Iron Hedgehog chapter 1

Author's note
Okay, I am continuing my story, folks. Before I do, time for the reviews.

KingHuffman: Well, something liked that though I will have Dr. Claw in the role as the terrorist group leader. Do not forget that.

dragonmaster77: Actually I am thinking of going for the Super Sonic description that I gotten but I could combine it with your idea though.

Evil Riggs: Look, if you don't like how I do this story then don't review at all. Besides, drunks aren't reading this fanmake anyway.

Anonymous (not ABI): I can break the fourth wall if I want to! And this is a fanmake, I stop calling these parodies a while ago, pal!

Cmara: No plans for Tails and Knuckles.

Essteka: Hmm, you know what? I agree, those nobodiez suggestions you mentioned a bit lame.

Dragonboy: I don't know how to use Sari, her father and the Autobots in these fanmakes. Cameos, maybe, but full time is another. So sorry, but no.

Chapter 1: What Happened Before

36 yours earlier

Now before we wonder how Sonic will get out of his situation, let's find out what led up to it, shall we? In a big building in the sin city known as Las Vegas, people are gathered at an award ceremony sitting at tables. A very important person is getting awarded big time.
On the TV, we see pictures of the life of that someone, Sonic, as a narrator speaks, "Sonic the Hedgehog, a boy genius, visionary, and one hell of an American patriot. At the early, the son of the best known legendary weapons maker Jules Hedgehog stole the spotlight thanks to his speed, intelligent, and creative mind." The narrator said to the audience. "This hedgehog made his first circuit board when he was 4 years ago. Why, at age 6, Sonic made his first ever engine with him graduating from the Academy at age 13 thanks to the highest grades in Technology."
We see photos of Sonic's parents, as well as a newspaper article that explains their death. We now see the photo of a man. This man is wearing a red coat. He also wore white gloves and sunglasses and had a giant orange moustache and had no hair. His stomach was shaped like an egg. His name is Dr. Ivo Robotnik but also goes by the name of Dr. Eggman.
"When Sonic's parents, Jules and Bernadette Hedgehog, were killed in a tragic car accident, Jules's long time friend, Dr. Ivo Robotnik, who goes by the nickname of Dr. Eggman, steps in to take control of Hedgehog Enterprises and tackle the legendary titans position." The narrator explains some more.
The next photo shows Sonic, now an adult, in front of his father's company, office, etc. The narrator now said, "However when Sonic became 17 years old and an adult, the hedgehog took control of his dad's business and became the CEO of Hedgehog Industries. And damn it, that's when the company took off as Sonic made the greatest weapons ever made. It ranged from great weapons, advanced robotics, as well as satellite targeting."
Someoff offscreen the camera on TV comment, "I thought the advanced robotics were Dr. Eggman's thing."
"Well, that's true but I'm just following the script. Anyway, Sonic the Hedgehog has changed the fact of weapons industiries and became a true American hero."
Once the presentation is done, the audience cheers like mad as lights came onto the front of the stage. We see a man there holding a trophy meant for Sonic. This man has black hair and brown eyes. He was wearing a little red hat, a purple vest, white baggy pants with a small patch near the right knee, a thick and a brown band around his waist. He was also bare feet. His name is Aladdin, Sonic's friend and a leader of a military army group that use the hedgehog's technology.
"Ladies and gentlemen, as someone who is a liaison to Hedgehog Industries, I got to say that I did one great pleasure of serving with a real pleasure." Aladdin explains with a smile. "He is a good friend as well as a mentor. Folks, it is my honor to present this year's Apogee Award...to Mr. Sonic the Hedgehog!" The crowd applauds happily as the man wait for Sonic to come up while saying, "Sonic?"
The light goes on the table where Sonic was supposed to be sitting. To Aladdin's shock and annoyance, the only one sitting there were a few people, along with Dr. Eggman. Needless to say, the man's presence is not the reason what Sonic's friend was shock and annoyed, but rather the absence of a certain blue damn hedgehog!
Dr. Eggman chuckles sheepishly as he got up from his seat and head to the stage. Upon getting on it, the man shakes Aladdin's hand and takes the trophy.
Now Jules's friend turns to the crowd and said, "Thanks, Aladdin, thank you very much, this is wonderful. Okay, I know you folks know that I'm not Sonic the Hedgehog." The crowd laughs, well, most of them anyway. "But if I were him, I would say how honored I would feel and how great it is to get this award. The reason for Sonic not being here are both the best and worst thing: always working, sadly."

