Histeria: The Next Generation

I started this story last year, but have to delay it for reasons that are personal. Now after two years on hiatus, I am finally getting back to it. Except this time, I am going to revise the prologue (the one I am starting this with) around a bit. So here we go!
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(QC to a restaurant in Washington D.C. We go to inside. In one table, we see the grown-up adults. Namely Froggo, Pule, Toast, and Loud)

Loud: MAN, I CAN'T BE WE ALL GOING TO BE FATHERS!

Toast: Gad! I mean I found out about my kid a week after me and Pepper got married! Dude, I thought it will take weeks!

Froggo: Well, you got lucky. At least you are going to get a kid.

Loud: Why?

Froggo: Me and Aka were unable to get any kids yet.

Toast: Dude! Why?

Froggo: I don't know. I haven't figured out that part as of yet.

Loud: Oh. Anyway, I can't believe Pule is also a dad.

Pule: I don't believe it either. I mean, I got a crush on Susanna since our show started. We did admit we liked each other during that whole mess with the second H! Haters League. After the movie we starred in together, we got marry just like that.

Toast: What I also don't believe is that Lucky Bob and Cho-Cho is going to have a kid!

Froggo: Heh. Who knew what he knew how to do "it".

Pule: With Cho-Cho, I am not surprised.

(A beeping noise was heard. Loud took his pager out of his pocket and look at the writing on it. He looked shocked.)

Loud: OH MY GOSH! CHARITY'S WATER IS BROKEN!

Others: Huh?

Loud: IT MEANS...MY BABY IS COMING!!

(Everyone quickly got up, pay for their food, and left. The beeping noise is still heard. Loud has left his pager behind. Lucky Bob appears. He is eating there as well. He was getting ready to leave when he noticed Loud's pager. He picks it up)

Lucky Bob: (reading pager) Loud, the who-know-what is coming! (Pauses) Whoa!

(QC to emergency room. The doors quickly opened. Some doctors come in with Charity on the sketcher. Loud came in also. He is wearing a uniform just like the doctors)

Loud: DON'T WORRY, DEAR! I WAS HOPING THIS DAY WILL COME!

Charity: Loud, you shouldn't... (Pains then start kicking up) OH MY GOSH! IT HURTS!

(QC to hospital room where the other grown-ups, including the originals, are at. Charity's yells was heard while Pepper and Susanna was eating in a ice cream bowl)

Pepper: Oh great. I got that to look forward to.

Susanna: Whoop-dee-do. At least Pule went easy on me.

Pule: Hey!

Aka: Geez, I wondered how that could be.

Pule: Will you guys quit it?

Toast: Why not, Pule dude? We enjoyed making fun of ya at times. Not much that we did a long time ago though.

Pule: (sarcastic) Geez, thanks

(QC to ER. The baby is now out. Loud looks nervous as the doctor gave him a pair of scissors.)

Doctor: Mr. Kiddington, would you mind cutting the cord?

(Loud did so, trying not to throw up. So no one will get sick or anything, QC to a few minutes later. We are now in Charity's room. She is in her bed, holding her baby. Loud is next to her. All the Histerians are there as well. The baby looks like BFB, which means he is a boy.)

Charity: Isn't he cute, Loud?

Loud: Just like his dad. What should we call him?

Charity: How about BB?

Loud: HUH? WHY?

Charity: Loud! Don't yell!

Loud: Sorry. Anyway, why?

Charity: It will be a good name. Plus, you made peace with BB a long time ago. Remember when he is dating my cousin?

Loud: Oh. I guess we should call him BB. BB Kiddington. THAT is a good name.

Toast: Congratulations, dude!

Aka: Totally, homie!

Froggo: Ditto here. (Sighs)

Charity: Still not getting over the fact you don't have a kid yet, huh Froggo?

Froggo: What? Oh. I guess we should go. See ya. Come on, Aka.

Aka: There, there, Froggy. We will get a kid. I am sure of it.

Froggo: I hope so.

(He left in a droop. Froggo and Aka passed Lucky Bob who just arrived)

Lucky Bob: Hello, sir!

F. Time: Lucky Bob! What are you doing here??

Lucky Bob: Returning Loud's pager.

Loud: I didn't... (Checks his pockets, realizing he forgotten his pager) Oops. How embarrassing.

Lucky Bob: Heeeeerreee's pager!

(He holds up Loud's pager. Loud took it from him)

Loud: Uh, thanks.

Pepper: Hey, LB. How you and Cho-Cho doing?

Lucky Bob: She is fine, sir!

Miss Info: Do you have to call everyone, sir???

Lucky Bob: You are correct, sir!

WOW: I knew that was coming.

(Two months later after BB was born, Toast and Pepper were in the park sitting on the bench. Oh things were all right, until Pepper starts getting pains)

Pepper: (moans while holding her stomach)

Toast: Hey, baby, you're all right?

Pepper: I'm fine, Toast. (Moans again)

Toast: That's it. I am calling the hospital. (Takes out his cellphone)

(QC to inside the ambulance. Like Charity, Pepper is on the sketcher, while Toast is next to her holding her hand)

Toast: Things are going to be all right, babe.

Pepper: Toast, this is very un- (pains kicking up) OH MY GOSH! IT HURTS, IT HURTS! (Screaming maniacally)

(Toast rolls his eyes; QC to an hour later. Everyone, including BB whose is in Charity's arms, is in Pepper's room. In Pepper's arms is a baby that looks like BFB Girl. Take a guess.)

Toast: Whoa, dude! It's a girl!

F. Time: When did you figured that out, Einstein?

Toast: My name is Toast.

(rimshot courtesy of BFB, the original one)

Charity: So what are you going to call her?

Pepper: I decided on Cinnamon, since it looks good on...toast! (Laughing maniacally)

Toast: Oh yeah, good one, dear.

(BB notices Cinnamon, then thought-talk (anyone seen "Look Who's Talking"?) to her)

BB: (thought-talk) Hey, girlie! Welcome to the new world!

Cinnamon: (thought-talk) Uh, thanks. It's bigger than my normal room.

BB: (thought-talk) I am NOT going to ask.

(Susanna then starts moaning a little.)

Pule: Anything all right?

Susanna: No I'm fine. (Pains kicking up again) OW!

Pule: Oh my gosh! My baby is coming!

(Doctor came in, overheard this)

Doctor: What? Another one? (Calls in hall) Someone get a sketcher in here!

(Some doctors came in with a sketcher and put Susanna on it. They then took her to the ER)

Pule: Wait! I can't afford a room right now!

WOW: That's okay, Pule. We can help you out.

Pule: Really???

Loud: Sure. After what we did to you when you were young, we want to make up for it.

Pule: Thanks you guys.

Toast: Your welcome, dude!

(A few minutes, everyone is now in Susanna's room. She is holding a BFB boy.)

Pule: Oh cool. It's a boy!

Miss Info: Why am I not surprised?

Mr. Smartypants: Uh, maybe because you usually like hanging around boys?

Miss Info: Oh, Mr. Smartypants, don't be silly.

Susanna: Me and Pule came up with a name for him. Leon Houser.

Loud: Oooh. That's a good one.

Charity: In the words of Lucky Bob, "You are correct, sir!"

Pepper: Two babies in one day, what are the odds?

Toast: Uh, 20-1? Is this a trick question?

Pepper: No dear.

Toast: Oh.

(While this is going on, the two babies who are with their mothers thought-talk to Leon.)

BB: (thought-talk) Hey, nice to see you here, uh, Leon right?

Cinnamon (thought-talk) You are going to love it out here. There is a certain part of feeding that BB told me that you should try.

Leon: (thought-talk; disgusted) Oh yeah. Thanks for telling me.

(QC to Lucky Bob and Cho-Cho's house. Lucky bob is returning from wherever he went to.)

Lucky Bob: Hi-yo, dear!

