Back at the castle, Kairi is in her room on her bed crying to herself. Simba is nearby looking sad. Ansem came in to check on her and sees this.
Ansem: Kairi? What's wrong?
Kairi: (sees Ansem) Oh father. Xehanort has done something...terrible.
Ansem sighs, comes over, and hold Kairi's hand.
Ansem: There, there. We can make things right. Now tell me what happened.
Back at Kingdom Hearts, the place is collapses with no way out. Sora is still unconscius while Riku, Donald, and Goofy are still trying to revive him.
Riku: Sora? Hey Sora, if you're alive, starts moaning.
Donald, thinking quickly, cast a spell that splashes water all over Sora. Sora woke up slowly.
Goofy: Sora, you're okay!
Riku: Next time, don't sleep on the job.
Sora: Man, my head. Is everyone alright?
Riku: Yeah, we're okay.
Donald: Though you may want to think of setting up home here.
Goofy: Yep. We're struck.
Sora looked up and sees that the entrance has been sealed in.
Sora: We're trapped. (angrily) That no good heartless nobody! (Sighs) Well, it doesn't matter. Whoever he is, he got away with the card.
Riku: (laughing) Sora, you got to stop being a lunkhead.
Riku holds up the card, the same card that Xemnas just lost and the one Sora just found.
Sora: Riku! You got it back! You crazy thief.
Riku: (shrugs) What can I say? That guy was slow.
Sora takes the card from Riku and looks it over.
Sora: I wonder what's so important about this that the guy wanted it so badly. It looks like a worthless card to me.
Donald: Nah uh.
Goofy: There's more to things than meet the eye, you know.
Sora: Hey, I see some writing on it. It's hard but it's hard to read.
Sora rubs the card to clean the writing. But then the card begins to shine and everyone jumped back. Suddenly something appeared out of nowhere roaring. When all is clear, the group sees a figure. He is a three-foot tall mouse humanoid with big black ears, a black nose, a red short sleeved zipped-up jacket with black short sleeves, white gloves, red cargo shorts, and big yellow and black shoes. His name was Mickey Mouse. As he appears, he held his neck in pain.
Mickey: (laughing his trademark laugh) Golly. 10,000 years will give anyone neck pain. Hang on, will ya?
Mickey magically hangs Sora on a nearby rock. To everyone's surprise, Mickey takes his head off, spins it around while yelling. Mickey then puts his head back down. Donald and Goofy help Sora down.
Mickey: It's great to be out of there!
Suddenly Mickey makes a microphone appeared and the cave turned into some sort of talk show.
Mickey: Hi folks! Great to be back at last! (To Sora) Hey kid. Where ya from? (Sticks in the mike in Sora's face) What's your name?
A neon light appears above with Sora's name lighting up with chase lights. The sign changes to reflect Mickey's next line.
Mickey: Hi, Sora! Welcome to the show! Do you want to be So? Or Ra? Or how about Laddi?
Sora suddenly turns into a orange dog wearing a kilt.
Sora: Like 'here boy. Come on Laddi'!
Sora and Riku look confused.
Sora: I must have hit my head harder than I thought.
Riku: I didn't and I still don't believe this.
Mickey: Don't mind if I smoke, right?
Mickey then explodes, making Riku jumped back.
Riku: Stop that!
Mickey: (normal) Gosh. Sorry about that. Hope I didn't mess the hair.
Donald/Goofy: Your majesty!
Mickey: Donald, Goofy!
Mickey hugs his pals who hug back.
Mickey: Great to see you two again! How's everything?
Goofy: The usual.
Donald: Yeah. Until Sora and Riku show up.
Mickey looks at Sora.
Mickey: Say. You look bigger than my last master. Or maybe because I'm shrinking. (Looks at himself) Am I getting really really small to you?
Sora: Wait a minute. Wait a minute. I'm your master?
Mickey laughs as he slaps a diploma in Sora's hand and a mortarboard on his head.
Mickey: That's right! You graduated! So what do you want from me...
Mickey transforms into Arnold Scwharzenneger.
Mickey: (Arnold Schwarzenegger voice) The ever impressive...
Mickey puts himself in a cube now.
Mickey: (hard breath voice) The long contained...
Mickey now has a puppet on his hand.
Mickey: (mouthing) Often imitated.
Mickey ditches the dummy.
Mickey: But never duplicated...