"Oh hell yeah, I love Las Vegas!" Sonic cheer as he is indeed working: playing craps at the local blackjack table with his closest friends...made up of watchers, bodyguards and sexy woman! "Man, you ladies are so glad to be near this hedgehog! Lady luck is pouring onto me! Yeah!"
"Nice job, boss, and hell, you must be a lucky man." said Sonic's chauffer and pal Wooldoor Sockbat happily. "This is soo great."
"Damn it, I can't believe you!" A familiar voice snaps in annoyance. Sonic turns and saw Aladdin going through the crowd and taking his friend on the shoulder, "Yeah right, working my ass!"
"Oh hey Aladdin! How's the awards show went?" Sonic ask Aladdin with a grin. The colonel scoffs in annoyance as if he knew the hedgehog was going to say that.
"You promise to attend the awards show if I present the award for American patriot for you! And what's this? Messing around as usual!"
"Oh lighten up, Al! Live a little, have fun!" The hedgehog goes back to playing the game as he said, "Let it ride, folks! Give me a hand, will ya? I need a something, something..."
One of the women giggles as they blew on Sonic's dice, each time always seem to bring Sonic good luck. The hedgehog holds the dice out to Aladdin and said, "Your turn!"
"Forget it, I never blow on a man's dice." Aladdin said dryly and annoyed.
"Geez, come on, street rat. Start bl..." Aladdin however taps Sonic's hands causing the hedgehog to drop the dice. Most likely the man wants his damn friend to leave already. "Wow! Lieutenant Colonel Aladdin rolls. And..."
"Two craps, line away." The dealer said with a shrug.
"Well, that's what happens." Aladdin said with a smirk, thinking Sonic's good luck has run out.
"Well, worse things have happened." Sonic said with a shrug, not even daze by the loss of game.
Just then another woman named Amy Rose came up and said, "Say sonic, when you're done here, how about you come over to my place and..."
"NO, SORRY, but no. After this I have so much to do. I am a very busy man, and I got so much to do and I won't have free time until 2029."
"Ok, say later."
When Amy left, Sonic turn to the readers and said, "Llook, I may play the play boy in this story, but even I got my limits and besides, the author hate Amy x Sonic and despite the fact in the Danny Potter series that we get married, if you had read the book like I did, you'd know the character I'm playing doesn't want to married the character Amy is playing."