(Cho-Cho is on the chair, looking over her catalogs she is inspecting for Chit. She looks up, and smiles at her husband)

Cho-Cho: Hi, LB. How is your runaround?

Lucky Bob: It is fine, sir!

Cho-Cho: (giggling) I knew you were going to say that.

Lucky Bob: What are you doing?

Cho-Cho: Duh. Inspecting the catalogs for Chit, what else.

Lucky Bob: Yes now!

(He turns to leave, when...)

Cho-Cho: Lucky Bob.

(He turns back)

Lucky Bob: Yes?

(Cho-Cho smiles)

Cho-Cho: It's time.

Lucky Bob: Uh, six o'clock?

Cho-Cho: No, that OTHER time.

(Lucky Bob thinks (it's a miracle!) then realizes)

Lucky Bob: Oh. OH!

(QC to a few minutes later in Cho-Cho's hospital room. Lucky Bob is next to her. Like the first three times, the H! cast is with them.)

Cho-Cho: Isn't she precious, Lucky Bob?

(She is holding, you guess it, a BFB girl)

Lucky Bob: You are correct, sir!

Aka: Good job bringing her here, Lucky Bob.

Lucky Bob: Thank you sir. Hiyo!

Charity: So what are you going to name her?

Cho-Cho: I am thinking of the name, Kelly. What do you say?

Lucky Bob: Yes now. Hiyo.

(Kelly is smiling at her parents)

Lucky Bob: Look, she's smiling at us.

(Cho-Cho thinks a moment)

Cho-Cho: Smiling...Kelly. That's a good name. Smiling Kelly.

Miss Info: Well, this turn about to be a good year, right guys?

WOW: I know two adults who are happy right now.

(Both parents smiled, while Smiling Kelly is smiling back. Fade to black)

{Some years later Note: the few minutes of this part takes place before 24 ½ Days. QC to a house in Washington D.C. We go inside of a boy's room. The alarm clock rang. It is one of those radio things.)

Voice: (on radio) Good morning, America. This is Barry Ding with your usual stuff. We got a good morning today and it usually means time for the kids to starting going to school. In others news...

(A hand turns the radio off. He got up and yawns. We see that he is a yellow-haired boy. He sorta looked like Loud, except he looks 9 years old. He got dressed and sneaked downstairs to the Kitchen. We see a woman in there preparing for breakfast. He smiles evilly and sneaks up behind her. He looks like he is about to yell when...)

Woman: Don't even try it.

(He stops what he is doing. He frowns.)

Boy: How do you know it was me?

(She turns around. It is Charity Bazaar only 9 years even older. She smiles.)

Charity: Well, when you spent a time with your father like I do, you learn things.

Boy: Right. What a nut.

(He sat down for breakfast. Charity shrugs and finishes up making breakfast. She sets it down on the table.)

Boy: THAT IS GOOD, MOM!

Charity: (scowling) BB! I thought I told you to stop yelling at the table.

BB: Sorry. Geez what a grouch!

Charity: You reminded me of your father when he was your age.

(Then the father came in. It's, obviously, the even more grown-up Loud Kiddington.)

Loud: Well, I can't stay too long. I am needed at the office. (To BB) So how's my little slugger?

BB: FINE, BUT I THINK MOM NEEDS TO STOP BEING A GROUCH!

(Loud winces a bit)

Loud: Geez, now I know how people felt when I did that. You know, when I was your age, my yelling made...

BB: A scientist to go insane and cause him to almost ruin your life. Yeah, yeah. You told me this story already.

Loud: Oh. (Pauses)I guess you know all of our stories.

BB: Including the one of how you and mom fell in love. But didn't you say you were gonna tell me a new one after my first day of school today?

Loud: Oh yeah, the one where I was an FBI agent for a month and they thought I killed your mother.

BB: WHAT?! YOU DIDN'T TELL ME THAT PART EARLIER!!

Charity: You should learn to yell less often.

BB: Yeah, yeah. {We hear a bus horn outside.)

Charity: Oops! That is your bus! Come on, we don't want to make the bus driver late for your first day at school!

(BB heads for the door with his stuff he brought down. He notices his mom and dad kissing and start making gross faces.)

BB: In the words of Aunt Mills, "Eew, Yuckosis!"

Charity: (laughing) Now let's get to your bus!

(QC to outside as Charity is taking BB to the bus. He got on while Charity is talking to the bus driver.)

Charity: Now be careful not to hit big bumps. You might make BB sing the beer song like Loud once did.

(We see that the bus driver is...Father Time!)

F. Time: Geez, you're all grown-up and you're still complaining. I thought the world changed after a few years. But no!

BB: Hi, Grandpa. How's Grandma?

Father Time: Don't call me Grandpa! And if you must know, the World's Oldest Woman is still cruising the Nile. She sent her love.

BB: (laughing) YEAH, PROVIDING SHE QUIT LOVING YOUNGER GUYS!

Father Time: Sit down!

BB: BYE MOM!

Charity: See you later, BB. (She went back into the house)

(Inside the bus, BB sits next to his friend Leon Houser, Pule and Susanna's son.)

BB: HEY LEON! HOW ARE YOU?

(Leon looks like Pule Houser, except his clothes looks like he got them out of the garbage can. He speaks like his dad, though.)

Leon: Oh pretty fine. Mommy and Daddy are doing a new movie.

BB: REALLY? WHAT IS IT?

Leon: Some sort of remake of Spy Kids. That is all I know. My parents said they might get the parts as the parents.

BB: GEEZ. YOU THOUGHT YOUR PARENTS WAS WEIRD? MINE DOESN'T ALWAYS LET ME YELL.

Leon: At least I am used to it.

(QC to Father Time in the driver's seat)

Father Time: Okay, kids. Hang on. We got more kids to pick up!

(He activates the bus. QC to outside as the bus drove away. After a while they pick up two more kids, one a maniacal looking young girl and the other a more together and calm young boy. This is Toast and Pepper's daughter Cinnamon, and Froggo and Aka's son Toadster.}

Cinnamon: Yo grandpa, how's it hanging?!

Father Time: If that was supposed to make me feel sorry that you have to start at a new school, well...it didn't okay?

Cinnamon: Whoh, is the old guy losing some braincells there?

Toadster: Can we just sit on the bus and save the rest of your old guy jokes for tomorrow?

Cinnamon: Whoh, major party poopage. {The two kids shrug and sit next to BB and Leon as the bus drives away again}

Leon: So what'd you guys hear about this new school they're sending us to?

Toadster: There's supposed to be all kinds of people from the past that were on our parents' TV show teaching us. I don't know how that makes any sense because those historical people are hundreds of years old, but our parents knew them so I guess they're okay.

Cinnamon: I hear some extra who was barely on our parents' show is the principal! We're gonna get executive privileges right off the bat, that is so cool!

Leon: I dunno, I get enough special favors from the agents that beg my Mom and Dad to be in their movies.

BB: WELL IN ANY CASE I HOPE WE DON'T HAVE TO PUT UP WITH ANY-

Voice: {Female} Ow! It's funny that for all the yelling you do, you're not that good at listening to your mom and dad about it.

{BB now sees another kid, a young female kid, get on the bus: Smiling Kelly, Cho-Cho's yellow haired daughter}

BB: {Quiet} Oh, sorry about that Smiling Kelly.

Kelly: That's okay, I hear our new vice principal is kind of a blowhard so I guess I should get used to loud voices.

BB: So you want me to keep yelling, is that it? WELL OKAY THEN, HOW'S THIS!!

Kelly: Actually, I think I'm prepared enough now, thanks anyway.

BB: You're welcome. {Kelly goes over to sit with some girls on the back of the bus as the guys snicker} WHAT?!

Cinnamon: What a surprise, you didn't shut up for anyone but her. I wonder why?

Toadster: Guys, cut it out, if he's in love with Kelly he has the right to be that way.