Everyone else watches as Mickey makes clones of himself while spinning around, repeating duplicated. Mickey soon stops and makes like a ring announcer.
Mickey: Mickey Mouse...of the card!
Mickey transforms into an Ed Sullivan lookalike as his clones applauded for him.
Mickey: (Ed Sullivan) Right here direct from the lamp, right here for your enjoyment wish fulfillment. Thank youuuuu!
Sora: Wait. Wait. 'Wish fullfillment?'
Mickey: That's right! I can grant you 3 wishes. And you cannot wished for any more wishes.
Mickey turns into a slot machine, arm pulls down, and 3 Mickeys appear in the windows.
Slot Mickey: That's right...
3 Mickeys: 3.
3 Mickeys came out of the slot wearing sombreros speaking Mexican.
Mickey: Uno, dos, tres.
Mickey turns into Groucho Marx and walked by the group.
Mickey: (Groucho Marx voice) No copies, exchanges, or refunds.
Donald now appeared hanging on a rope holding the sign 'refunds'.
Donald: Get me down from me!
Mickey zaps and Donald is let go.
Riku: (chuckling) Are you sure that I am not the one dreaming?
Sora: I guess now.
Mickey: Master, I think you should realize what I got for you here. So why don't you just ruminate, whilst I illuminate the possibilities.
A song begins as Mickey lights up.
Mickey: (singing) Well Aladdin had them forty thieves
The thieves from Aladdin's 3rd movie appeared with swords and surrounded Sora.
Mickey: (singing) Winnie the Pooh had a thousand tales
Suddenly Mickey appeared in Sora's shirt.
Mickey: (singing) But master you in luck 'cause up your sleeve
You got a brand of magic never fails!
Mickey then sticks his arms out and punches the thieves away. Next, Sora is in a boxing ring being massaged by Goku.
Mickey: (singing) You got some power in your corner now
Some heavy ammunition in your camp of hard
Mickey turned into fireworks and exploded like crazy.
Mickey: (singing) You got some punch, pizzazz, yahoo and how
See all you gotta do is rub that card
Mickey appears in a hole in the card, grabs Sora's hand, and made the card rub the card.
Mickey: (singing) And I'll say
Mister Sora sir
What will your pleasure be?
Sora and Riku finds themselves at a table and chairs that appeared out of thin war, with Mickey writing things on a notepad like a waiter.
Mickey: (singing) Let me take your order, jot it down
You ain't never had a friend like me
No no no!
Mickey: (singing) Life is your restaurant
And I'm your maitre' d!
Mickey gives a dish to Sora. When Sora removes the lid, he jumps back as he sees Mickey turning into chicken. Mickey then turns back to normal but blow his ear up.
Mickey: (singing) C'mon whisper what it is you want
You ain't never had a friend like me.
Mickey now became 4 Mickeys.
Mickey: (singing) Yes sir, we pride ourselves on service
Sora smiles as he gets a shave, haircut, and a manicure from the 4 Mickeys.
Mickey: (singing) You're the boss, the king, the shah!
Sora and Riku are now in big chairs, surrounded by treasure and woman fanning them. Donald and Goofy are impressed.
Mickey: (singing) Say what you wish, it's yours! True dish
How about a little more Baklava?
Mickey now dumps a bunch of baklava all over everyone. Sora is now see jumping from colum 'A' to column 'B'.
Mickey: (singing) Try some of column 'A'
Try all of column 'B'
Sora fell but luckily he fell on a custom, courtesy of a big Mickey Mouse.
Mickey: (singing) I'm in the mood to help you dude
Mickey opens his mouth and his tongue turns into stairs. A mini-Mickey came out dressed like a magician.
Mickey: (singing) You ain't never had a friend like me
The little Mickey begins to dance with the big Mickey's gloves. They are soon done and squashed the little Mickey into nothing.
Mickey: (singing) Can your friends do this?
Sora takes his head off, makes copies of it, and spins them around.
Mickey: (singing) Do your friends do that?
Mickey tosses the head to Sora who juggles them with a smirk on his face. He spins them like a basketball before giving them back to Mickey. Mickey then tries to pull himself out of a hat.
Mickey: (singing) Do your friends pull this out their little hat
Mickey turns into a white rabbit, then a giant dragon.
Mickey: (singing) Can your friends go poof!
Mickey the dragon spits out flames which then turned into 3 cute girls dancing around Sora, much to his delight.