Once Sonic's time at the craps table is done, the hedgehog, Aladdin, Wooldoor and some bodyguards came out ready to leave.
"Look, tomorrow is your trip to the Fire Nation." Aladdin said with a sigh of annoyance. "Can you, damn it, at least promise you would get there in time?"
"Yeah, yeah, no promise, leave it to Sonic. I am so there." Sonic said with a shrug.
"Good, see you at the airport tomorrow...and here."
Aladdin gave Sonic the trophy the hedgehog has won as he walks away. The hedgehog shrugs as he, Wooldoor and his bodyguards head over to the limo. Time to get out of here.
Of course, some reporters aren't going to make things easy as one of them, a reporter named Tommy Pickles spoke up, "Mr. Hedgehog! Is it true that you went twelve-for-twelve with the Maxim Girls last year?"
"Good question, actually I will say yes and no." Sonic said with a laugh. "March and I had a scheduling conflict but fortunately the Christmas cover was twins."
"Mr. Hedgehog!" Sonic turns and saw another reporter holding a pen and paper while coming over to the hedgehog. Sonic looks eagerly interest in this one as it is a female! It is a light violet cat with spike strands going up on the top of her head like hair and gold eyes. She wore a red band on the head, a jewel on her forehead, purple coat along with white gloves with fluffs, white pants, and high-heeled red-white-red sneakers with white fluffs. She was known as Blaze.
"Ahem, Mr. Hedgehog, Blaze the Cat for Sol Magazine." Blaze said with a nod. "All right if ask you a couple of questions?"
"She's a real looker, boss, a babe and one hell of an ass licker. Meow," Wooldoor whispers to Sonic slightly.
"No kidding? Ah." Sonic said before turning to Blaze and said, "Hey!"
"Hey back." Blaze said with a nod.
"Well, I got time. So what questions do you got for this hedgehog?"
"All right, my first question involves you being called the Da Vinci of our time. Can you respond to that?"
Sonic couldn't help but chuckle as he said, "Hell, a few paintings I don't mind but..."
"How about your other nickname, the merchant of death," Blaze said narrowing her eyes a bit upset at Sonic. The hedgehog looks alarmed. Somehow, he was expecting that question.
Sonic admit, "Hey, that's not really true. I actually originally design the weapons to be non-lethal; such as immobilization rays designed to freeze a target for an hour without causing permanent damage and missiles that spew out ultra-strong glue. They don't get modified otherwise until AFTER I get done with them. I still haven't figured out who is doing the modifying, though." The hedgehog turn to the camera and saying, "I know who is doing the modifying, actually, but I can't show it yet. It's too early in this fan-fiction. This little alteration in the script {i.e. me initially designing the weapons to be non-lethal but it's others making them lethal without my permission) is just to give me SOME VERY minor semblance of my usual character (i.e. I don't kill unless I absolutely have to). Anyway...you got to Cartoonville, right?"
"Toon Town, hedgehog."
"Right, Toon Town. Yeah, I know the world is not perfect but we're living on it right now. When the day comes when we say 'screw it' to weapons to keep the peace, I will make bricks and beams for baby hospitals."
"Right, rehearse that much?" Blaze ask Sonic dryly, as if not falling for that line at all.
"Well, every night in front of the mirror ever time I go to bed." Sonic said with a shrug. Blaze is annoyed by that piss ass remark. The hedgehog is not even answering her questions!
"So I see."
"If you want, I can show you first hand."
"Look, I want a straight answer, got it?" Blaze asks Sonic exasperated.
Sonic, pause, then figure if Blaze wants a straight answer, he is sure as hell can give her one. The hedgehog said, "My dad has this philosophy. Peace means having one hell of a bigger stick than the other guy."
"Nice line...especially since you're the jerk selling the sticks."
"Look, Miss Blaze, my dad helped defeat Stormtroopers and work on a huge bomb. A lot of people, including your professors at Toon Town should know that."
"Or in this case, war profiteering." Blaze said with a scowl. She ask, "So how do you sleep at night, knowing your weapons are killing people, especially since the lethal modifications are against your will?"
Sonic answers, "To be honest, not very well. I mean, yeah, I can see the 'peace is having better weapons than the enemy' philosophy to SOME point, but there are ways to have good weapons without having them be lethal. I mean, Batman is an excellent example. I suppose the only two saving graces are that: 1. as far as I know, none of the weapons are being used on INNOCENTS (though I could be wrong, admittedly) and 2. I always make it a point to donate ninety percent of the profits of the weapons sales to assort worthy charities." The hedgehog then smile slyly at Blaze as he said, "Going back to sleep though...I can afford to lose a few hours of it...with you?"
"Well, aw, what the hell? I can live with it."
Sonic comment, "Thank goodness for body doubles for scenes like this. Not to mention Sally being intelligent enough to already know I'm just acting

We now see Sonic (or his body double) in bed, screwing the hell out of each other. Since the action is more important than the rough sex, let's cut to the next scene (plus, the fanmake that the author is using a bit hard to use).

It was next morning as Blaze woke up, naked and groaning a bit. The girl has one hell of a time with the hedgehog last night. Speaking of the said billionaire, where is he?
Suddenly the curtains open up showing a bright and day...of course, they are actually electronic pictures shown by the computer of the house, made by Sonic himself.
"Hey Mr. Hedgehog and good morning," A cheerful female voice spoke up startling Blaze. "As of right now, the temperature is 30 degrees and cloud rate is 72 ' A!"
"Okay, who is that?" Blaze asks puzzled.
"That is Nocle, the computer in charge of the place." Another female voice spoke up. Blaze turns to see another woman at the door. She is a red haired brown ground squirrel with light brown on her muzzle and chest area, and blue eyes. She wore only a blue vest and blue boots.
The squirrel gave Blaze her clothes that she is holding while saying, "Miss Blaze, your clothes, dry-cleaned and pressed. And there's a car waiting for you outside to take you wherever you want. I think it's best if you use it now."
"Ahh, so you're Sally Acorn." Blaze said with a smirk as she heard of the one woman who works for Soni as his secretary.
"Of course, obviously."
"Hell, I betcha after all these years, Sonic has you picking his dry cleaning."
"Well I do whatever Sonic requires me to do." Sally said with a dry look on her face. "As well as kick the trash out. Anything else?"
"Nah, not really. Just for you to know, in case you hadn't done THIS with Sonic as well, he's not that good in bed. I wonder if the whole 'Fastest Thing Alive' nickname actually comes from other thing besides his feet." Blaze grinned. "Either he has a problem, or he was actually thinking about another woman when he was with me and therefore couldn't focus. Trust me, I know of these things."
"I bet."

