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Muppet Freelance Police: Hitting the Highway 31

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All right, here it is, the final chapter of the series of short stories. Enjoy! This last story takes place after "Road to Mup Colorado".

Muppet Freelance Police: The Big Rest

"Kilpeck Church, England"

It was a cold day in England, the cemetery outside a church is cold, dry and unseen. For a moment, it looks like nothing is happening or ever will...but then, movement came from the ground like mad. Soon, a blue arm came out of the ground, following by a familiar weirdo who came out gasping, growling madly, then begin laughing.

"Cool! I always wanted to be buried alive." Gonzo laughs. Just then, more grounds burst open as a bunch of familiar Muppets came out, coughing and hacking, spitting dirt out. "Hey, fellows! You okay?"

"Ugh!" Rizzo groans, spitting dirt out of his mouth. "What happened?"

"We took a "dirt nap". Ahhhhhhhh!" Fozzie laughs before spitting some dirt out. The bear looks around as he continues, "Say, where's Kermit?"

"Kermit!" Animal exclaims as he saw some familiar flippers sticking out of the ground nearby. "Kermit!"

Rowlf yelps as he and Gonzo rush over and begins pulling at the legs, "Come on, Kermit! That a boy, live, big fella, live!"

Soon Kermit was pulled out of the ground, coughing and hacking while groaning, "We're off to adventure....yeah, wait for us, Pluto, Dinah."

"Hey, frog, wait up!" Rizzo exclaims as he slaps Kermit. The frog got knock back to his senses with his eyes fully opening. He saw that he and his pals are in the cemetery then saw himself filthy, working on cleaning himself off.

"Well, nothing like a dirt nap to make one appreciate lungs full of crisp morning air. The earthy musk of wildly cavorting honey bees...the comforting plinkety, plinkety, plink plink of my own gently awakening neurons."

Animal opens his mouth, touching teeth while growling, "Funny. Me neurons always sound like a fork in a garbage disposal."

Suddenly without warning, Rowlf begins screaming, feeling pain in his air. Gonzo yelps, "Hey, Rowlf! What the hell is eating you?"

"Nothing, he's on the top of the food chain! Ahhhh! Rowlf? Rowlf!" Fozzie calls out to Fozzie who begins digging in his ear. "You find my puppy?"

Rowlf removes his paw for a moment, then got to work on digging in his ear for some more, mumbling, "Something...deep." Soon the bear pulls out an ugly looking bug with a huge harvest butt from his ear. "Well, what do you know? It's a kindly little bug thing whose inadvertent gnawing on my cerebral cortex must've jarred me from my torpor."

"So wait, no credit for a couple of fuzzy elbows from your windpipe?" Fozzie ask Rowlf curiously.

"Thanks, little guy." Kermit said to the little bug as he motions to his pocket. "Come live in my pocket and be my special, lucky weird pal."

"Hey! I thought I was your lucky weird pal." Gonzo protests, feeling a bit hurt as Kermit put the bug inside his pocket before looking at the city nearby.

"A premature burial, guys. Makes my flesh curdle. So any ideas where we are?"

Gonzo and Rizzo saw some rats carrying an English Flag with a sign saying "Kilrech Church, England" from another nearby. Fozzie then ask, "And what scaly-ass self-propelled, gutter cheese will take the long hard fall for this?"

Suddenly Rowlf yelps as a paper hits his face. Animal laughs, "Best to figure it out, quick; me got killing hands!"

Animal pushes the gate of the cemetery open as the gang rush out of the place. They got to find out who's responsible for what happened to them as fast!

Rowlf removes the paper from his face as he looks at it, gasping, "Dear God, fellows! We're in Britain in the future! We must've been involved in some sort of twisted cryogenic stasis!"

"You just like saying "cryogenic stasis", do you?" Rizzo ask Rowlf with a scoff of disbelief.

"Too, but..."

"Actually, guys." Kermit said, noting the date on the newspaper. "We have been gone for 3 days; Wow, that was a short nap."

"We were sleeping?" Gonzo ask bewildered, making his pals sigh. The guys has been buried for so long, they were hallucinating. Plus, the weirdo has a short term memory.

