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Episode 116: Curse of the Toon neighbors
(We fade in on a ship in the seas that is floating in the moment. Familiar music begins to play.)
Announcer: Folks, our season finale has arrived. So let's celebrate by watching another episode of...
Audience: TOON NEIGHBORS FROM HELL!
Announcer: Damn straight! And now, your hosts!
(The audience applauds as we see Lilo's group arriving, waving to the camera)
Lilo: Hey, folks! Welcome to the season finale of Toon Neighbors from Hell.
Cream: Bad guys get their licks, we see them get kicked!
Stitch: Yeah, ass kicking!
Cheese: Chao chao chao.
Lilo: We took down Mandy in our previous episode, but save the worst for last for our season finale. Today, we're taking on a princess.
Cream: Not just anyone but Jack Sparrow's former pal Hector Barbossa who once stole his ship and first crew and even cause trouble throughout the seas, before his first death.
Stitch: And threesome, damn it!
Cheese: Chao chao chao.
Lilo: Yep! We at Toon Neighbors felt like he deserves his spot in the season finale....
Audience: VILLAGE IDIOT!
(The audience is heard laughing)
Stitch: Yeah!
Lilo: Right! Let's finish our season with 6 pranks on Barbossa. Here we go!
(The group sneaks into Barbossa's cabin, hiding behind a chest. The pirate was eating an apple before he heads off. Once he's gone, Lilo's group came out of hiding.)
Lilo: Now for prank 1...
(Cheese took out a marker and vandalized Barbossa's painting. He giggles a bit.)
Cream: Nice job, Cheese.
Cheese: Chao.
(The group leaves, heading to a hole going to the bridge. Stitch spots a bucket of soapy water nearby and grabs it, spilling the stuff onto the deck.)
Stitch: Hee hee hee.
(The group head downstairs. They tip toe past Jack the Monkey, going into the galley. Upon arrival, the group spots some rum in a bottle nearby.)
Lilo: Time for prank 3 to begin.
(Lilo took out some familiar pills, pouring it into the bottle)
Stitch: I wonder. Where do pirates go to the bathroom on ships?
Cream: Not sure.
(Barbossa returns to his room, grunting)
Barbossa: So far, nothing to be worrying abo...
(Barbossa saw his painting vandalized, much to his shock. The audience laughs as he jumps up and down, yelling.)
Barbossa: What be the hell?!
(Barbossa groans as he fixes his painting. Back with Lilo's group, they arrive in the hold with some treasure stuff.)
Stitch: Oooh, look at this stuff.
Lilo: Focus, Stitch.
(Cream spots a caged Tasmanian devil (not the cartoon, the real thing) nearby and opens it. The creature woke up, growling curiously)
Cream: (quietly) Had meanie been bad to you? (The creature nods) Want to help get revenge? (He nods) Good.
(Upstairs, Barbossa fumes as he leaves his cabin)
Barbossa: Those damn prankers are on board. Well, they be paying for...
(Barbossa slips on the water, yelping as the pirate lands on his ass, slipping right into the hole. The audience laughs as, on the second level, the pirate got up, jumping up and down, cursing.)
Barbossa: ARRRRR!!!!
(We now see Lilo's group near a sleeping tough pirate. They tip toe over to him before Lilo drops a huge horn of some kind near him.)
Lilo: (quietly) Mutiny at its best.
(The group leaves the room. In the galley, Barbossa came in, frowning.)
Barbossa: Those prankers must be here somewhere...can't be thinking without rum.
(Barbossa takes a familiar rum bottle and drink the whole damn thing)
Barbossa: (sighs) As Jack would say, why was the rum...
(Barbossa yelps a bit. The audience laughs a bit.)
Barbossa: Gah!
(The pirate runs around until his pants turns brown. The audience laughs madly)
Barbossa: Arrr! I be soiling my pants!
(Barbossa groans as he heads off to his own room, crapping like hell. We return to the main deck as the heroes head to the helm)
Cream: And now, to really give our show one hell of a closing...
(Cheese ties some rope to the helm before leaving the other end near a door.)
Cheese: Chao chao chao.
Lilo: This oughta be fun.
(Back down below, Barbossa looks around, glaring)
Barbossa: Where are they? They can't hide from Barbossa. No way, no frigging how...