Once Blaze has left the mansion, Sally has to the basement of the mansion knowing Sonic is there working. The whole place is a basement/factory floor where the hedgehog kept his vehicles and machines. Hell, Sonic always came here for his alone time, so to speak.
Sonic was working on his cars while his favorite music is playing, barely so goddamn loud. Sally frowns as she covers her ears and presses a button to turn the music that is playing on the frigging radio off.
"Hey, way past not cool, Sal! What did I tell you, the first rule?" Sonic ask Sally in annoyance.
"Wash your socks?" Sally asks with an amused grin on her face.
"Well, that and never turn my fave ass music off! Jesus, that was on my favorite!"
"Right, you know, you should be half around the world by now, Mr. Humble!"
"So how did she take it?" Sonic ask Sally, referring to Blaze. The hedgehog can guess that the cat is disappointed that the man she have sex with last night did not wake up next to her.
"As usual, like a champ." Sally said, remembering how many times Sonic slept with a woman, only to get up first.
"Sal, why are you so busy trying to hustle me out of here?"
"Your flight was supposed to have left a hour and a half ago. That was the purpose of your trip, to get to the Fire Nation ASAP?"
"Oh funny, I remember that it's my own jet so practically, it leaves when I frigging want it to do." Sonic said with a chuckle of irony.
"Sonic, I got to tell you about a few things before I get you out..." Sally said desperately trying to get Sonic to go and on his way to his business trip already.
"The hell, what's the point of having your own plane if it doesn't wait for you for it gets going? Way past uncool!"
"Sonic, just get going, okay?"
"So what, why do you want to get rid of me," Sonic ask Sally curiously. Sure the hedgehog needs to get his ass to the Fire Nation but his secretary is sure rushing him. "Got plans?"
"You betcha I do." Sally said with a shrug, making Sonic worried for some reason.
"Awww, I don't like it when you have plans."
"It is my birthday, Mr. Humble, I am allowed to make plans, you know."
"Wait, your birthday," Sonic ask surprised before slapping himself on the forehead. D'oh! What an idiot he is! The hedgehog was so busy that he forgotten Sally's birthday.
"Oh yes, it is." Sally said slyly with a smirk, seeing how freaked out her boss is getting. The woman obviously knew that Sonic would forget eventually.
"Uhhhh, I knew that, really. Already?"
"Strange, huh? The same day like last year..."
"Well, come on, get yourself some nice for me." Sonic insist, trying to patch things up with the secretary to avoid making himself look like more than an asshole than usual.
"Actually I did." Sally said with a frown. The woman has use her raise to get herself a birthday present. What a shame that Sonic never got her anything...again!
"So is it nice?"
"Yes, very nice and tasteful. Thanks, Mr. Hedgehog."
"You're welcome, Miss Acorn." Sonic said rubbing the back of his head stupidly and sheepishly as Sally walks away. Gee, the hedgehog is not only being irresponsible but forgetful as well.