BB: I AM NOT IN LOVE WITH-{Notices Kelly staring at him}I MEAN, UM, I AM NOT IN LOVE WITH THOSE GUYS THAT TRIED TO KILL OUR PARENTS, DID THEY TELL YOU ABOUT THEM TOO?{BB smiles nervously as the bus ride continues}

{Cut to the new school of these kids, most notably the school auditorium. The kids there are yakking away until a powerful voice interrupts them}

Voice: Silence, forceful young minds!

{The owner of the voice steps forward to reveal himself as Histeria! bit player Kip Ling, who as a grownup has the voice of James Earl Jones}

Kip Ling: I am Principal Ling, and welcome to your new school. If you have any problems, I'll eventually have to break it up myself so just come to me and spare us the waiting. Also here to help is someone I would introduce if he was actually here. Where is that blasted Dummy anyway?

{The auditorium doors opens and a foppish and somewhat clumsy looking man comes in and runs to the stage, though he trips before he gets there, which makes the kids laugh of course. Finally he gets up and approaches Principal Ling}

Man:{With a British accent}Sorry I'm late, I had 4 blasted funerals to go to last night and it took the wind out of me to get back up again.

Ling: Well I hope you're as eager to aid me with these kids as you are to get up when you're late for work, Vice Principal Hugh Dummy. {The kids laugh since it sounds like he's saying huge dummy}

Dummy: Now why did you have to say that for, you know I'm the only one who hates that sick joke of a name.

Ling: Then perhaps we can get your mind off of it with this news. I would personally like to introduce some new students in our class, the offspring of some old friends of mine. I've often had to get you to listen to me by saying I used to be on the show Histeria! though I was in none of the later battles of that show, well here are the children of the ones who did.{Points to the 5 young Histerians}It is an honor to have you here today and for the future.

Cinnamon: What'd I tell you, we got in good with the big wigs and we'll be running this place inside of a week!

Dummy: Oh, is that supposed to be a threat? {Dummy walks over to the 5 kids} Apparently you think because your parents almost destroyed our country you have control over us, is that it? Perhaps you need to learn that we're not so weak over here, and maybe if your parents thought we were stronger they wouldn't have found it dandy to try to ruin us all back then. Detention for the lot of you!

BB: THAT'S NOT FAIR!!

Dummy: Life isn't fair kiddo, get used to it!

Ling: Hugh, Hugh what are you doing? You can't give out detentions on the first day of school, especially not because of a joke!

Dummy: Look, you know how I feel about having these kids here, they disgrace our good name by being related to those that nearly killed us all.

Ling: That was 25 years ago, you weren't even in Washington when that spider thing attacked it, you weren't even out of high school either. Give it a rest, Hugh.

Dummy: Fine, but once they step out of line don't expect any rest to be taken then. {He walks off}

BB: Sure thing huge dummy. {The kids snicker and Dummy growls as he leaves the auditorium}

Ling: All right then, with that over and done with we will now have you paired up into your new classrooms with your new teachers. Enjoy the rest of the day and don't make me have to see any of you in my office in the foreseeable future. Aids, you may hand out the roster sheets while I go back in the office to clean my black helmet collection up.

(QC to a classroom that all the new H! kids are at. They are in sitting in their desks as well as the other kids who are there. The maps of the countries, the historical landmarks models, timelines and such suggested that this is History class.)

Cinnamon: Wow, coolie-cool! Our first class is something our parents did well!

BB: Any of you guys got the info of who our first teacher is, who is also our home teacher?

Leon: I heard he was a big meanie.

Smiling Kelly: Now how bad can he be?

(The door to the classroom slammed open and in stomps Soviet Union leader Joseph Stalin. He isn't in a happy mood this morning. As he walks to his desk to sit down, he talks.)

Joseph Stalin: There will be no yelling, music playing, having fun, or anything I don't allowed unless I say so in this class. Now then, my name is Joseph Stalin, leader of the once great Soviet Union. I am your History teacher, although I preferred to teach only Russian instead of those other countries' histories! Unfortunately, I had no choice now. Now then, we will begin by introducing ourselves. And you will do it by saying your names and what your parents do! (Points to a student) You!

(A few minutes later, he is getting to the H! kids.)

Stalin: You! (Points to Cinnamon) Who are you and what your parents do?

Cinnamon: My name is Cinnamon, and my dad is a coolie-cool MTV host and my mom is a talent agent for the stars! AH-HA-HA!

Stalin: Oh great. I think I know whose her parents are. You! (Points to BB)

BB: UH HI. MY NAME IS BB KIDDINGTON. MY DAD WORKS IN AN OFFICE AND MY MOM IS A SPOKESPERSON ABOUT DEPRESSION OR SOMETHING LIKE THAT.

Stalin: Terrific! Another loud person! Why, oh why must my life be tortured further?! You! (Points to Leon)

Leon: My name is Leon Houser. Both my parents are successful movie stars.

Stalin: (sarcastic) Oh great, so we oughta give you credit for your parents' work then. (Normal) You! (Points to Toadster)

Toadster: My name is Toadster. My dad is a voice actor and my mom is TV show host. Well, they aren't my real parents, I was adopted by them a while ago. Thank you.

Smiling Kelly: (whispering to BB) I didn't know he was adopted.

BB: (whispering back) Maybe he didn't like to talk about it.

Stalin: I can hear you whispering from back here, so stop it now! (To Toadster) You looked familiar. Who is your father?

Toadster: Froggo.

Stalin: (startled) F-f-Froggo?? My little buddy?

Toadster: Uh-huh.

Stalin: And he adopted you, right?

Toadster: Oh yeah.

(Stalin cracks a smile. This is the first time we see him do it all morning.)

Stalin: So you are my little buddy's little buddy. I can see that we will get along just fine. (Frowns again and points to Smiling Kelly) You! Who are you and what your parents do?

Smiling Kelly: My name is Smiling Kelly. Both my parents are entrepreneurs with a man named Chit Chatterson.

BB: (thinking) Wow! She is beautiful when she does that!

Stalin: Chit Chatterson?! Bah! That idiot was the one who made me an exercise instructor a long time ago and I was humiliated after that! Now then, your assignment today...

Leon: Assignment?!

Cinnamon: Why are you giving us all an assignment on our first day?!

Stalin: Because this is my class and therefore, I can send out any assignments on the first day if I want! (Laughs evilly) Now then, you will all write a 5 page essay of what you did during the summer. All except Toadster.

BB: HEY! THAT ISN'T FAIR! HOW COME HE DIDN'T GET TO DO ONE?!

Stalin: (threatened) I will make it 100 pages!

BB: BUT...

Smiling Kelly: Don't, BB. My parents told me that Stalin can turn nasty when he's mad.

BB: (given up) Okay...

(Toadster looks guilty as the other kids, including his pals, work on their assignment while Stalin is sitting in his seat, satisfied.)

{Cut to another classroom, this one taught by the 16th President himself, Abe Lincoln}

Lincoln: Welcome to your first English class, children. As the writer of one of the most famous speech of all time, I've been asked to pass down what I know to you youngsters. We'll start off with a sample from said speech. {Clears his throat} Four score and seven years ago-

BB: WHAT'S THAT SUPPOSED TO MEAN?!

Lincoln: Oh perfect, let's hope to God Mr. Kiddington's son is a faster learner than he is. Look, a score is short for 20 years, and four score is 80.

BB: So that's 80 years added to 7....THAT'S 87 YEARS!!!

Lincoln: Yes, 87 years ago.

BB: so that's 2025, minus 87...THAT'S-{before he can finish reenacting his father's famous bit, a spitball is thrown at him} HEY, WHO THREW THAT?!

{We now go to the back of the room to see a leather jacket wearing blond haired boy with a passing resemblance to the teenaged Macaulay Culkin}

Boy: I did, I had to stop you from doing that bit that drove our hero crazy somehow.

