4 pranks to do in this episode. So join us, won't you folks?

Audience: YEAH!

Cream: Let's go!

(The group walk down into a room. They sneak past one of Muntz's dogs, entering the kitchen.)

Lilo: Okay, let's see what we can find here.

(Lilo goes through the fridge and found an egg. She puts it in the microwave and turns the thing on.)

Lilo: Hee hee.

(Stitch smirks as he took a bottle of pills, emptying it, taking some pills out, tossing them into Muntz's drink which is on a table)

Stitch: All right, weega started 2 pranks.

Cream: Right. 2 more to go.

(The two leaves through the door. They quick hid behind a vase as Muntz goes past, heading into the kitchen. The group rush into the museum. Cheese flew around, grabbing a pin from a one from one of the museums, the lower part)

Cheese: Chao, chao, chao.

Cream: Good work, Cheese.

Lilo: Now, one more prank.

(In the kitchen, Muntz came in, then yelps as he spots the mess in the microwave)

Muntz: What the...?!

(The audience laughs as Muntz yells out angrily, jumping up and down furiously.)

Muntz: What is this?! What a mess!!!! I told those damn dogs...

(Muntz calms down then fixes the mess. He then goes to his drink and grab it)

Muntz: Ugh. I need a drink after years of failing to get that damn bird. Stupid old man and kid. Who are they to tell me that I can't take it back home to prove me right?

(Muntz drinks down the drink fast. But then he yelps, feeling a rumble)

Muntz: Gah!

(Muntz rush out of the kitchen then rush down the hallway into the bathroom. The audience laughs as he sat on the toilet, crapping into it hard)

Muntz: Ouch! What the hell?! AAAAAARGH!!!!!

(The audience laughs as Muntz groans a bit)

Muntz: I knew it. Prankers....

(Speaking of which, we see Lilo's group going near a door. Stitch unlocks it and opens it. Cream then nails a net to the outside with Cheese's help somehow before closing the door. Lilo grins as she drops some marbles on the ground)

Lilo: All right, now to set things up...

(We see Muntz entering his museum, chuckling as he pokes his skeleton exhibits with his cane)

Muntz: Well, nice to see these things nice and steady.

(When Muntz pokes his cane at a certain skeleton however, it fell apart, knocking him down. The audience laughs madly as he got up, yelling, cursing and screaming)

Muntz: AHHHHHHH!!!

(As the audience laughs some more, Muntz recover though barely. In a nearby room, Stitch enters and raspberries at one of the dogs.)

Stitch: NAHHHHHHHHH!!!! YOU SUCK!

Dog 1: (barking into intercom) Master, master!

(Muntz, hearing this, rush to the direction of the area, following his dogs. Upon entering the room however, he and the dogs trips on the marbles. Both of them scream as they ram into the door which opens, sending them all. The audience laughs as Muntz and the dogs are left hanging in the net.)

Muntz: Gah! Get me out of here!

(We now see Lilo's group in another room, laughing a bit. The audience applauds.)

Lilo: Yeah! 4 pranks done!

Cream: Yep. Charles Muntz is left hanging big time.

Stitch: Now before anyone ask, we ain't killing him. Nope! Not how weega roll!

Lilo: Right, we at Toon Neighbors just torture or humiliate our victims. Not kill them, so no phone calls or lawsuits, 'kay?

Cheese: Chao!

(The audience applauds some more)

Cream: Folks, this is our episode for now.

Lilo: Yep! Tune in next time as we go after Buddy Pine AKA Syndrome. Next time on...

Audience: TOON NEIGHBORS FROM HELL!

Stitch: Damn straight!

(The hosts wave as the audience applaud some more. We fade to black, ending the episode)

The End
Lilo and her friends invades the Spirit of Adventure to take payback on paranoid adventurer Charles Muntz.
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Greenrob's avatar
well done with this