Fozzie gasps at a newspaper page, saying, "Guys, look! This newspaper has naked girls on page 3!"

"Woman, woman, woman!" Animal laughs devilishly as he checks the newspaper out.

"Well, guys, maybe we've been thrust into a future where mankind finally worships beauty instead of violence." Kermit said seriously to his pals.

"Or we have been sleeping for 3 days." Fozzie said to Kermit with a thoughtful look on his face as the gang came up to his car.

"Well, whoever doesn't want me to "borrow" this car; Raise your hands," Kermit notices only Rizzo raising his hand. "Right, thanks."

Kermit proceeds in smashing a window of the car. Rizzo groans, "Awww, Kermit! Didn't you taught us that stealing is wrong?"

"Gee, must've left my moral compass back in that shallow grave."

As Rowlf opens the door to take the driving seat, Animal taps his forehead, growling, "Me sense that we find our nemesis in London, a city in England."

"Right. All right, time we find the creep who did this to us!" Rowlf exclaims in determination.

The gang got into the car before Rowlf begins driving off, heading through the area. Time to find the villain who buried our heroes alive and kick his ass!

"So, you guys think we could have possible have ticked off in Britain?" Rowlf ask his pals in concern.

"All right, let's see...Ginny Weasley, the red Teletubby, Shackleford, Jacob Marley, Sir Anthony Hopkins, Dr. Victor Von Doom, some weird furry-hatted guards, Mr. Peanut...." Gonzo said as he counts off the folks that the gang may have ticked off in Britain.

"Wait, he isn't British. He's gay!" Rizzo exclaims with a scoff at the last part.

"Weirdo, weirdo, weirdo!" Animal exclaims with a mad laugh.

"Come on, I was getting warmed up." Gonzo said to his pals in determination.

As the gang kept on pulling out guests as to whom their mysterious enemy is, they failed to see the same bug talking on a cell phone, smoking a cigarette while speaking into the phone in a weird ass language.

Dream Sequence

Rowlf finds himself day dreaming. He looks muscular and is riding on a unicorn, holding a sword. Colleen of the Road Rovers is riding on a tiger and in warrior clothes, riding next to him. What a dream!

"Rowlf, Rowlf love?" Colleen ask Rowlf in concern.

"Wanna smell my grazoon skin wallet?" Rowlf ask Coleen slyly.

"Why are you looking at me like that?"

"Simple, your strange otherworldly beauty is messing my brains up."

"Thanks, I guess." Colleen said, getting a bit uncomfortable by that.

The two continues riding off before both fell off a cliff. This causes Rowlf to help, "Whoa! Damn, must've missed a turn back there!"

"Oh, you bloody think?"

"So, do you ever dream your own death and then, like, in fact we wake up dead?"

"You ain't lit, are you?" Coleen ask Rowlf with a frown.

"Hang, my dear lady, I..." Rowlf said, hitting on Coleen.

Without warning, Coleen spoke in a familiar spoke, "HEY, HEY! ANIMAL AIN'T A LADY, YOU BITCH!"

"Wait, hang on. Dr. Victor Von Doom?!"

"You moron! Look out for the..."

But it's too late, everything came crashing to one big end...

End Dream Sequence

Rowlf groans as he finds himself half way out the window, right on top of Rizzo, who yelps, "Gah! Get off me!"

The two got off, finding their pals on the ground, groaning. Fozzie comments, "Did anyone catch the number of the guy who hits us?"

"Rowlf, what happened?" Gonzo ask Rowlf in bewilderment.

"Rowlf blinked out at the wheel...and mistook Animal for lady!" Animal growls a bit, shuddering at what happened.

"You guys doing okay?" Rowlf ask his pals in concern, wanting to see if they are okay.

"No problem, Rowlf. Luckily, my skull took most of the impact." Gonzo answers Rowlf with a slight laugh.

"You know, they really need to liven up the scenery around here." Kermit said, looking around the area despite the accident caused by Rowlf. "You know, a few well-placed monkeys merrily rushing down the road could save someone's life.

"Wait, Kermit!" Fozzie exclaims in concern. "Your little friend? Is he okay?" Kermit checks his pocket to check on the bug but looks shocked.