Lincoln: Ah yes, Mr. Henry Talkin. I should thank you for stopping that parody so I'll do it by taking away the rest of your spitball arsenal for today.

Talkin: Okay, you want it. Then here you go. {Talkin gets out a straw and spits out a series of spitballs at Lincoln's head} Ha, I didn't know we were back at Forbes Theater again Mr. President! {Laughs although it's more like a scream like the one in Home Alone}

Lincoln: Okay little mister, perhaps we should stick you in another classroom to plan tomorrow's reenactment. I think Mr. McClellan would like a new student to hear his class on how to retreat from a fight with the Confederate Army, come on.

Talkin: Not him, he's a God**mm wimp! You wouldn't be taking me out if I didn't hurt the precious son of Loud Kiddington, enemy of our dead idol, would you?!

Toadster: Excuse me, which one of BB's dad's enemies are you talking about?

Talkin: You'll find out after school, we'll all be waiting to teach you a real lesson then. {Walks out of the classroom}

Leon: Boy, at least we found out about the scary part of school pretty quick.

{Fade to after school as the kids walk out of their final class. Or rather, they run out as the voice of Nikola Tesla calls after them}

Tesla: {V.O} Remember science class, I want a real thermonuclear device brought in by the end of the week, death rays won't build themselves until they have a thermonuclear device! That'll show the genius doubting skeptics that pass for your parents!!{Laughs madly until we hear a zapping sound}Ow. I guess my prototype death ray still has a few bugs.

Cinnamon: Dude, that guy was mega creepy!

Leon: And I thought my parents told me stories about him and Mr. Stalin just to scare me. But at least our other teachers are nice.

BB: Yeah, at least the other kids are nice except for that one guy.

Voice: Aw, forget your lesson teacher already?

{The H! kids' kids now see Talkin in front of them, along with two new kids, one a big, strong tough kid with the traditional tough guy/stupid kid look on his face, and the other one is the trademark wimpy looking kid}

BB: WHAT DO YOU WANT, TALKEN?!

Tough kid: {With a New York accent} Hey, that any way to talk to the teacher man? Want me to set his face straight enough so he doesn't open his trap again, Henry?

Talkin: Not yet Robby.

Wimpy kid: Um, are you sure we should be doing this lesson in the hallway, wouldn't it be better to do this in the classroom so the other teachers could help us teach? {Talkin hits the wimpy kid}

Talkin: Shut up Malcolm, I'm done with the teaching metaphor!

Robby: Aw, I wanted to eat the apples they were gonna give us. But if they didn't bother to give us any anyway...

Talkin: Will you both shut up?!{Pause}That's better, now we can introduce ourselves better. Fellows, you remember me, Henry Talkin. And these are my somewhat less esteemed colleagues in bullying and running this place, Robby 'Prano, and Malcolm Tunic.

Leon: {To Robby} Hey, my parents did a guest star turn on the Sopranos 20th anniversary reunion show a while back, you look like one of those guys?

Robby: Want me to show him how I can punch like them too, Henry?

Talkin: Not yet!! You see what I have to put up with, if I didn't keep them in line the Burrowz would be nothing but a joke.

Kelly: The Burrows?

Malcolm: That's Burrowz, with a Z at the end, we named our gang after the guy your parents killed more than once. {Talkin hits Malcolm again}

Talkin: I was going to tell them that, next time you actually wanna say something right for once, make sure I don't plan to say it first!

Toadster: Look, this is very interesting, but we should be getting back home right now. {The Burrowz block the kids way out}

Talkin: You're not going nowhere until you realize that we're in charge here. We're the tops dogs in this school, and just because your parents killed the guy who we named our club after don't mean you're gonna be a problem.

BB: A PROBLEM LIKE YOUR PROBLEM CHILD FACE, RIGHT? {The kids snicker a bit}

Talkin: Oh, the famous Kiddington loud wit. That won't help you later on, we'll make sure you're not so smart in dealing with us later on. Just stay out of our way.

Kelly: But you were the ones who got in our way first and why would we want to even talk to people like you anyway?

Robby: Hmm, dame's got a smart mouth on her, should I shut it up a bit Henry?

BB: YOU JUST TRY AND DO THAT ALTHOUGH YOU WON'T GET VERY FAR!!

Malcolm: {Nervous} Ow! You'd better follow his advice, he sounds serious!

Talkin: {Growls} Okay, you've been warned. Remember that or we'll make you remember with more extreme methods. Come on Burrowz, we got some extra money to rip off! Burrowz rule! {The gang members run off and Dummy then comes into the scene}

Dummy: Ah, I see you've met our first resident troublemakers before you came along.

Leon: Who are those guys, one sounds really mean and the other two sound real dumb!

Dummy: Yes, the Burrowz, they've been troublemakers ever since they came to this school. They think naming themselves after a violent robotic criminal will get them even more respect. I wonder where they got that idea? {Glares at the kids}

Cinnamon: I dunno, and I'd rather get home than figure it out! See you... {Chuckles} Huge dummy! {The kids laugh as they head out of school}

Dummy: Ooh, if it wasn't for that stupid principal that likes them so much just because their parents were famous!{Thinks}But, it seems I'm not the only one that's taken a disliking to them. Perhaps the Burrowz can actually serve a purpose other than disrupting our school for once. Yes, they can make sure that those kids will be kept in line, or if they can't and I have to give the kids detention for their rebellion...that'd be okay too.

(QC back to the Kiddington and Bazaar household. BB came in the door. Charity is sitting on the couch watching TV.)

BB: Mom! I'm home!

Charity: Hi, BB! How's your first day of school?

BB: Pretty great, except I sorta almost ran into some problems.

Charity: Uh oh. What are they?

BB: Well, at the beginning, me and my pals met our new vice principal by the name of Hugh Dummy. (Snicker) That name still makes me laugh.

Charity: So what's the problem?

BB: He took an instant disliking to us because we are related to you and the others.

Charity: sigh The incidents again.

BB: Yep. This guy freaks out when people laughed at his name. Wasn't there another guy who hated being teased because of his name? Vincent Doore or something?

Charity: Vincent Morre, and you're right. He hated being confused for the actors Vincent Price and Peter Lorre, and he hated your father and your aunt Info so much that he teams up with Gene Burrows to try to kill them and your uncle Harry, including me.

BB: Oh, speaking of the devil, my friends and I met a nasty group of bullies who called themselves the Burrowz.

Charity: Don't tell me. They named their group after the most evilest man-robot in the world?

BB: Yep. But they are losers so I don't think there is a problem.

Charity: Well, try not to get into any fights. Your father and I don't want to hear that you are causing problems.

BB: I am not! If there are any problems, they are the ones who started it!

Charity: Okay then. Your father should be home in a few minutes. You better get ready because your aunt Info is coming over to visit with her fiancée.

BB: Oh yeah. Mr. Smartypants. Now *that's* an odd couple.

Charity: (laughing) Go upstairs, you crazy boy.

(BB heads upstairs. QC to Toadster's house. His parents are at the table talking when he came in.)

Aka: Hey, Toadster! How's school go?

Toadster: Pretty good, mom.

Froggo: Did you make new friends or meet your teachers or what?

Toadster: Well, my home teacher is a Soviet Union dictator named Stalin. Wasn't he your big buddy, dad?

Froggo: Oh yeah. He didn't bothered laying a hand on me, except in that movie parody of that Animaniacs movie, because I am his little buddy.

Toadster: Well, he went easy on me because he said I am your little buddy because I told him you adopted me.

Aka: Let me guess, he didn't go easy on everyone else?

Toadster: Nope. I hope the others don't turn on me because of that.

Aka: Hey, don't worry. They wouldn't think less of ya because you are going to be Stalin's pet.

Froggo: Stalin's pet. Heh. That's good, honey.

Aka: Hey, thanks.