Mickey: (singing) Well looky here
Can your friends go Abracadabra, let 'er rip
And then make the sucker disappear?
Sora's delight turned into annoyance as the girls disappeared after dancing around. Mickey then imitated Sora, so to speak.
Mickey: (singing) So don't you sit there slack jawed, buggy eyed
I'm here to answer all your midday prayers
Mickey turns into a certificate and rolls up, surrounding Sora.
Mickey: (singing) You got me bona fide, certified
You got a being for a charg? d'affairs!
I got a powerful urge to help you out
So what you wish I really want to know
Mickey removes a list of different languages out of Sora's ear and uses it to dry himself off like he just step out of the shower.
Mickey: (singing) You got a wish that's three miles long, no doubt
So all you gotta do is rub like so, and oh!
Mickey: (singing) Mister Sora, sir, have a wish or two or three
A bunch of guys appeared and bowed to Sora before disappearing. A dancing girl appeared and giggled. Sora smiles and leans to kiss her, but the girl turned into Mickey who giggles much to Sora's alarm.
Mickey: (singing) I'm on the job, you big nabob
You ain't never had a friend, never had a friend
Mickey made 4 dancing elephants appeared.
Mickey: (singing) You ain't never had a friend, never had a friend
4 dancing camels appeared. Now a big finale begins.
Mickey: (singing) You ain't never...had a... friend... like...me!
Soon the big finale is about to end. Riku grabs a few treasure or so.
Mickey: (singing) You ain't never had a friend like me!
Mickey turns into a cyclone to wrap the song up and everything disappeared. Even the treasure Riku has been collecting. The cave is once again empty except for everyone and a neon "APPLAUSE" sign Mickey put on his head.
Riku: (seeing the treasure gone) Great. Oh well. That proves that I am not a good treasure hunter.
Mickey: Well, Sora. What is it going to be?
Sora: So Mickey, I get any wishes I want?
Mickey: Well, not really. There are some limits to my powers to tell you the truth.
Donald: Yep. There are some wishes Mickey cannot grant no matter how much you wanted them.
Goofy: If Mickey tried to perform those wishes, he will suffer a magic buildup and exploded.
Sora: What kind of wishes Mickey can't grant?
Mickey: There's rule 1: I can't killed anyone.
Mickey 'cut' his head off and holds it in one hand.
Mickey: So don't ask.
Mickey puts his head back on as he continues.
Mickey: Rule 2: I can't make someone fall in love with someone else.
Mickey's head turns into a pair of lips which kissed Sora sweetly, before turning back to normal.
Mickey: (cooing) You are so cute.
Next, Mickey turns into a zombie, which got up and freaks out Sora and Riku.
Mickey: And rule 3, (Peter Lorre voice) I cannot bring people back from the dead. It's not a pretty picture! (Grabs Sora) I won't do it!
Mickey turns back to normal and smiles.
Mickey: (laughing his trademark laugh) But besides those, you got it.
Sora and Riku paused to think, then they smirked, having an idea.
Sora: Provisos? Like limits on stuff including wishes?
Riku: Ha! Some wishing being he is!
Mickey frowns at this as Sora walks away with Riku.
Sora: He can't even bring people back to life.
Riku: I guess he can't get us out of here either.
Sora: Well, I guess we should go find another way out. Let's go.
Before Sora and Riku could get further, Mickey puts his foot one, a literally giant one, that is. Mickey is all ticked off.
Mickey: Excuse me? In case you forgotten, you woke me up from the card! And just when I became the biggest friend you two got, you decided to abandon me?
Sora and Riku looked amused as Mickey continues to get ticked off.
Mickey: I don't think so! No way! You're getting your wishes, so sit down!
Sora and Riku sits down in the Gummi Ship, still operable after Kingdom Hearts collapses. Donald is at the driving seat looking amused along with Goofy, also in the ship.
Goofy: Gawrsh. You made him mad.
Donald: Aww, don't worry. We get used to it.
Mickey got in the Gummi Ship and makes like a steward of an airplane.
Mickey: (steward voice) In case of emergencies, the exit is here, there, everywhere!
Mickey points out a bunch of exits with a bunch of arms.
Mickey: (normal) So folks, keep your arms, legs, and everything inside the Gummi Ship at all times! We're outta here!
The Gummi Ship flew up to the ceiling very fast and managed to explode out right back into the desert, flying off escaping.