"He's gone!" Kermit exclaims as he took out two items. "The little bug from Rowlf's ear must've ran off during the crash. Nothing left but a tiny cell phone and a cigarette butt pocket with some chapstick marks on it!"

"There isn't anything hotter than chapped gross mandibles." Rowlf remarks to Kermit, shaking his head in amusement.

"Hmmm, this phone is still warm. Maybe if we dial the last number he called, I think we can..."

But before Kermit could get to the task at hand, he yelps and twitches a bit. This concerns his pals, wondering what's going on with the former super hero.

"Err, Kermit?" Rizzo ask Kermit in concern.

"Hey, you okay?" Gonzo ask Kermit who kept on twitching like mad. He hasn't seen his former nemesis like this before!

"For Jim Henson's sake, Kermit!" Animal roars as he shakes his pal like mad. "Cough it up!"

"Did you hear the whispering Gadifles? Ma, dad? Is that you..." Kermit groans. The frog twitches then fell to the ground, unconscious.

"Yikes! Green frog down!" Fozzie exclaims in worry and alarm for his friend.

"We gotta get to the hospital!" Rizzo exclaims while wincing a bit. "As soon as we both get there first."

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The rest of the gang was able to get Kermit to a local hospital nearby. Some of them got bandaged up, shaken by okay. They watch as Kermit is putting in an X-Ray scanner to be checked on.

Gonzo grins as he turns to a figure in doctor clothing with his face covered, exclaiming, "Hey doc! I want to ride on that thing when he's done!"

"This sparkly chunk of expensive kitchenware will give us a roadmap into his damaged brain." The doctor said to the others. "Best to do now is to pray."

"Ugh, I can only pray Kermit's flimsy sheet doesn't blow up." Rizzo said, shuddering as he begins drinking a packet of Kool-Aid. "If I ended up seeing his froggy junk, I am going ripped out my tortured eyeballs with a soup spoon!"

"Same here!" Animal growls in agreement.

Rowlf leans towards the pictures on the X-Ray. He spoke, "So, metal doctor, what's the good news?"

"There's a growth. Something is in the medial moraine of the "Rongbuk" Amygdala." The doctor explains to Rowlf gruntly.

"Now you made that up!" Rizzo protests, thinking that the doctor made that word up just now.

"Look, just look closely and try not to scream." The doctor said as he points to the brain area where something appears to be growing. "That's...a clutch of living eggs!!"

"Eeeew!" Most of the gang exclaims in disgust. The masked doctor pulls out a liquid in a syringe needle, preparing to use it.

"All right, a dose of Ethelyne Glycol should ease your friend's suffering for now."

"Thanks, doctor." Rowlf said to the doctor with a smile. Hopefully he can hope Kermit get better and get those eggs out of his brain.

"Not blowing hot wind up your skirt when we say, you're a saint." Gonzo remarks to the doctor, chuckling a bit.

"Hmmm, guys, call me skeptic but I don't trust that earwig little bug." Fozzie said, recalling how Kermit put the bug into his pocket before this incident happened. The bear took out the bug's cellphone as he continues, "Maybe if I were to redial that tiny walking phone of his..."

Fozzie dials in the *-6-9 number, hoping to redial the last number that the bug has dialed. Suddenly, without warning, the gang heard a ring tone making the doctor groans, "Who could possibly be bugging Doom now?"

The villain took the phone right out...which shows the same number of the phone. The gang confused spoke, "Huh?"

"Why the hell did it come back to him?" Rizzo ask confused.

It didn't take long for Gonzo to reveal and tore off the mask, revealing a metal face behind it. The former villain gasps, "YOU!"

"Don't get in the way!" The doctor exclaims furiously as he fires a blast from one glove at the heroes, making them duck in time. The jig is up, no need to hide it anymore! "The hero's warm throbbing brain is an incubator for the precious legions! So says Doom!"

"You sick piece of...what?"

The reason that Gonzo said the last part is that everyone saw a figure in a hero costume that is supposed to look like an ant appear tiny size, speaking, "You guys call?"

"Ant Man!" The heroes exclaims in shock and relief.

"Oh Thank God you're here!" Fozzie exclaims in relief. "Guys, it's the Ant-Man, professional heroic Avenger and microscopic neurosurgeon!"