(QC to Cinnamon's house. We can see that part of the house is set up like a studio. It looks like Toast's set like in 24 Days. Toast is doing his thing as usual.)

Toast: Okay, dudes. That was No. 2000, a song by the Frontavenue Girls! Dude, they look like ripoffs of a certain band to me! Anyway, after commercial, our No. 2001!

(The camera turns off, meaning they went off the air. The cameraman talks to Toast.)

Cameraman: And...we're clear.

(Toast got up, while Cinnamon comes in.)

Cinnamon: Hey, dad.

Toast: Oh, hi, Cinnamon little dudette!

Cinnamon: Uh, dad, are you sure about doing this at our house?

Toast: Sure! Doing my show here was a blast! MTV approved it, so why bothered complaining?

Cinnamon: I guess not. BTW, I need help on my homework.

Toast: Can't. I gotta go back on the air in a few minutes. Why don't you ask your mom?

Cinnamon: Uh, okay?

(Cinnamon goes to the living room. Her mom is talking on the cell phone.)

Pepper: And don't forget! I want him at my office by tomorrow or it's your head, Jonathan!

(Pepper hangs up. Cinnamon goes to her.)

Cinnamon: Uh, mom? Can you help me with my homework?

Pepper: Why, sure, sweetie! Just give me a few minutes and I will help, providing that certain people don't interrupted.

Cinnamon: Wow! Thanks mom! You are so coolie-cool, dudette! (Screaming maniacally and she runs upstairs.)

Pepper: sigh She reminds me...of me.

(QC to Leon's house. It looks like a Hollywood mansion but in Washington D.C. A butler is there to greet Leon. He sounds like the man on the intercom in "Histeria 15 Years Later: The Return of Evil Loud")

Butler: Ah, welcome back, Master Leon. How is your first day?

Leon: Pretty good, though will you please just call me Leon? I don't like the fancy stuff.

Butler: Well, you should at least wear good clothes since your parents are successful stars.

Leon: But I don't like wearing those kind of clothes. They make me look snotty. Speaking of parents, when are mom and dad coming home?

Butler: Next week or weekend. Their movie is almost finished by now.

Leon: (sighing) Well, at least I got hope now. I am going to my bedroom to do my homework. Don't interrupt me.

Butler: Yes, master Leon.

(QC to Smiling Kelly's house. Lucky Bob and Cho-Cho are there working. Smiling Kelly came in.)

Cho-Cho: Hello, Smiling Kelly.

Lucky Bob: How is your first day now?

Kelly: Pretty good, except that whole mess with the vice-principal, teachers, and bullies.

Lucky Bob: You have fun now!

Kelly: Uh, right. What you said. Mom, can I ask you a question?

Cho-Cho: Oh sure. Go ahead.

Kelly: Well, I started having feelings for a boy...

Cho-Cho: Say no more. Who is the lucky guy?

Lucky Bob: Hey, I am the one who supposed to be lucky here.

Cho-Cho: Oops. Sorry.

Kelly: Never mind. I will tell you later.

(QC to Smiling Kelly's room. It looks like a everyday girl's room. Kelly came in and lay on her back, thinking about something.)

Kelly: (thinking) Oh BB...

{Cut back to the Kiddington house as Loud and Charity are speaking with Miss Info and Mr. Smartypants, who of course look 25 years older than usual}

Charity: So what's the big surprise you two wanted to show us? If it's about Smartypants getting the cold shoulder for the upcoming wedding, I gotta tell you that stopped being surprising after the 5th time.

Smartypants: Hey, I don't remember you being so calm before your own wedding either.

Loud: {Not too happy} If you meant that as a reference to her mishaps with William Shelton that night before the wedding....

Miss Info: Well before we figure out the answer to that, let's get our guest in here! {BB is now seen walking into the room}

BB: Hi Aunt Info, hi nervous guy in his pants!

Loud: Your guest is my son?

Smartypants: And my fiancée's unofficial nephew technically, but now can we get the real guest in here, please? {The real guest then shows up and he's....}

BB: Uncle Harry!{BB goes over to his unofficial "uncle", Harry Norman, who's dressed in some quite expensive clothing to hide his almost 60 year old appearance}Did you bring me any new robot parts from your lab?

Harry: No, President Bush the 3'rd got a bit mad after last time. You'd think as the leading voice in robot research that won't wind up destroying the world one day, he'd be a little more grateful. But never mind, his continuing of his dad's war like temper isn't why I'm here. Hello Kiddington family!

Charity: Hi Harry. So aside from that mishap with your boss the rest of your job is going well?

Harry: Yes, being the head of the country's scientific division has some advantages. {A ding sound is heard}

Charity: Well be sure to tell us about it after I make sure our food hasn't burned up in the oven!

Loud: I'll keep the fire extinguisher on stand by just in case!

Charity: Your reassurance is very helpful, dear. {Loud and Charity head off}

Miss Info: {Laughs} I guess those tips she got from that cloned Martha Stewart didn't help her much. But at least she's getting great work in consulting those that have had the misfortune of meeting her.

Smartypants: Yeah, next to you she always was the most charmed one of our group.

BB: Hey, that reminds me, I was meaning to talk to you guys about something. You three have known my parents way longer than I have, right?

Harry: Ha, when I first met your dad you weren't even close to being close to being close to being close enough to be considered to be born. Though with my recent pay increase I could actually test that prediction, but you didn't want to hear that, did you?

BB: Actually, I wanted to hear you answer this more. {Pause} Um, well....you know how Mom and Dad fell in love when they were, well, about my age?

Miss Info: How could we forget, they were almost killed for that.

BB: Yeah, Dad doesn't like to talk about that part of the story, but, well...you guys also saw my friends' parents fall in love at that age, so I was wondering, well....what's that like?

Smartypants: Gee, I wonder why you're asking us that question?

BB: {Defensive} No big reason, I'm just curious. I mean all the grownups we know fell in love at, well, my age, and I'm wondering what it was like for them.

Harry: Well, I really only saw Loud and Charity fall in love, and they was barely any time to see that anyway since we were on the run. I can't speak for how they were feeling, but we all know how much it grew after that.

Miss Info: I sure do. You may have been an occasional guest star in our little adventures, but I was a regular and I've seen them prove time and again how much it grew for 5 lifetimes. And I saw how all the other kids fell in love and then they had you guys too, so....what was the question again?

BB: {Sighs} Never mind Aunt Info.

Harry: Okay, well that settles that, why don't we sit down?{Miss Info and Mr Smartypants sit down but Harry stays behind and then whispers in BB's ear}Don't worry, your uncle Harry isn't a spy so you don't have to tell me who you like.

BB: I WHAT?!

Harry: Shush! {Quietly} Why else would you ask that love question to us, I am a very smart fellow, you know. I don't care who you like, but if you do like her, figure out how to express it. Aunt Info already gave examples of how wonderful things can be when you do express it, so maybe that'll help.{Pats BB on the back}Now, what do you say we sit down and relax for the rest of our visit, I have some great stories to tell about the upcoming Presidential election! This one guy who's running sounds so much like a character on that Simpsons show that it's really freaky!{Harry and BB walk over to the others as they're doing their thing}

(QC to Leon's house. He is in his room, which looks like most of the mansion, talking to his parents on the phone.)

Pule: (V/O) Are you doing well in school, Leon?

Leon: Yes dad. How's mom?

Pule: (V/O) Oh, she's fine. We promised to be back for the weekend after our movie is finished. Until then, behave yourself, Leon.

Leon: Yes dad.

(Leon hangs up.)

Leon: Well, despite them not being homes at times, the good advantages are that they are kick-butt action stars!

(QC to dinner at the Kiddington household. Everyone is talking while they eat.)

BB: So you and dad hated each other after you became a spokesperson, Aunt Info?

Miss Info: Oh, not really. Sure we say things we didn't mean to say, but that doesn't mean we really hate each other.