(Barbossa goes near the cage, frowning at the Tasmanian devil)
Barbossa: You be useless!
(The pirate hits the cage...but then the door opens as the monster jumps as Barbossa. The audience laughs wildly as he got pummeled and mauled like hell. Once the Tasmanian devil is gone, he rush back into his cage. Barbossa, a big mess, jumps up and down, cursing.)
Barbossa: ARRRRR!!!!
(We see Barbossa entering a familiar crew member's cabin.)
Barbossa: Oh, they will fear me. I'm tired of these games and...
(Barbossa however steps on the horn, waking the crew member up. Pissed, the member grabs Barbossa and beats him up, making the audience laughs loudly. After Barbossa was thrown up, he got up, cursing and yelling)
Barbossa: DAMN IT!
(Barbossa quickly heads up to the main deck, looking around)
Barbossa: They must be out here. I can smell their bubble gum!
(Barbossa moves forward, but his leg got caught on the rope, much to his notice)
Barbossa: (pissed) Come on! Not again!
(Barbossa tries to move...but he made the helm move. Soon it begins spinning around, taking him with it and causing the whole ship to spin out of control.)
Barbosssa: AAAAAARRRRR! WE'RE GOING OUT OF CONTROL HERE!!!!
(The ship moves out of control before it crashes into some rocks then sank into the ocean. The audience laughs, then laughs hardly as we see the crew in a rowboat...forcing Barbossa to row.)
Crew: Stroke, stroke, stroke!
Barbossa: Damn it!
(Unknown to them, we see Lilo's group in another rowboat, watching. The audience applauds as Lilo's group laughs)
Lilo: All right! Another season finale a big hit!
Cream: And another bad guy publicly humiliated. Talk about sinking him.
Cheese: Chao chao chao.
Stitch: But it's going to take a while to get back to shore.
Lilo: (nods) I know. (To camera) Folks! Thanks for sticking around for our season. We know you loved it!
Audience: YEAH!
Lilo: It may be a while before we get back and get better prepared...but no worries. We will be back for another season of...
Audience: TOON NEIGHBORS FROM HELL!
Cream: Until next time, see ya!
(The audience applauds as the gang kept rowing, heading on their own way. We fade to black, ending the season.)
The End
(We fade in on a ship in the seas that is floating in the moment. Familiar music begins to play.)
Announcer: Folks, our season finale has arrived. So let's celebrate by watching another episode of...
Audience: TOON NEIGHBORS FROM HELL!
Announcer: Damn straight! And now, your hosts!
(The audience applauds as we see Lilo's group arriving, waving to the camera)
Lilo: Hey, folks! Welcome to the season finale of Toon Neighbors from Hell.
Cream: Bad guys get their licks, we see them get kicked!
Stitch: Yeah, ass kicking!
Cheese: Chao chao chao.
Lilo: We took down Mandy in our previous episode, but save the worst for last for our season finale. Today, we're taking on a princess.
Cream: Not just anyone but Jack Sparrow's former pal Hector Barbossa who once stole his ship and first crew and even cause trouble throughout the seas, before his first death.
Stitch: And threesome, damn it!
Cheese: Chao chao chao.
Lilo: Yep! We at Toon Neighbors felt like he deserves his spot in the season finale....
Audience: VILLAGE IDIOT!
(The audience is heard laughing)
Stitch: Yeah!
Lilo: Right! Let's finish our season with 6 pranks on Barbossa. Here we go!
(The group sneaks into Barbossa's cabin, hiding behind a chest. The pirate was eating an apple before he heads off. Once he's gone, Lilo's group came out of hiding.)
Lilo: Now for prank 1...
(Cheese took out a marker and vandalized Barbossa's painting. He giggles a bit.)
Cream: Nice job, Cheese.
Cheese: Chao.
(The group leaves, heading to a hole going to the bridge. Stitch spots a bucket of soapy water nearby and grabs it, spilling the stuff onto the deck.)
Stitch: Hee hee hee.
(The group head downstairs. They tip toe past Jack the Monkey, going into the galley. Upon arrival, the group spots some rum in a bottle nearby.)
Lilo: Time for prank 3 to begin.
(Lilo took out some familiar pills, pouring it into the bottle)
Stitch: I wonder. Where do pirates go to the bathroom on ships?
Cream: Not sure.
(Barbossa returns to his room, grunting)
Barbossa: So far, nothing to be worrying abo...