"Keep Doctor Doom busy, I'm going in!" Ant-Man exclaims in determination.

The doctor grunts as he removes his disguise, revealing his true self. He is a man wearing metal armor and a metal mask covering his eyes. He also wears a green cape with a hood, a green sleeveless tunic with a breechcloth, and a belt. His name is Victor Von Doom AKA Dr. Doom himself.

"Doctor Doom!" The heroes exclaims, now recognizing the villain begin this.

"You shall not interfere with Doom's plans! Right after I ambushed you all without you fools knowing it, I put nanite bugs in the brains of the dog and frog, hoping they will be useful right after the burial. But you all woke up too soon and the nanites in the dog's egg weren't put in in time!" Dr. Doom exclaims furiously. "Luckily though, my special agent was able to wake up the ones in Metro Frog's brain so he shall be used for my tool to destroy the heroes!"

"Stupid plot!" Animal growls out furiously.

"Suffer the wrath of Doom!"

Dr. Doom fires blasts at the heroes. Animal and Rowlf jumps in and kicks at the villain. Ant-Man swings towards Kermit's ear (or what he uses to hear anyway), determined to save the froggy super hero.

"Do not fear, Metro Frog. Your deliverer has arrived!" Ant-Man exclaims as he tumbles into the ear. After getting up, the hero walks inside the tube, looking around. "All right, let's follow the Eustachian tube to the medulla oblongata."

Ant-Man arrives in a hero where Metro Frog's memories in small orbs are shown. The nanite eggs should be here somewhere.

"Hmmm, memory synapses are firing vigorously. But geez, do I have to see that summer camp swirly episode?" Ant-Man mumbles a bit. The hero gasps as he hid upon entering an area. There they are, a lot of eggs in one roll. "Dear God. This ritual, I have seen this before, the eggs...they aren't just the nanite kind, but they're...dear God, they're..."

Suddenly Ant-Man yelps as he was grabbed by the same nanite that the heroes picked up before. The hero frowns as he took a closer look. Ant-Man snaps, "The Brood!"

Outside the body, Gonzo, Animal and Rowlf struggles against Dr. Doom who snarls, "Got you now!"

"Hey, we have been going easy on you because you're a dictator of a country, pal, but that's going to change!" Gonzo exclaims as he beats onto Dr. Doom like mad.

Fozzie and Rizzo stays close to Kermit, who yelps while groaning in a coma. Ant-Man must be putting up a fight inside the frog.

"Hey, Kermit?" Rizzo ask Kermit, hoping that he's okay.

"Wow, there's a brawl inside right now." Fozzie said in observation as Kermit twitches some more.

Dr. Doom yelps as Animal knocks his feet down, causing the villain to let the heroes go. Rowlf yells out, "All right, your days of ruining folks' lives are over, Victor!"

"Me first, me first!" Animal exclaims, wanting to bite into Dr. Doom's head like hell.

Inside, Ant-Man dodges blasts from the Brood, ducking like mad. He remarks, "What are you?! Who do you work for?! And why do you look butt ugly?!"

The Brood responds by growling as sit slams Ant-Man down while the minions came to assist their ruler.

Outside the body, at this time, Dr. Doom screams as Animal chomps onto his head, "NOOOO! GET OFF, DOOM DEMANDS IT!"

"Grrr, cocoa butter sunscreen." Animal growls as he kept on biting Dr. Doom's head.

"God, no! Pleeeease, stop! Doom thinks he hears something pop!"

"Eeew!" The others exclaims in disgust at that. They didn't need to hear that!

Back inside the head, Ant-Man uses a blow torch, wiping out a few of the Brood, causing them to scream in pain and death.

"Yeah, this procedure is a bit unorthodox. You will feel a light stinging sensation followed by a Cajun-style blackening of your exoskeleton. Enjoy!" Ant-Man laughs. The bugs scream as some of them were destroyed, much to the anger of the Brood leader. Outside, we can hear Ant-Man as Kermit's ear (or whatever you call it) begins to send out smoke. "Yeah! Ha ha ha! Maybe next time, you'll think twice before hatching a hostile colony in my dear pal's froggy brain! GAAAAR!"