Charity: Although I still think that is the reason Shelton used you to framed Loud since I sorta look like you.

Loud: Can we please not talk about that at the table please?

BB: Okay...Uncle Harry?

Harry: Yeah?

BB: What is this Burrows guy like? Before he went insane.

Harry: Well, he was one of the best friends I ever had. True he didn't like Histeria because he didn't find it funny and whatnot, but at least he is good to get along with until it happened.

BB: I'm glad I never met him.

Smartypants: And you never will, believe me.

(Okay, I think we been waiting enough, haven't we? Time to fast forward to next day at school. The new H! kids are sitting in their classes returning their papers to Stalin.)

Toadster: So how did your essays went, guys?

BB: Pretty good, I hope. Did I tell you my Aunt Info, her fiancée, and my Uncle Harry came by to visit?

Cinnamon: Oh yeah! That is coolie-cool! To meet up with some old friends!

Smiling Kelly: Although when Chit came to talk with my parents, it's as if he's visited all the time.

Stalin: Kiddington! You made some mistakes on your paper! You get a C for this!

BB: BUT THAT'S ALL I DID DURING THE SUMMER!

Stalin: Not from what I saw, and I will have you purged and send to detention if you yelled at me again! Got it?!

BB: (mumbling) Yes, sir.

(Yikes! This isn't going well! Let's cut to the chase! QC to the hallways as school is done and the Burrowz get ready to leave. Dummy stops them.)

Dummy: Excuse me, you juveniles.

Talkin: Oh, what do you want, you huge dummy?

(He and the other members snickered)

Dummy: Stop it! Anyway, I got something I want you to do for me.

Robby: Oh really? What's the catch?

Dummy: No catch. I want you to keep those H! kids in line. If they caused trouble, deal with them.

Malcolm: Hey, why should we listen to you?

(He quickly hides behind Robby when Talkin raises his hand as if he wants to hit him again.)

Dummy: Try avoiding detention for life for one!

Talkin: Listen you! If we want to take care of those brats, we will deal with them by our own free will, not because someone told us to do it! So go pin yourself, ya huge dummy!

(The Burrowz laughed as they leave. Dummy fumed at his failure. Ling came by.)

Ling: Trying to get the H! kids in trouble, Hugh?

Dummy: No.

Ling: Good, because this is your second day of the job and I don't want to fired you if I think you only wanted to get my friends' kids in detention.

Dummy: (dry) No, sir.

Ling: Good.

(QC to a part of Washington. The kids are walking somewhere.)

Leon: So where are we going?

BB: I want to check this restaurant slash museum out! It's something that tells about our parents!

Cinnamon: Oh yeah! Planet Histeria! I heard it is a parody of Planet Hollywood! This is going to be great!

(We QC to that place in Washington D.C. The whole restaurant slash museum looks just like that. A lot of people are sitting down eating while others goes look at the items that looks like props from the show itself. The kids came in, find a seat and sit down. The Trustbuster song plays as a waitress came over.)

Waitress: Welcome to Planet Histeria, the place where it used to be just a memorial, but now it changed into a restaurant slash museum where the memorial is still here.

(Indeed, the memorial that was shown in 24 Days is still standing. Somehow, the builders of the place built around it. The waitress hands the kids some menus.)

Waitress: Okay, here are your menus. Say, don't you kids look familiar?

BB: We should. Our parents are the reason this whole place came to be!

(The music stopped. Everyone stares at the kids as if they are in a dream.)

Waitress: Well, you must be their kids then! In that case, you don't have to pay right away! You can put it on your tab!

Cinnamon: All right, coolie-cool!

(A few minutes later, after they are done eating, the H! kids looked around the place, the music playing again. BB is standing next to Smiling Kelly looking at a picture of their parents when they were kids.)

Kelly: Isn't this wonderful of how our parents used to be, BB?

BB: Yeah. (Pause) Say, Kelly?

Kelly: Yeah?

BB: Can I tell you something and you promised not to laugh?

Kelly: Sure. Go ahead.

BB: It's just...

Voice: (V/O angrily) Hey Kiddington!

(The music stops again. Everyone's heads turn to see the Burrowz coming into the place. BB moans)

BB: Oh no.

(The Burrowz came up to BB and Smiling Kelly viciously.)

Talkin: What do you think you're doing? I told you not to get in our way!

BB: HEY, I WASN'T IN YOUR WAY! ME AND MY FRIENDS WERE JUST HERE!

Talkin: Well, any time that you show up means you are getting in our way!

(The other H! kids came over)

Toadster: What are you doing here anyway, Talkin? Your gang the Burrowz shouldn't be at a place like this.

Malcolm: Yeah right! We like to come in here to boo, haze, and wreck the place.

(Talkin hits Malcolm once more.)

Malcolm: Ouch! What did you do that for?!

Talkin: For being an idiot!

Malcolm: Okay.

(A man, who is working behind the counters, yells at the bullies)

Man: Hey, I told you Talkin that you and your friends aren't allowed in here after what happened last time!

Talkin: What give you the right to speak that way to the coolest gang ever?!

Man: You TP my building! It took weeks to clean!

Leon: And besides, coolest my foot! You named your gang after an maniac!

(Talkin pushed Leon down.)

Talkin: A maniac who is respected and remember than you brats would ever be! (to BB) Now since you are here, hand over your lunch money!

BB: SHOULDN'T YOU WAIT UNTIL SCHOOL TO DO IT?

Robby: That dopey principal or whoever sees us keeps interrupting us.

Talkin: Now hand it over!

BB: NO, HENRY!

Talking: What do you mean no?!

BB: ARE YOU DEAF OR JUST PLAIN STUPID?!

Kelly: You heard him, leave him alone!

Talkin: Well, well! Look like your girlfriend is defending you. What a coward you are!

(BB got mad.)

BB: What did you just call me?

(Unknown to BB, he pulls out a bat from...somewhere. I am not going to say.)

Talkin: You heard me, a big fat coward!

(He and the other Burrowz members laughed. This got to BB and he goes over as if get in Talkin's face.)

BB: NOBODY, BUT NOBODY CALLS ME...

(He stopped short as Talkin pulls out a bat from behind his back.)

BB: (nervously) Coward?

(Talkin raises his bat and charges at BB viciously. BB got out of the way in time, so instead Talkin smashed the picture BB and Smiling Kelly was looking at earlier. Talkin turned around and is very angry at BB for making him miss.)

Talkin: All right you! You are going to get it!

(BB points at somewhere offscreen)

BB: HEY LOOK!

Talkin: Oh yeah right. You think I am going to fall for the old "look away so you can hit me" trick?

(Suddenly, BB quickly kicks Talkin "down there", and as Talkin recovers from the pain, BB quickly grabs the bully and pushed him towards his minions, knocking them all down. BB quickly ran for the doors, with his pals watching.)

BB: I LEARN THAT FROM MY MOM!

(BB ran out the doors while Talkin, Robby and Malcolm got back up.)

Talkin: (really p****d) Get him!!!!!

(The Burrowz ran out after BB.)

Leon: Oh great. BB's crazy!

Toadster: BB's going to be fine.

Cinnamon: BB's going to get hurt!

Kelly: (shyly) BB's dreamy. (She notices the others looking at her puzzled. She quickly changes her tone) No one heard that, okay?

{Cut to outside Planet Histeria! as BB is searching for a way to leave quickly. Finally, just at the Burrowz exit the building, he notices a kid near a skateboard hovering in the air like in Back to the Future II}

BB: HEY KID, WAIT A MINUTE!!{He runs up to the kid and takes his skateboard}I NEED TO BORROW THIS FOR A MINUTE!!

Kid: Hey loud kid, that's mine!

BB: I SAID BORROW, NOT KEEP!!{Takes out a few dollar bills}WILL THIS KEEP YOU HAPPY UNTIL THEN?!

Kid: 20 bucks? That won't even buy me an ice cream cone!