(Barbossa saw his painting vandalized, much to his shock. The audience laughs as he jumps up and down, yelling.)
Barbossa: What be the hell?!
(Barbossa groans as he fixes his painting. Back with Lilo's group, they arrive in the hold with some treasure stuff.)
Stitch: Oooh, look at this stuff.
Lilo: Focus, Stitch.
(Cream spots a caged Tasmanian devil (not the cartoon, the real thing) nearby and opens it. The creature woke up, growling curiously)
Cream: (quietly) Had meanie been bad to you? (The creature nods) Want to help get revenge? (He nods) Good.
(Upstairs, Barbossa fumes as he leaves his cabin)
Barbossa: Those damn prankers are on board. Well, they be paying for...
(Barbossa slips on the water, yelping as the pirate lands on his ass, slipping right into the hole. The audience laughs as, on the second level, the pirate got up, jumping up and down, cursing.)
Barbossa: ARRRRR!!!!
(We now see Lilo's group near a sleeping tough pirate. They tip toe over to him before Lilo drops a huge horn of some kind near him.)
Lilo: (quietly) Mutiny at its best.
(The group leaves the room. In the galley, Barbossa came in, frowning.)
Barbossa: Those prankers must be here somewhere...can't be thinking without rum.
(Barbossa takes a familiar rum bottle and drink the whole damn thing)
Barbossa: (sighs) As Jack would say, why was the rum...
(Barbossa yelps a bit. The audience laughs a bit.)
Barbossa: Gah!
(The pirate runs around until his pants turns brown. The audience laughs madly)
Barbossa: Arrr! I be soiling my pants!
(Barbossa groans as he heads off to his own room, crapping like hell. We return to the main deck as the heroes head to the helm)
Cream: And now, to really give our show one hell of a closing...
(Cheese ties some rope to the helm before leaving the other end near a door.)
Cheese: Chao chao chao.
Lilo: This oughta be fun.
(Back down below, Barbossa looks around, glaring)
Barbossa: Where are they? They can't hide from Barbossa. No way, no frigging how...
(Barbossa goes near the cage, frowning at the Tasmanian devil)
Barbossa: You be useless!
(The pirate hits the cage...but then the door opens as the monster jumps as Barbossa. The audience laughs wildly as he got pummeled and mauled like hell. Once the Tasmanian devil is gone, he rush back into his cage. Barbossa, a big mess, jumps up and down, cursing.)
Barbossa: ARRRRR!!!!
(We see Barbossa entering a familiar crew member's cabin.)
Barbossa: Oh, they will fear me. I'm tired of these games and...
(Barbossa however steps on the horn, waking the crew member up. Pissed, the member grabs Barbossa and beats him up, making the audience laughs loudly. After Barbossa was thrown up, he got up, cursing and yelling)
Barbossa: DAMN IT!
(Barbossa quickly heads up to the main deck, looking around)
Barbossa: They must be out here. I can smell their bubble gum!
(Barbossa moves forward, but his leg got caught on the rope, much to his notice)
Barbossa: (pissed) Come on! Not again!
(Barbossa tries to move...but he made the helm move. Soon it begins spinning around, taking him with it and causing the whole ship to spin out of control.)
Barbosssa: AAAAAARRRRR! WE'RE GOING OUT OF CONTROL HERE!!!!
(The ship moves out of control before it crashes into some rocks then sank into the ocean. The audience laughs, then laughs hardly as we see the crew in a rowboat...forcing Barbossa to row.)
Crew: Stroke, stroke, stroke!
Barbossa: Damn it!
(Unknown to them, we see Lilo's group in another rowboat, watching. The audience applauds as Lilo's group laughs)
Lilo: All right! Another season finale a big hit!
Cream: And another bad guy publicly humiliated. Talk about sinking him.
Cheese: Chao chao chao.
Stitch: But it's going to take a while to get back to shore.
Lilo: (nods) I know. (To camera) Folks! Thanks for sticking around for our season. We know you loved it!
Audience: YEAH!
Lilo: It may be a while before we get back and get better prepared...but no worries. We will be back for another season of...
Audience: TOON NEIGHBORS FROM HELL!
Cream: Until next time, see ya!
(The audience applauds as the gang kept rowing, heading on their own way. We fade to black, ending the season.)
The End
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