Dr. Doom ends up being beaten up to the brink of death. The gang held him while bringing the villain to a nearby window.

"Wow, he's heavy." Rizzo groans a bit. "This guy needs to lose a few pounds."

"With all that equipment he got, no wonder!" Fozzie exclaims with a shrug.

A woman named Nurse Joy came into the room, seeing the Muppets holding Dr. Doom. She yelps, "Hey, put down that doctor!"

"Right, hard enough to clean and jerk a bad guy without you flipping around like a trout too." Rowlf said, somewhat agreeing with Nurse Joy.

"Out you go!" Gonzo calls as the gang tosses Dr. Doom out the window, making him yelps during the progress. "Later!"

"Err, Gonzo?" Rizzo spoke, looking concerned.

"What?"

Rizzo points outside as the gang saw that the window that they tossed Dr. Doom out of was a one story one. He groans and got up, running off, "This isn't over! Doom will get his revenge!"

"Hey, not cool!" Gonzo protests to Dr. Doom in annoyance. "At least give us a chance to see your questionable mortal soul coming right out of the back of your skull dribbling!"

Ant-Man inside the brain, pants a bit, looking concerned. He appears to be fighting a losing battle with the Brood surrounding him. There's only one thing left to do now.

"Too many to left. Got to transmit." Ant-Man mumbles as he send in a text message. The hero must do what he must to save Kermit now. Ant-Man pulls out a remote with a button, sighing. "Janet, goodbye."

Ant-Man presses the button causing the whole area to blow up. Outside, the others watch as Kermit woke up, sitting up straight while looking dazed. Ant-Man must've killed himself to make a heroic sacrifice to stop the Brood inside the frog's brain!

As Kermit yelps, Gonzo smiles, saying, "Kermit!"

"You're alive!" Fozzie laughs a bit. He cringes a bit while waving his paw, "Wow, and you smell like radiator cheese."

"You all are in big trouble." Nurse Joy said, frowning at the fact that the gang just tossed out a doctor.

"Climb off it, lady!" Gonzo snaps to Nurse Joy, frowning. "Kermit here just cheated death again. Right, Kermit? Err, Kermit?"

"Doom bad man!" Animal exclaims, growling.

"Well, still..." Nurse Joy begins to say. Suddenly, Kermit grabs his hat and jumps out the window, much to the surprise of the others. "Hmmm, extreme muscular reflex. Yeah, quite unusual in a dead patient."

"Showboater." Rowlf remarks, rolling his eyes at this.

Kermit kept on running until he dashes right into a nearby bar. The frog rushes up to the front, trying to speak while pointing his smoking ear to a woman named Sakura Haruno, "Aaaaaangh...gh...gh...ghhh..."

"Right, here you go, sir." Sakura said as she pours a drink into a cup, giving it to Kermit. "Cheers! And for the love of God, put some clothes on! This is a family place!"

Kermit did not response, he pours his drink into his left ear, though the drink ends up splashing to the other side, much to the notice of the pub members watching. Sakura frowns as she pulls out something, this girl looks pisse.d

"All right, I got enough of you, frog!" Sakura exclaims angrily.

Outside, screams are heard inside the pub. It's too damn ugly to explain here, folks.

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The rest of the Muppet Freelance Police was able to recover Kermit before any more damage is done to him, bringing the frog to the airport. With this adventure over, it's time for the heroes to head on home.

As Kermit winces from his bandaged head, Rizzo ask, "So any big damage, Kermit?"

"Right. That barmaid has nails like a rooster...and I mean literal hammer nails. Oooh." Kermit said, groaning a bit.

"Rizzo means from the big firefight inside your skull, moron!" Animal growls to Kermit.

"Oh yes, just the lingering taste of napalm. But other than that, I'm fine, though I can't for some reason remember the word for "orange"."

"Like "orenge"?" Fozzie ask Kermit, arching an eyebrow.

"Forget it." Kermit sighs. He's too hurt to make a comeback. Once the taxi arrives at the airport, they got out of the vehicle. The frog notices a plane flying overhead, making him smile. "Oh boy! A great metal bird."

"Hoo boy, maybe you are shy a few million or so brain cells." Rowlf said in concern.