BB: THEN BUY SOMETHING ELSE, I GOTTA GO!!!

{He jumps on the skateboard and struggles to keep his balance as it starts to move and fly away from the scene. The Burrowz narrowly miss catching him before then.}

Malcolm: Well that's it, they got away, guess we'd better wait till tomorrow to kick their butts. {Henry hits him}

Henry: We have bikes of our own dimwit, and we're gonna use them! Now come on, we got unfinished business left to take care of!

Robby: But I already did that before we came in.

Henry: Enough with the bathroom jokes, just come on!

{The three Burrowz members now go near some motorcycles that obviously belong to them, and then rev up them and drive off to catch BB. Meanwhile, BB is still trying to balance himself on the flying skateboard and not run into any people as well.}

BB: WATCH OUT, NEWCOMER TO FLYING COMING THROUGH!! I SAID WATCH OUT!!!{With this everyone is able to hear him and clear out with moments to spare}Heh, as if I needed another reason to tell my parents I liked yelling.{He then hears some yells in back of him and turns to see the Burrowz on his trail}WOW, I DO HAVE A BIG MOUTH.

{BB kicks the skateboard into high gear and the Burrowz continue to follow. Robby is the first to pull ahead and try to grab BB.}

Robby: Okay punk, I woke up this morning and now I got myself a rotten punk to beat up!

BB: THAT WAS THE WORST SOPRANOS REFERENCE I'VE EVER HEARD!!

Robby: You're gonna wish you could hear anything when we're done with you!

BB: OKAY, BUT NOW I'M GONNA HAVE TO CATCH YOU FOR YOU TO DO THAT!!

Malcolm: What's he mean by that?

{As the Burrowz make their charge for BB, BB then moves the skateboard to the right and stops, but the Burrowz cannot stop so now they are in fact, ahead of BB. They finally stop to see that fact.}

BB: BYE BYE, ROBO LOVER CREEPS!!!{He flies off}

Henry: That's it, we're gonna get him now!!

Malcolm: But my bike's almost out of gas and he's way ahead now!

Henry: Robby, remind me to hit him when we get back.

{Henry and Robby now drive off and soon they have BB in their sights again. BB turns around and sees this.}

BB: RATS, NOW HOW DO I GET RID OF THEM!!{He goes onto the road and sees a truck ahead of him}HEY, WHAT'S THAT TRUCK FOR?!{He pauses to read the words on the truck and then smiles}WHOH, THIS ISN'T GONNA BE CLEAN, BUT IT'LL GET RID OF THEM GOOD!!

{BB catches up to the truck and then slows down. Henry and Robbie see this from back and grin.}

Henry: Ha, the loud brat gave up. Robbie, you got your fists ready?

Robby: I think so, let me check. {Robbie looks at his hands but lets go of the motorcycle in doing so, and he soon falls off of it} Ow! Hey Henry, I'm down but my fists are a-ok anyway!

Henry: Stupid goon! {He now catches up to BB} If you want someone taken down the right way, you gotta do it yourself!

{Henry now tries to grab BB but BB then notices the truck stopping. He them moves his skateboard to the right and again Henry can't stop his bike in time. He crashes into the back of the truck and lands in a huge pile of some strange thing that the truck is carrying. It's a bit too gross to mention, but Henry will do it anyway.}

Henry: AGH, MANURE?!! YOU MADE ME LAND IN MANURE, I HATE MANURE!! NO ONE SHOULD LIKE IT ANYWAY BUT THAT'S BESIDE THE POINT!!! I'LL GET YOU KIDDINGTON!!!{BB drives his board away as Henry continued to roll around in the dirty stuff}

{Cut back to outside Planet H! as BB comes back to meet his friends and the kid}

BB: {Gets off the board} Here's your board back kid.

Kid: Gee thanks Mr. loud cheapskate! {Takes the board back}

Leon: Wow BB, you don't have any bruises on you, you must be okay!

BB: YEP, I DON'T THINK THE BURROWZ WILL BE MUCH OF A BOTHER FOR A WHILE!!

Cinnamon: All right, now we just have to be scared of the huge dummy, thanks a bunch!

Kelly: Yeah, thanks for that at least. {Pause} So, um, what were you gonna tell me before they showed up?

BB: Um, nothing really. Come on, let's go back home and get rested up and be thankful we won't have to do this sort of thing again for a long time.

{The kids leave the area. Cut to a sidewalk somewhere else in town as Hugh Dummy is taking a walk, and then he sees a dazed and dirty Henry stumbling his way}

Dummy: Good gosh Mr. Talken, what in the world are you doing and what are you covered in?!

Henry: Too...dizzy from manure fumes....to talk...get...Histerians for this! {Henry then stumbles into Dummy's arms and falls on top of him}

Dummy: AGH!! Get off me, you smellier than usual twit! Get off!! Ooh, I'll get these Histerians for this one, mark my words I'll get them once and for all!

Henry: Too tired...to be jealous of you for doing my job, so just...be quiet....huge dummy.{Dummy growls again as he tries to get Henry off him and get as much leftover manure off of him as he can}

(QC to the month of November 2 years later. Note: This remaining parts of this story takes place after 24 1/2 Days and when BB and Kelly got together. So the story begins in 2026, so BB and the kids must be born in the year 2017. Or it could be...ah, forget it. Anyway, we can go to a news desk. We can see our old pal and former H! cast member Fred Moppel, except he is years older than he is in our current timeline.)

Fred Moppel: Good evening. My name is Fred Moppel, and I don't care what people say. I am not retiring until Barry Ding retires first! I am not letting that blowhard gets the best of me that for sure. Anyway, the race to be President of the U.S. is getting interesting every minute or day, not because of the issues or some other stuff I forget what, but because of the opponents for the office of President. With me is one of the candidates, Kraser Terriwinkle!

(We now see who is in the studio with him. It is some sort of man with brown hair and a suit. He looks like Kelsey Grammer's character Fraser from "Cheers" and "Fraser" except he isn't a psychiatrist. He spoke like Kelsey's character, Sideshow Bob from "The Simpsons" except without the craziness.)

Kraser Terriwinkle: Good to be here, Fred.

Moppel: Now then, you made a lot of campaigns during your run for President, and less of them are in Florida.

Kraser: Hey, you think I would spend time there after what I heard about the Bush-Gore mess? Nah, I wanted to do everything for the people, by any means necessary.

Moppel: And your opponent?

Kraser: Ha! He is one of those African Americans who want to run because he is tired of the behavior towards his kind!

Man: (V/O) The only behavior I am hearing is from you, Kraser.

Kraser: Heh?

(We can see a man appearing in one of those windows like in "American Revolution-Part 2". The man is in his chair in his living room in this window. He looks like Morgan Freeman's character from "Deep Impact".)

Moppel: Joining us from his home in Denver, Washington is the other opponent, Morgan Beckset. You disagreed with what Kraser saying?

Morgan Beckset: Indeed I do. I am not one of those people who reacted towards other people's behavior towards my people. I am just someone who promised to make history.

Moppel: And what is that?

Beckset: To prove that an African American like me can get into office, just like Hillary Clinton did except she was the first woman.

Kraser: And the first one to be declared a hack, buddy!

Moppel: Mr. Beckset does have a point. So far, what he said gave him a lead in the polls during the race. Your response, Mr. Terriwinkle?

Kraser: I refused to give up. I will see to it that I become president, not some kind of n...

Moppel: Okay, enough. You heard about what happened on my set during my time on Histeria, so don't think about repeating those problems.

Kraser: All right, fine!

(We QC to Kraser's Campaign HQ. He came in and his assistant, who is in a wheelchair and looks strangely like David Cross, rolls over to him.)

Man: He made a fool out of you again, Kraser?

Kraser: Oh shut up, Dave. I am trying to make my campaign promises come true.

Dave Norbert: Uh, sir? Were you serious about those promises?