Sonic got to the airport as fast as he could in his fastest car arriving at the place a hour and a half later. Once he arrives, the hedgehog got out and head to his airplane. Aladdin is nearby, pissed off and annoyed because of the obvious.
"There you are!" Aladdin snaps in annoyance as Sonic came up to him. "I have been standing here for frigging three hours! You kept me standing here for..."
"Waiting for you now," Sonic said walking past Aladdin. The street rat frowns as he follows the hedgehog into the plane. Soon the thing flies up from the ground and is heading on its way to the Fire Nation. "I got stuck doing a piece for a magazine in case you're wondering, Al."
During the travel, Sonic was talking to Dr. Eggman via his computer laptop while Aladdin was sitting in a chair reading a book.
"So you really think your presentation can help fight against those Fire Nation terrorists, eh?" Dr. Eggman asks Sonic who is getting ready for help where he's at.
"Hell, if I can't, I would be kissing dirt." Sonic said with a chuckle. "The weapons can save the world or die trying."
"Well, you better not die instead trying because I won't sleep tonight. Hell, I probably wouldn't be sleeping at all!"
"Calm down, things will be alright. Speaking of sleeping, why aren't you wearing those new PJs I got ya?"
"Good night, Sonic." Dr. Eggman said dryly as he turns off his computer from where he’s at, ending the connection.
Sonic shrugs as he put his computer away and goes to drinking some beer. However, upon noticing the annoyed look on Aladdin's face, the hedgehog sighs as he said, "Hey, what's the sad face, Al? Let me in. What are you reading?"
"None of your business," Aladdin snaps at Sonic in annoyance, trying to keep on reading big time.
"Hey, sour patch, come on..."
"Who said I was sour? I am not frigging sour!"
"Don't be mad." Sonic insist, making Aladdin more annoyed. Why is this hedgehog insisting on cutting in on his private time?
"Well, you don't respect yourself so why should you do the same to me?" Aladdin ask Sonic with an annoyed sigh.
"Come on, I said I was sorry! Get two drinks and we will talk..."
"Forget it! I don't want a drink."

"Oh yeah, that's what I'm talking about!" Aladdin said drunk at the party Sonic is starting to throw a party right in his plane. The colonel drank anyway and it is driving him wild. "I'm up everything putting on my uniform, and goddamn it, I am seeing naked MALE bodies! What's wrong with some booty now and then???"
"Who knows? Hey, someone get me a beer! We got a thirsty hedgehog over here!" Sonic exclaim, so eager for a drink right about now.

12 hours later, Sonic has arrived in the middle of a mountainous desert right where he needs to be at. The hedgehog is demonstrating some new weapons the army will be using in their fight against terrorism. The generals and such are so eager for the billionaire to show them the kick ass weapons, big time!
"Soldiers, it's time to ask yourselves, would you rather be feared or respected? How about both? We have made the greatest weapon ever, thanks to the latest technology." Sonic explains to the soldiers proudly. "People say that the best weapon is on you never had to fire, I say no way! The best weapon is the one you got to fire, which is how dad and America has done in the fast and damn it, it work out so far."
The hedgehog now takes out a controller use for the missiles so far as he continues, "Time for this hedgehog to show you the latest in Hedgehog Industries' Freedom Line. One excuse is all you need to let one of these off the chain. I betcha the coward ass bad guys won't want to come out of their caves. For your viewing pleasure, I give you...the Jericho."
Sonic press the button on the controller causing a missile to fire into the air. As the soldiers and everyone else watch, the missile soon turns into more separate missiles firing right at a mountain. Faster than you can say, 'what the hell', the missiles made an explosion big enough to be compared to a nuclear bomb! Soldiers were sent back while marveling at the power of the weapon itself.
The army soldiers applaud once the demonstration was over. Sonic comment, "I really have to remember to thank Tails and Rotor for teaching me the mechanical stuff I needed to know for the purposes of this role." The hedgehog get out some wine and said, "To peace, everyone!"
A while later, Sonic is heading into a familiar army car where he will be escorted to donate the weapons to the other armies, ready to kick some ass.
Aladdin heads to him in concern while saying, "Uh, Sonic? We got a car ready for you. Shouldn't..." The man is holding his head, having a headache after being drunk on the planet for a couple of hours.
"Relax, Al. I'm okay." Sonic laugh as he got into the car. "After all, I will be in good hands. After all, what could possibly happen?"

A while after that, however, the escort of cars got attacked with Sonic injured big time and captured by the Fire Nation terrorists who surround him.
''What could possibly happen'? What the hell was I thinking?!' Sonic thought as his captors kept their guns on him while taking the poor hedgehog into custody...their custody that is.

Author's note
Well, folks, you now know what happen to the events that led up to Sonic's capture, but who are these guys and what do they want with the hedgehog? Read, review and suggest, folks!