"Right, I'm sure Jimmy can fix you up once we get back." Fozzie assures Kermit, slapping him on the back. Jimmy Neutron should be able to fix the frog's brain right up once the six get back home.

Once inside, the gang got through security. Kermit sweats a bit, speaking in amazement regardless, "Wow, security sure changed since last week. I haven't been that felt up since my last High School Prom Dance."

"Those assholes took my chapstick!" Gonzo complains angrily that the security took away his chapstick during the search.

"Well, not like you actually have good lips...in the conventional sense." Rizzo said to his boss with a chuckle.

"Gnawing on it during the flight calms me down!"

"So does a sharp blow to the head." Rowlf points out to Gonzo of something else that calms him down.

"Awww, you spoil me." Gonzo said to Rowlf with a slight chuckle.

Once the gang are in their airplane, it was up in the air, heading on home. Fozzie came out of the bathroom, tossing a paper towel to the trash.

"Well, the bathrooms are clean." Fozzie said with a smile. He heads to the first class area where the rest of his pals are eating their meals while enjoying the in-flight movie: an episode of "My Little Heroines" where Blossom becomes a princess.

Blossom appears in a beam of light a foot-and-a-half taller than she used to be and with a permanent golden glow. Most of her friends gasps in amazement.

"Wow, Bloss. You're so tall now." Buttercup said. She smirks while jokingly adding, "I guess you don't need to fly to reach the top shelf anymore."

"Why, Blossom. You became a demigoddess." Fifi said to Blossom happily.

"DEMIGODDESS PARTY!" Lilo exclaims, bouncing up and down eagerly.

"You look like a real princess." Bubbles said, glancing at her sister in amazement.

Obi-Wan appears, smiling as he explains, "Because she IS."

"Hold on a minute." Stitch said in shock. The alien drinks a glass of water specifically to do a spit take. Did Obi-Wan said that Blossom's a princess now?!

"With the help of your sisters and friends over the two-and-a-half years since you came back to Townsville, you have learned the integrity, compassion, optimism, charity, devotion, determination and leadership a good ruler needs."

"But you said Dumbledore, Merlin and Gandalf could never get the spell to work because it was so powerful it required three Alpha-level magic types in full cooperation PLUS the Elements of Harmony to make it work. Shirley is the only Alpha level magic type among us." Blossom said to Obi-Wan, reminding her teacher of what the mentioned three has never done before.

Obi Wan chuckles as he explains, "Well, you and your sisters are all still high-level super-beings, one of your friends has the energy and abilities of two human-sized classic-style toon spiders AND your boyfriend - MY adopted son - single-handedly wields the power of THREE bonus Elements. I would think that would be more than enough power to manage the energy needs."

"Well, it's great to be home, eating our own food, sleeping in our own beds, and water boarding our own suspects while they beg for mercy." Kermit mumbles as he eats.

"Can't help but feel that we haven't seen the last of Dr. Doom." Gonzo comments as he get a soda bottle from a flight attendant. "I won't rest until I boil him down to dip, ingest him, then unceremoniously evacuate him into a nearby city sanitation system!"

"You crack me up, little buddy."

The End

"In Memory of Gary Owens and Lesley Gore"

Author's note
After a long time, my Muppet Freelance Police: Hitting the Highway is finally done. Thank goodness. I felt like I've done this for weeks. Hope you folks enjoy me working on it as I did.

And now it's time to switch from comedy to magic, super heroes, warriors and epic adventures....

Kermit: You mean...

That's right, Kermit. It's time for me to do another round of Harry Potter fanmakes--.

Rizzo: Don't you mean Harry Potter fanmakes...with big influences from The Lord of the Rings and The Hobbit? Along with a few certain other movies, too?

Yes, you're quite right...Rizzo. Anyway...here's the cast....