Kraser: Of course, I am! But Morgan's quest to make history is making it difficult!

Norbert: Well, you are scheduled to make an appearance at the school where the celebrities from the past are teaching. Maybe you could do better there.

Kraser: I hope so. I won't rest until I become president, no matter what.

(QC to Stalin's class the next day. The kids are probably in third grade by now. He is making an announcement.)

Stalin: Okay, listen up. I am supposed to let class out early today because two candidates for President are talking to everyone today. But don't think I will let you off easy tomorrow!

BB: (whispering to Kelly) What a grump.

Kelly: (whispering back) You're telling me, love.

(A few minutes later, the class left the classroom to go to the auditorium. Dummy however stops the H! kids)

Dummy: Hold on, you!

BB: What now, huge dummy?

Dummy: Stop that or else! Anyway, these two are popular figures during the Presidential race and I am not about to let you brats caused any trouble like you did in your first year!

Kelly: Oh please. Just because you got your clothes dirty after Talkin fell into that manure truck doesn't mean we are going to cause trouble.

Cinnamon: Yeah, and besides, the Burrowz are the ones who started it first!

Dummy: (growling) I am watching you.

Leon: Let's go. This guy is totally being a meanie.

Toadster: Right. So long...huge dummy.

(The H! kids laughed as they ran to the auditorium leaving an annoyed vice-principal behind.)

{Cut to the auditorium. All the kids are in the audience, Principal Ling is on center stage, and behind him are Kraser and Beckset}

Ling: Good morning students, this is an historic day, no pun intended, for our school and for you. Today we have the two candidates for President of the United States here to talk to you and share their thoughts on the issues. Now before we start, I warn you there is to be no wising-off, no face-making, and no grass-eating. This means you Ralph. So with no further ado, please welcome Mr. Kraser Terriwinkle, and Mr. Morgan Beckset.

Kraser: Hello children. Young friends, my opponent Mr. Beckset is confused about how to guide your futures. Do you know what he does? He somersaults! {Kraser does a few somersaults to the kids' amusement} Sometimes he doesn't know whether he's moving frontwards or backwards! {Walks funny for a while} He wants to shrink your futures! {He pretends to shrink and walks around as a little man, which makes most of the kids laugh except for the H! kids}

Kelly: I thought these guys were here to talk about the issues, not to perform a clown show.

Beckset: That's all well and good, Mr. Terriwinkle, but it is just a show. Unlike you, I didn't come here to create a song and dance, well, mostly dance, routine to disguise the issues. The people aren't going to vote for you just because you can dance and walk funny.

Kraser: It almost worked for Al Sharpton, I thought you'd certainly know that.

Ling: Okay Mr. Terriwinkle, I think it's time for Mr. Beckset to have a statement.

Beckset: Thank you.{Kraser gives a dirty look to Beckset then gets rid of it when he looks at him}Boys and girls, although the responsibility to actually vote hasn't come to you yet, I know you want to live in a world where you can vote freely when you have the chance. You want to live in a safe world where you can live out your lives as socially responsible adults, and to do that, you need responsible leaders. I'm not saying Mr. Terriwinkle would be irresponsible as a President. I'm just saying that if I'm elected, I promise that I shall do everything humanly possible to protect our freedom and make sure you and your future children shall keep having it.

BB: GREAT, I GOT MORE FREE TIME FOR LOVING KELLY, I'M IN FOR THAT!!{The kids laugh}

Leon: Wow, to think that guy was so nervous around her just last year.

Toadster: Strange world, what can I say?

Kraser: Excuse me, what was that? We're trying to have a debate here and we can't be interrupted by smart mouthed children, who was that?!

Beckset: Calm down Mr. Terriwinkle. I believe you just insulted a kid with a very loud voice, and one that made a good amount of news last year. But how couldn't he since he's Loud Kiddington's son?

Kraser: He's what? Oh rats, insulting a famous kid is never good publicity...hold on a minute, hold it! {Runs off stage and goes next to BB} Sorry about that, young man, I didn't recognize you.

BB: That's fine, now that you know who I am you'll probably bow down to me if it'll get you publicity. You seem like that type.

Kraser: {A bit annoyed but still polite} How perceptive of you, you seem to think you know a lot for your age.

BB: Well my dad is Loud Kiddington, learning a lot about life at an early age is something us Kiddingtons can't avoid apparently. Although some people wish my dad could have learned less about it, even some people in this school. {Glares at the Burrowz and Hugh in the audience}

Beckset: I hope you don't think they're right in saying so, Mr. Kiddington. Your father and his friend saved the country more times than we can remember, if not for them we'd be run by robot overlords or alternate universe people right now. It's a shame there were and still are enough narrow minded people out there that believe otherwise right up to their deaths. If anyone deserved to face less people like that, it was your parents, I just thought you should know that.

Cinnamon: Wow, for someone in boring old politics, you're pretty coolie cool!

Beckset: Thank you, Ms, um, coolie cool girl.

Kraser: Oh come on, what kind of set up for cheap publicity is this?! Once again Mr. Beckset is referring to ancient history to get people to sympathize with him, what a surprise!

Beckset: I am doing something again Mr. Terriwinkle, and that's telling the truth. You're the one who's lying in saying I'm using the past to get the sympathy vote. But with all your negativity and constant cheap setups to get votes, maybe I'm not the candidate who needs sympathy here.

Kraser: Oh, big words for someone who probably learned those big words cause he got into school from Affirmative Action.

BB: HEY MAN, THAT'S NOT COOL!! SHOW SOME RESPECT TO THE GUY WHO LIKES US!!

Kraser: Ah yes, Mr. BB Kiddington. You can demand respect due to having the ability to break glass with your special pipes. But haven't those pipes caused trouble for you and the people around you? Don't you wish you could have a normal voice so no one could be hurt by it, something your dad sadly could never figure out?

Stalin: Oh, I like the way you think, now here is a smart one! I tell you, with all the time I had to spend with that kid's dad and now with this kid. The bills for my hearing aid are through roof!

Kraser: Well now I think the time has come to end such bills! As of now, I am announcing a new plan, if I'm elected I will pass laws and get equipment for people with loud voices to surgically change their voice! If I'm elected, I will personally make sure no one with an ultra loud voice will ever suffer from one again, and you will never have to hear such a voice again!!{Pretty much all the kids and staff in the auditorium cheer at that promise}

BB: WHAT?! AND WHAT'S SO BAD ABOUT HAVING A LOUD VOICE?!!

Kraser: Well, it's pretty obvious, isn't it?

BB: SO WHAT?!! JUST BECAUSE YOU HAVE A LOUD VOICE MEANS YOU HAVE TO GET RID OF IT OR NO LONE WILL LIKE YOU, IS THAT IT?!! WELL I YELL ALL THE TIME AND I HAVE FRIENDS AND A GIRLFRIEND, AND MY DAD YELLED ALL THE TIME AND HE WAS A HERO TO THIS COUNTY, MR BECKSET SAID SO HIMSELF!!

Kraser: Your father's loud voice was the reason many people wanted him dead and wanted this country dead. {Pause} Not that I support those actions at all, I'm not one of those people who think they were right at all! I'm just saying that it's a fact that some very dangerous people hated that voice and killed many innocent people to shut it up.

BB: THAT WAS ONLY A FEW PEOPLE THAT WERE EVIL TO BEGIN WITH!! NO ONE WHO WAS GOOD WENT AFTER HIM BECAUSE THEY KNEW MY DAD WAS A GREAT GUY DESPITE THAT VOICE, INCLUDING MY MOM!! AND MY FRIENDS AND KELLY KNOW THAT ABOUT ME TOO!! NOTHING'S WRONG WITH ME AND HIM, SO WHY DO I HAVE TO GET RID OF THIS VOICE TO PROVE IT?!!

Kraser: {More upset} Because the people of this country don't