Harry Potter: Peter Parker/Spider-Man (Marvel Comics)
Ronald Weasley: Ron Stoppable (Kim Possible)
Hermione Granger: Kim Possible (Kim Possible)
Ginny Weasley: Mary Jane Watson (Marvel Comics)
Vernon and Petunia Dersley: Ben and May Parker (Marvel Comics; though WAY nicer than the actual Dursleys)
Albus Dumbledore: Merlin (Disney's the Sword In the Stone)
Rubeus Hagrid: Sweetums (the Muppets)
Lord Voldemort: Maleficent (Disney's Sleeping Beauty)
James Potter (mentioned only): Richard Parker (Marvel Comics)
Lilly Potter (mentioned only) Mary Parker (Marvel Comics)
Professor Minerva McGonagall: The Fairy Godmother (Disney's Cinderella)
Professor Severus Snape: Janus/Magus (Chrono Trigger)
Draco Malfoy: Dash Baxter (Danny Phantom)
Vincent Crabbe: Vanitas (Kingdom Hearts: Birth By Sleep)
Gregory Goyle: Jack Spicer (Xiaolin Showdown)
Fred and George Weasely: Cyborg and Beast Boy (Teen Titans)
Molly Weasely: Mimi Tachikawa (Digimon series)
Percy Weasely: U.S. Agent (Marvel Comics)
Hedwig: Hawkmon (Digimon franchise)
Scabbers: Valiant (Valiant)
Peter "Wormtail" Pettigrew: Nathaniel (Enchanted)
Professor Quirrell: Reginald Bushroot (Darkwing Duck)
Dudley Dursley: Buford Van Stom (Phineas and Ferb)
Mr. Ollivander: Darien Chiba/Tuxedo Mask (Sailor Moon)
Neville Longbottom: Hiccup (How to Train Your Dragon)
Professor Fillius Flitwick: Doc (Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs)
Nearly Headless Nick: Terra (Kingdom Hearts: Birth by Sleep)
The Fat Lady: Princess Daisy (Mario series)
Tom, the Owner of the Leaky Cauldron: Bowser (Mario games)
The snake Harry released in the first movie: Viper (Kung Fu Panda)
Goblins (including the teller and Griphook): Pokemon (Pokemon series)
The Conductor: Ben10magician/Ben (Ben10magician's OC)
Trolley woman: Ami Onuki (Hi Hi Puffy Ami Yumi Show)
Neville's toad Trevor: Naveen (The Princess and the Frog; in frog form)
Mr. Argus Flich: Richard Nixon (Histeria! version)
Mrs. Norris: Felicia (The Great Mouse Detective)
The Sorting Hat: stays the same
Susan Bones: Wing (angelthewingedcat's OC)
Seamus Finnigan: Ben Tennyson (Ben 10 series)
The Bloody Baron: LeChuck (Monkey Island Games)
The Grey Lady: Elaine Marley (Monkey Island Games)
The Fat Friar: Friar Tuck (Disney's Robin Hood)
Madame Hooch: Temari (Naruto Shippuden)
Lee Jordan: Riku (Kingdom Hearts series)
Oliver Wood: Steve Rogers/Captain America (Marvel Comics)
Fluffy the three headed Dog: Cerberus (Disney's Hercules version)
A mountain troll: Cyclops (Disney's Hercules)
Peeves (mentioned): Gengar (Pokemon)
Katie Bell: Bridgette (Total Drama series)
Alicia Spinnet: Gwen (Total Drama series)
Angelina Johnson: Coraline (same as the movie)
Marcus Flint: the Red Skull (Marvel Comics)
Nicolas Flamel (mentioned): Doctor Strange (Marvel Comics)
Charlie Weasley: Atrus (Myst series)
Norbert the Dragon: A Terrible Terror (How to Train your Dragon)
Firenze the Centaur: Bagheera the Panther (Disney's the Jungle Book)
Fang the dog: Toothless (How to Train Your Dragon)
Dean Thomas: John Jameson (J. Jonah's much nicer son; Marvel Comics)

Extras
Prince Caspian (Chronicles of Narnia)
Copper (The Fox and the Hound)
Angelica Jones/Firestar (Marvel Comics)
Robert "Bobby" Drake/Iceman (Marvel Comics)

All right, that's it for yours truly. Until next time, read, review and suggest!

One more "My Little Heroines" scene is here, folks!
The Muppet Freelance Police managed to escape a 3 day of being buried alive and goes looking for the villain responsible. But when Kermit fell to the villain's plans, it's up to the others and Ant-Man to stop Dr. Doom!
© 2015 - 2024 JusSonic
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Skullgal94's avatar
Wow, nice ending.